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Dapper555

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I am currently 25 still a virgin and i see all the cool guys vaping . i need a woman in my life if i buy a vape will it help me get all the woman . Here is my idea walking up to a hot lady and blowing the biggest cloud in her face she will think i am her man from the dream Help me guys what vape to buy ? If i get a 50wat vape will it help me pick up some milfs ?
 

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Highly doubtful, if you blow clouds in her face. She'll probably slap you, and tell you to grow up. However the lack of a cigarette funk may be helpful, as women have a very keen sense of smell.

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PS: learning some punctuation might also be helpful. Women like literacy.
 

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Highly doubtful, if you blow clouds in her face. She'll probably slap you, and tell you to grow up. However the lack of a cigarette funk may be helpful, as women have a very keen sense of smell.

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PS: learning some punctuation might also be helpful. Women like literacy.
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Now then.....where should I move this to....decisions, descisions
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I think the "what NOT to do" section is completely appropriate. I'm a vaper myself and I'd probably slap anyone who blew a huge cloud in my face. Propositioning women who have children older than you is also completely inadvisable.

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I think the "what NOT to do" section is completely appropriate. I'm a vaper myself and I'd probably slap anyone who blew a huge cloud in my face. Propositioning women who have children older than you is also completely inadvisable.

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Nah some old broads groove on the retarded sorry motherfuckers.
Does he want a milf, a cougar a puma or a gmilf those are the real questions.

He might have to lower his standards a bit from hot to toothless, reeks of cat piss and boiled cabbage.

Oh I am seeing his info says 21, he says 25 which leads me to think he is 14.
 

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I am currently 25 still a virgin and i see all the cool guys vaping . i need a woman in my life if i buy a vape will it help me get all the woman . Here is my idea walking up to a hot lady and blowing the biggest cloud in her face she will think i am her man from the dream Help me guys what vape to buy ? If i get a 50wat vape will it help me pick up some milfs ?
Indeed....picked up a 450 pounder a couple weeks ago after blowing Anchovy-Pizza liquid in her face...!
 

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On the real, my brother is autistic, and I delved heavy into understanding the shit the OP is currently facing.

To all you flaming the OP, visuals are everything to those plagued by autism, so it makes total sense that a visually expressive cloud of vapor would seem as though it might, possibly attract the opposite sex. Really. I never thought about this before this very moment, but from this man's shoes a cloud speaks volumes. I understand everyone's concern, but let's not punish the question. Let's try and help him understand. As far as I'm concerned it's cruel what's been said, but then again, it's a cruel world, as you (the OP) most likely know.

I'm gonna make a long story very short here. My brother was fat as fuck and got made fun of for it. He came home crying one day due to the ridicule and I told him to start eating less or start working out. He's buff as fuck now. That SOB lifted my fridge the last time I moved like it was a paperweight. More importantly, boy gets laid. And I bet he looks better than most of you picking on the kid with a disability on this thread.

Look man (OP), we use vapor as an alternative to cigarettes. The best option for your health is to leave it alone, but if you gotta, vape. Get a regulated device with a fine chip, sink a few bucks into a solid tank and blow some clouds. But it's not gonna woo the ladies. You need game for that, and that takes work.

My advice to you is do what my brother did. Beef up your body. It's pretty much all these new age chicks are after anyways. You can get more going for you than the instant gratification that a cloud supplies. Everything worth keeping requires work, and you have a road ahead of you that ain't easy-peasy, but it'll mean something as soon as you give a shit and pay off in the end.

Keep on keeping on dude.
 

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On the real, my brother is autistic, and I delved heavy into understanding the shit the OP is currently facing.

To all you flaming the OP, visuals are everything to those plagued by autism, so it makes total sense that a visually expressive cloud of vapor would seem as though it might, possibly attract the opposite sex. Really. I never thought about this before this very moment, but from this man's shoes a cloud speaks volumes. I understand everyone's concern, but let's not punish the question. Let's try and help him understand. As far as I'm concerned it's cruel what's been said, but then again, it's a cruel world, as you (the OP) most likely know.

