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Will vaping help me pick up the ladies ?

chuck333

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My battery is fully charged and ready to pump out some huge white clouds.
I don't want to get a reputation as a pervert (probably too late) so I'll stop now.
 

cloudblast

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Okay, this is what you do. In order. DONT MISS ANY STEPS.

Step 1. Go to a website that is selling an E-Go starter kit for a rediculous price (at least 40-50 dollars).

step 2. Wait a very long time for the chinese shipping.

step 3. Buy some roman candle fireworks (we'll need these later)

step 4. Go to your local ejuice shop and find the really fat guy who works there. Ask him for his least favourite juice (250ml preferable)

step 5. Ask this guy to poop a little in a sandwich bag, not too much.

now by the time you have all your supplies. Carefully read the instructions with your e-go kit. Stick the ego pen into the fire side of the roman candle, using the vape guy's poo as a barrier inside. Stick the roman vape candle in you ass. Make sure the fire side in. Now before you light the roman candle. As quickly as possible drink the terrible 250ml of e juice. Light the roman candle. When it starts going off in your ass, the e-go pen will hit the juice in your guts and the hot poo will make for a .08 sub ohm build. You will have vapour clouds coming out of your ears, nose, mouth, bum, pee hole, everywhere for about 48hrs. During which all the women will be in line for the 10 second pony ride.

your welcome.
 

chuck333

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Cloudblast
You've obviously given this a lot of thought. Me not so much. There's a real assortment on this forum for sure.
 

cloudblast

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Cloudblast
You've obviously given this a lot of thought. Me not so much. There's a real assortment on this forum for sure.


oh i just started typing and let the words flow. When your on the toilet, you need something to do. Besides. That was probably the best advice given in the whole thread. Usually when people do a hilarious job some "kewl" guy has to come and talk shit. I guess your right on the aasortment thing afterall
 

hellcatrydr

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is this your post-masturbate thought?
PRE- masturbation.
Usually we wrap him up in one o these until it passes... :)

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jjdell

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A recent study in to the effects of vaping and motor skills showed a 7.8% increase in physical strength in those who regularly vape.
So yes, vaping will help you pick up women.
 

chuck333

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A recent study in to the effects of vaping and motor skills showed a 7.8% increase in physical strength in those who regularly vape.
So yes, vaping will help you pick up women.
And help with the stamina during masturbation too....so I hear
 

jjdell

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o_OI feel a need for another study coming on! Does the 7.8% have a flow on effect?
 

NineNine

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I am currently 25 still a virgin and i see all the cool guys vaping . i need a woman in my life if i buy a vape will it help me get all the woman . Here is my idea walking up to a hot lady and blowing the biggest cloud in her face she will think i am her man from the dream Help me guys what vape to buy ? If i get a 50wat vape will it help me pick up some milfs ?
Not only Ladies, but also men:zombie:
 

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