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2016 has been the year of celebrity death....
Who is next?

Top 3 next ones for me are

Modanna- would it really be a shocker?
Robert Plant- his turn to walk the stairway?
Steven Segal- just so that he can stop making crap movies.
 

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Because I have a mean streak, here are my top contenders:

Queen Elizabeth : Royal rot set in long ago
Kirk Douglas : just turned 100
Jose Feliciano : need one where folks say "He was still alive?"
 

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Charlie "fucking hookers and smoking *****" sheen.
Nacy piglosi
Chuck schumer, amy schumer.
Diane fineswine.
George "raping my childhood" Lucas.
Micheal Bloomberg.
George Soros.
Hitlery motherfucking Clinton.

Forgot Harry "NAMBLA" Reid.
and that greasy bloated water buffalo Cenk Ulygar.
 
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I thought the title said celebrity death match at first glance and got excited. Then I read the title and thought sure Ill play.
Fran drescher. It's just the voice, I can't stand it.

One's we wish would go?

That's another story, hahaha

Regis Philbin
Billy Bob Thornton
Nicholas Cage

Can't stand any of those three for various and capricious reasons
 

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One's we wish would go?

That's another story, hahaha

Regis Philbin
Billy Bob Thornton
Nicholas Cage

Can't stand any of those three for various and capricious reasons
Just watched bad santa 2.. Without John Riter and Berny Mac it was just a capitalization masterbation movie.
 

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I forgot about Charlie sheen

I'm pretty sure the left wing politicians are already dead and are just robots controlled by Chinese clone makers

So I'll add Dustin Diamond and Bill Cosby
 

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I thought the title said celebrity death match at first glance and got excited. Then I read the title and thought sure Ill play.
Fran drescher. It's just the voice, I can't stand it.

ROFL, totally with ya. She doesn't talk, she HONKS. :giggle:

I'm sorta hoping Mr. Obummer might buy the farm before his term ends, maybe the nutjob can take office sooner. He may be a nutjob, but he's gotta be better.

Andria
 

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Charlie "fucking hookers and smoking crack" sheen.
Nacy piglosi
Chuck schumer, amy schumer.
Diane fineswine.
George "raping my childhood" Lucas.
Micheal Bloomberg.
George Soros.
Hitlery motherfucking Clinton.

Forgot Harry "NAMBLA" Reid.
and that greasy bloated water buffalo Cenk Ulygar.
If this was a contest, YOU win.....:wave:
 

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Because I do in fact have a vicious mean streak.

Tiffani Thiessen
John Leguizamo
Doris Day
Dick Van Dyke
Lou Diamond Phillips
Rachael Ray
Anthony Bourdain
Chandler Riggs
 

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I can't believe I'm the first...

Whoopie Goldberg.
I was going to include her but didn't want to seem too cruel.I mean I put the kid* in so adding Whoopi would've been over the top.

*Chandler Riggs*

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Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian

Hoping to increase the odds, focusing on one...

I get the "increasing the odds" thing, but geez, you gotta stamp 'em all out if you wanna stop the infestation! Leave just one and more will breed!!! AARGHHH!!!

Andria
 

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Kieth Richards is long past his expiration date as it is.

Adding Michael Moor to the list as well. Hopefully this can be made retroactive and prior to his first movie.

Kim Jong Un, Pretty Please With Sugar On Top

Will Ferrell. I don't know why but that guy just annoys the crap out of me!
 

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  1. Amy Schumer
  2. Chuck Schumer
  3. Whoopie Goldberg
  4. Jill Stein
  5. Charlie Sheen
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Madonna
  8. Rosanne Barr
  9. Rosie
  10. Bill Cosby
  11. William Defoe
  12. Spielberg
  13. Barbara Streisand
  14. Kevin Spacey
  15. The Kardashians
  16. Sara Silverman
  17. Michael More
  18. Sean Penn
  19. Hanoi Jane Fonda
  20. Alec Baldwin
  21. Janeane Garafalo
  22. Lena Dunham
  23. Adam Sandler
  24. Cher
  25. The hosts of "the view"
 
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Kieth Richards is long past his expiration date as it is.

Adding Michael Moor to the list as well. Hopefully this can be made retroactive and prior to his first movie.