I'm gonna make a long story very short here. My brother was fat as fuck and got made fun of for it. He came home crying one day due to the ridicule and I told him to start eating less or start working out. He's buff as fuck now. That SOB lifted my fridge the last time I moved like it was a paperweight. More importantly, boy gets laid. And I bet he looks better than most of you picking on the kid with a disability on this thread.

Look man (OP), we use vapor as an alternative to cigarettes. The best option for your health is to leave it alone, but if you gotta, vape. Get a regulated device with a fine chip, sink a few bucks into a solid tank and blow some clouds. But it's not gonna woo the ladies. You need game for that, and that takes work.

My advice to you is do what my brother did. Beef up your body. It's pretty much all these new age chicks are after anyways. You can get more going for you than the instant gratification that a cloud supplies. Everything worth keeping requires work, and you have a road ahead of you that ain't easy-peasy, but it'll mean something as soon as you give a shit and pay off in the end.

Keep on keeping on dude.

That's the most insightful analysis of a trolls post I've ever seen. In case you haven't noticed, he's trolling.
 

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Is it some mis-guided SJW thing to broadly expand the meaning of Internet Troll?
Do some of you need a 'safespace"?

This was just juvenile takin' o' the piss.
C'mon... that nik and Shai as an avatar?

Just give 'em a slap and see if they still want to play. Sack up people. :rolleyes:
 

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Dapper Dan. Why you trying pick up chix. You know you're gay and stupid too. You aint 25 either you're 52 and high any time you aint drunk. Loser.
 

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I'd guess they're just a Hipster who thinks drinking PBR and wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt will make them cool.

Probably wears a manbun also.

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ROFLMAO - just had to look
 

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Can an admin please close this thread. My younger brother posted this i have way too much respect for this forum to ever post this kind of garbage.
 

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Can an admin please close this thread. My younger brother posted this i have way too much respect for this forum to ever post this kind of garbage.

While I understand you feelings,

We don't close threads
 

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Can an admin please close this thread. My younger brother posted this i have way too much respect for this forum to ever post this kind of garbage.

What a load of horse shit. I can't count how many times I've seen douche bags come on to a forum, make a complete ass of themselves and blame on a sibling. Dude your troll game is bush league; if you're gonna troll us, manup and take ownership of your childish behavior.

Worst. Troll. Ever.
 

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What a load of horse shit. I can't count how many times I've seen douche bags come into a forum, make a complete ass of themselves and blamed it on a sibling. Dude your troll game is bush league; if your gonna troll us, manup and take ownership of your trolling.
I ask for a lot of help on this forum it's my go to whenever I need help. If you had a younger brother you would understand.
 

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Can an admin please close this thread. My younger brother posted this i have way too much respect for this forum to ever post this kind of garbage.

Dang, was starting to really enjoy the comedy
 

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I don't know if it was a troll or not, but this shit did make me laugh out loud. If he is trolling it is a pathetic attempt but if it was his little brother it's fucking genius on the little brothers part. If it was him I hope you gave the little guy an ass whooping. Lol. I'm the oldest of 4 boys so I know exactly how much of a shit head a little brother can be.

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I don't know if it was a troll or not, but this shit did make me laugh out loud. If he is trolling it is pathetic attempt but if it was his little brother it's fucking genius. If it was him I hope you gave the little guy an ass whooping. Lol.

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He is 18 smoking cigs and thinks vaping is a fashion statement . Just waiting until all his health issues start he smokes a pack a day. I quite smoking thanks to vaping!
 

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He is 18 smoking cigs and thinks vaping is a fashion statement . Just waiting until all his health issues start he smokes a pack a day. I quite smoking thanks to vaping!

Are you really still a virgin?:giggle:

(I'm in my 50s and my little brothers are still terrified of me)
 

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I use a rake to chase cats out of my yard so they don't piss on my tomatoes.

Well ok, but why do you care? It seems rather unlikely anyway; cats like sand or loose sandy soil for pottying.

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