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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.”
The man whispers, “yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball,” the boy responds.
“That’s nice.”
“Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together.
“It’s dark in here,” the boy begins.
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove.”
The man thinks about the last time they were in the closet together, and decided to cut to the chase — “How much?”
“$750.”
“Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play some catch!”
“I can’t. I sold them.”
“How much did you sell them for?”
“$1,000,” the boy replies, smilingly widely.
His father responds, “it’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church to confess.”
The two go to church, and the boy’s father escorts him to the confession booth. Once inside, the boy states, “it’s dark in here.”
The priest replies, “don’t start that crap again!”
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.”
The man whispers, “yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball,” the boy responds.
“That’s nice.”
“Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together.
“It’s dark in here,” the boy begins.
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove.”
The man thinks about the last time they were in the closet together, and decided to cut to the chase — “How much?”
“$750.”
“Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play some catch!”
“I can’t. I sold them.”
“How much did you sell them for?”
“$1,000,” the boy replies, smilingly widely.
His father responds, “it’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church to confess.”
The two go to church, and the boy’s father escorts him to the confession booth. Once inside, the boy states, “it’s dark in here.”
The priest replies, “don’t start that crap again!”
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shouldn't that be nap time?
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Sounds like 'go home' time to me..
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Well then how's about I throw him a beating for you? He will be much less scary when I'm done
Your hidden meaning is:
The Spirited One
You have a natural charisma that can enchant people like no other. You make life exciting and thrilling because you're always in the mood for good-fun. You have the uncanny ability of being a magnet wherever you go and people genuinely enjoy you for who you are. It's fair to say it always feels like a holiday whenever you're around!
The Spirited One
You have a natural charisma that can enchant people like no other. You make life exciting and thrilling because you're always in the mood for good-fun. You have the uncanny ability of being a magnet wherever you go and people genuinely enjoy you for who you are. It's fair to say it always feels like a holiday whenever you're around!
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TIME PLEASE
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Not familiar with the latter, one of the new suped-up, large screen phones?
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Will video of the bout be available?
I wish you luck, and a 1st round win! Didn't you say this one was for charity?
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i will look forward to hearing about the thrashingWell then how's about I throw him a beating for you? He will be much less scary when I'm done
Ok I will be sure to give detailsi will look forward to hearing about the thrashing
Yes a video will be availible it usually takes about a month though.
And yes it is for charity it's a local breastfeeding cancer awareness charity
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Happy Halloween and Blessed Samhain to ya folks.....
Agreed.
Haven't done much of anything today, but did make up a sample bottle of Bam's Eggnog juice though. Tasty stuff.
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Let me guess: myfoodisawesome.com ?Oh, wait, I did pay a couple bills and renewed my domain today.
Wheee - such excitement!
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I have a bunch of extracts I stocked up last summer,got a liter of 100 mg nic when MFS had it on sale and 1/2 gal each VG and PG last week,,,,just me an the olady,,,,so im set through the winter,,,,i don't work much in the winter so money is short
Lol. They offered me $5 for mine. I wound up with the G3.
LOL...nope. But, thanks though.
There's some fun shows on tonight: Haven, Z-Nation, Grimm, Constantine.
So, I'm just gonna watch 'em and sip on some fairly appropriate beverages: Some MacNaughton's Spiked Eggnog and this:
Yummy in my tummy....
LOL...nope. But, thanks though.
There's some fun shows on tonight: Haven, Z-Nation, Grimm, Constantine.
So, I'm just gonna watch 'em and sip on some fairly appropriate beverages: Some MacNaughton's Spiked Eggnog and this:
Yummy in my tummy....
I'll see yours and raise you some porter
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I'll see yours and raise you some porter
I love me a nice Porter, especially with a coffee tinge. Nice.
No car though, so I get what I can get from the Mex store. ;-)
I am having similar evening, trying a local micro brew from the Rockyard Double Eagle Ale with key-lime pie juice, really good! Happy Halloween indeed!
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I don't really drink much at all, but discovered Honey Bourbon over the summer when I was particularly stressed while fighting with my disability insurance company. It is very nice stuff, but not quite a match for nice glass of Drambuie...
The recently discovered "light red" wine though which is pretty tasty.
I never have enjoyed beer, but a guest left a bottle of apple ale at our house after a BYOB get together we through early in the summer. I tasted it and like it during the same stressful period mentioned above
The recently discovered "light red" wine though which is pretty tasty.
I never have enjoyed beer, but a guest left a bottle of apple ale at our house after a BYOB get together we through early in the summer. I tasted it and like it during the same stressful period mentioned above
does that orange box come with that wolf logo on it? How much that set you back? I never really exceed 20 watts but that's really cool, "bet your loving that! Nice...
o wow, that's not bad price at all, I will have to look through that thread for more details. That's crazy amount of watts for that price. I like the looks of that, that wolf logo is awesome, I am in Bronco country so I even like the color Thanks
ThanksQuite welcome! I am surprised at just how well I'm loving it. As I mention in the other thread...it requires a completely different approach to coil building. I normally do .17 to .2ohm builds in everything...but the God Box will not fire anything less than .5 ........so you have to rethink things a wee bit.o wow, that's not bad price at all, I will have to look through that thread for more details. That's crazy amount of watts for that price. I like the looks of that, that wolf logo is awesome, I am in Bronco country so I even like the color
3 18650 batteries... "does that seriously stay charged all day? Is it usb charged or separate charger? Something to consider for sure. I do my dripper .8 range so that would work, tanks I usually build 1.2 @ 15 to 20 watt depending on the juice . I been meaning to upgrade but so much out I have not really decided, I just been using my DNA 30 Cloupors
The batteries are removable to be charged in a charger. And it holds voltage like any other device. As for duration, that depends on the MaH rating of said batteries. I use VTC5 batteries...which are in series in this device.
@kelli Hello beautiful!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I love your face.
And also as I have said before, I have a ton of respect for you.
And kick myself anytime I ever feel as if I'm objectifying you in any way.
You're a gorgeous woman and should be proud and confident in your looks and in your body.
I like it that you can post a pic of yourself that makes my jaw drop.
But just a simple photo of your mischievous smile is enough to make me say "OMG she is beautiful." and leaves me with my tongue hangin out
And the fact of the matter is that I have the same respect for all the ladies here. You're all good people that I am proud to share my forum time with. And I think you ladies are amazing and I don't want to look at any of you as objects of lust are less than the beautiful females that you are.
Sorry, it's late and my fish brain get squishy sometimes and goes all sideways. Don't mean to be anything other than what I am.
heeeheee told you it brokedtedded my brain!
okay brain more gooder now.
resuming alternate neurological pathways.....and.....
ENGAGE!
