Okay, this is what you do. In order. DONT MISS ANY STEPS.
Step 1. Go to a website that is selling an E-Go starter kit for a rediculous price (at least 40-50 dollars).
step 2. Wait a very long time for the chinese shipping.
step 3. Buy some roman candle fireworks (we'll need these later)
step 4. Go to your local ejuice shop and find the really fat guy who works there. Ask him for his least favourite juice (250ml preferable)
step 5. Ask this guy to poop a little in a sandwich bag, not too much.
now by the time you have all your supplies. Carefully read the instructions with your e-go kit. Stick the ego pen into the fire side of the roman candle, using the vape guy's poo as a barrier inside. Stick the roman vape candle in you ass. Make sure the fire side in. Now before you light the roman candle. As quickly as possible drink the terrible 250ml of e juice. Light the roman candle. When it starts going off in your ass, the e-go pen will hit the juice in your guts and the hot poo will make for a .08 sub ohm build. You will have vapour clouds coming out of your ears, nose, mouth, bum, pee hole, everywhere for about 48hrs. During which all the women will be in line for the 10 second pony ride.
your welcome.