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@moecat Thanks for that bro
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Ok, it wasn't THAT bad :p
 

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So I got baaaaaked then ate 3 double decker tacos (soft taco shell smeared with refried beans wrapped around a crunchy taco with the regular stuff inside--Taco Bell makes them too, yes)... Anyways, got stuffed as fuck, then afterwards I sat on a chair in the living room dozing off in a weed nap/full belly nap/all around emotional exhaustion nap...
And every time I'd get into a nice deep sleep phase some fucking idiot would come over and poke my arm, "Hey you tired?"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, JUST LEAVE ME BE!
I can't "go to bed" cos my bed is the couch and 3 people are sitting there. Why can't you just let me doze in a corner chair, I'm not ruining anything.

Almost time for another 'pin......
 
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moecat

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Lots of yard for the pooches? When's the house-warming party? :)
 

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FUCK FACEBOOK!!
I stopped using it when the ex wife and one night stands started harassing me, then came the horde of old customers wanting customer service for a product I no longer had anything to do with... I could barely stand them when I was getting paid to deal with them... my own time?? I was less than gracious.

@Midniteoyl Ugh sorry for the overlord loss man...I lost my 16 year old runt a year ago.. I miss his terribly still.
 

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Thanks... Problem was though, he was only 6yrs old. Just came outta the blue and with no emergency vet out here, I had to wait 'till morning, but he didnt make it. No clue what happened.

He was born on my deck, and we kept one and gave the rest away. This guy had a cleft nose and snaggletooth :) About 3yrs later we heard he was in the pound (fuckers..) and rescued him. He remembered us immediately :) Most loving cat you would have ever met..
 

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Yea we have 4 acres, gonna clear out about 2, leave the rest wooded
NIce house :)

Leave more as woods.. 2 acres is still too much to keep clear :)

I've got 14, and tried to keep 5 cleared... Gave up and now do 2.5 and want to go smaller :)
 

Whiskey

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You may be right, Hubby has a tractor and we'll see how much he wants to clear and keep clear. I like the woods I am hoping not too much clearing.
 

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My god, her hand is as big as her head!
Haha remember that Seinfeld episode..

I don't really have Man Hands I swear, just the camera angle. :p
 

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mmmm, peach tea.
 

kelli

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You know I'm going to post that pic at any "appropriate" opportunity. :p :D :p :D

Anyway, you're cute when you look like that. When someone like me tries it, well ... let's just say that the intended results aren't met (given the right lighting, time of day, etc.). :eek:o_O

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ok i'll play....

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Tragically, this is probably more true than any of us would like to admit.
 

Midniteoyl

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Some of these pics could use the Link...



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OMG

I just redeemed a $15 sephora giftcard
and found this

http://www.sephora.com/give-me-more-lip-P388550?skuId=1647205

seems like I'm gonna need a whole lot more swagbucks, lol


- 0.05 oz bareMinerals Marvelous Moxie™ Lipstick in Speak Your Mind (bubble gum pink)
- 0.01 oz Benefit Cosmetics Hydrating Tinted Lip Balm in Posie
- 0.07 oz Bite Beauty Luminous Crème Lipstick in Palomino (vibrant magenta)
- 0.04 oz Buxom Mini Full Bodied lipstick in Menace
- 0.08 oz Fresh Sugar Berry Tinted Lip Treatment
- 0.03 oz Hourglass Opaque Rouge Liquid Lipstick in Icon
- 0.10 oz Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Outlaw
- 0.09 oz Laura Mercier Lip Glacé in Blush (medium rose brown)
- 0.07 oz Laura Mercier Crème Smooth Lip Colour in Red Armour
- 0.018 oz MAKE UP FOR EVER Waterproof Lip Liner Pencil
- 0.08 oz Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics Black Dahlia Lip Tar: Matte Test Tube
- 0.068 oz Sephora Collection Rouge Infusion in 10 Red Essence
- 0.04 oz Stila Stay All Day® Vinyl Lip Gloss in Nude Vinyl (medium pink nude)
- 0.06 oz Tarte LipSurgence Lip Tint in Moody
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- 0.05 oz Too Faced Cosmetics La Creme Color Drenched Lip Cream in Naked Dolly
- 0.16 oz Too Faced Cosmetics Melted Liquefied Long Wear Lipstick in Fuchsia
 

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I just ordered more juice...I will have 184ml's of juice before next Friday. o_O

http://ethervapes.com/

Dark Skyes
- Bottle Size: 32ml
- Nicotine Level: 24 MG
Nomad
- Bottle Size: 32ml
- Nicotine Level: 24 MG
 

kelli

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ok this is just ridamndicuous. we are having snow flurries. real light ones, but snow flurries nonetheless. two days ago it was 80.
do over!!!!
 

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ok this is just ridamndicuous. we are having snow flurries. real light ones, but snow flurries nonetheless. two days ago it was 80.
do over!!!!
<----jealous
 

kelli

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Charcoal jerky, yick.

I was smart and sneaked a pile of good floppy bacon outta the pan when he wasn't paying attention. I wasn't about to risk it. I am glad I did that!
good plan ;)
 

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Soco, you are my best friend.
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I mix the regular with diet cherry 7-up, kind of tastes like cherry twizzler. Yum. I have to be careful who I drink it around though, they tell me I babble. Usually I'm quiet, must be the sugar.

My son was convinced it was daylight savings time, one of the calendars said so. So he went and changed all the clocks last night. This morning his phone was the same, the computers were the same. Looked at the calendar again and it's only DST for parts of Australia. Derp.
 

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