Kim Jong Un, Pretty Please With Sugar On Top

Will Ferrell. I don't know why but that guy just annoys the crap out of me!

Can't agree about Keith; he's old as dirt, one of the geezers of rock, but he can still crank out the jams, one of the best blues guitarists EVER. For the rest, totally agree; Will Farrell is just plain ANNOYING AS HELL. Not one damn thing funny about him. Steve Carell too, just an idiot, and if I'd never seen The Truman Show or Liar Liar, I'd feel that way about Jim Carrey, too... but when he's got decent material, he's brilliant.

Andria
 

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  1. Amy Schumer
  2. Chuck Schumer
  3. Whoopie Goldberg
  4. Jill Stein
  5. Charlie Sheen
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Madonna
  8. Rosanne Barr
  9. Rosie
  10. Bill Cosby
  11. William Defoe
  12. Spielberg
  13. Barbara Streisand
  14. Kevin Spacey
  15. The Kardashians
  16. Sara Silverman
  17. Michael More
  18. Sean Penn
  19. Hanoi Jane Fonda
  20. Alec Baldwin
  21. Janeane Garafalo
  22. Lena Dunham
  23. Adam Sandler
  24. Cher
  25. The hosts of "the view"

You hit a lot of high points, but you left off a couple: Courtney Love, and Howard Stern. Two of the most annoying humans who ever drew breath.

Andria
 

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Another that no one has yet mentioned, that I've seen: Nicole Richey. If I read one more word about her anorexia or ****** addiction, I'm going postal. Totally sick of these entitled little prima donnas and their imaginary angst. Oh, and Lindsey Lohan... how has she not died in a DUI car accident already???

Andria
 

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  1. Amy Schumer
  2. Chuck Schumer
  3. Whoopie Goldberg
  4. Jill Stein
  5. Charlie Sheen
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Madonna
  8. Rosanne Barr
  9. Rosie
  10. Bill Cosby
  11. William Defoe
  12. Spielberg
  13. Barbara Streisand
  14. Kevin Spacey
  15. The Kardashians
  16. Sara Silverman
  17. Michael More
  18. Sean Penn
  19. Hanoi Jane Fonda
  20. Alec Baldwin
  21. Janeane Garafalo
  22. Lena Dunham
  23. Adam Sandler
  24. Cher
  25. The hosts of "the view"
Why Kevin Spacey?
 

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Can't agree about Keith; he's old as dirt, one of the geezers of rock, but he can still crank out the jams, one of the best blues guitarists EVER. For the rest, totally agree; Will Farrell is just plain ANNOYING AS HELL. Not one damn thing funny about him. Steve Carell too, just an idiot, and if I'd never seen The Truman Show or Liar Liar, I'd feel that way about Jim Carrey, too... but when he's got decent material, he's brilliant.

Andria
Actually in my humble opinion Jim Carrey's best movies are the 2 dramas he did (The Number 23 & The Majestic).
 

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Roger Goodell...
I would love it if he could go, and then we can have real football again.

And the jackass that invented autotune.
 

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Yep, Goodell needs to go.
He needs to drink purple koolaide and put his shoes on the dge of the bed while he waits for the aliens from cyanide to take him back to his home planet.
 

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I can't believe noone said Miley Goddamn Cyrus ....

I always said they can put both her and Bieber on one of the nuclear testing sites and blow both those bitches up... But I'm adding Courtney Love there because I'm still firmly convinced she killed Kurt Cobain.:kickbutt::bomb::bomb::bomb:
 

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Actually in my humble opinion Jim Carrey's best movies are the 2 dramas he did (The Number 23 & The Majestic).

Yes, 23 was also very good! But I particularly enjoyed The Truman Show, and Liar Liar was HYSTERICALLY funny. :)

Andria
 

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I can't believe noone said Miley Goddamn Cyrus ....

I always said they can put both her and Bieber on one of the nuclear testing sites and blow both those bitches up... But I'm adding Courtney Love there because I'm still firmly convinced she killed Kurt Cobain.:kickbutt::bomb::bomb::bomb:

I'm convinced that Miley and Bieber are actually the same person. So yes, it needs to die. I really think Cobain killed himself... probably because of having to put up with her crazy ass.

Andria
 

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