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SnapDragon NY

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Loved them all! Had to start over with sound. Priceless! Thank you!
Oh yes much better with the sound on- lol! Glad you enjoyed it!
The sound is automatically turned off when I copy them. I guess that is better than being blasted by sound like some of them!
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One day when my first son was 3.5 years old he asked me if I had seen his cars. I said I didn't. I was in the backyard when I heard him say, "Where the fuck are my cars?" A moment later, "Who moved my fucking cars?" My thought was, "Oh fuck, I"m in trouble now!"

In VA at the time we had a black man for a barber. Well surely enough out of my baby brother who was three years old. "Hey dad, you gonna let him chop off your ears, now?" Just as his dad, my stepdad sat down to get his hair cut by Jr., likely the best barber you could ever get to cut your hair, purple, green, pink or any color.

Or,

My mom having come from the liquor store and put the booze in the trunk to come home pulled over by a cop. She says under her breath, "Damn son of a b-." As the officer steps to the window, a family friend actually. My brother John, our middle, "she got no liquor up here you sumabich, her put it in the trunk." Turned out all the officer was doing was going to do was offer to follow her home, being later than what he normally saw us out, and an escaped person from a loony bin in the area.

We learned about three days later that person had been in the field up behind our house. They used a butcher knife like a surgeon on a cow. Dropped it right on its hooves. They apparently then left and headed on through the woods past the field. Think I recall hearing they caught them when they tried swimming the river.

Lovely, times back then.
 
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The door doesn’t close

genius! :giggle: like one of my efforts haha
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Pure beut! :) Don't feel bad improving like that. I was once pissed off that a loo didn't have a light. They had a drop light ran in. Well, I went on a rampage (albeit rational and calmly) and took another drop light in, hung it, plugged it in and had light for the loo. Later someone replaced the bulb in the original drop light, which also fixed the problem. *smh*

I was rightly pissed off though. No one had done anything about it for over a week. We had to leave the door open or take a torch in. So, I got fed up. Of course too, I loved it when one morning I'm taking a piss in the loo and feel myself getting pissed on. Damn roof had sprung a leak, considering it was a flat plywood with tarp covering, wonder it had not until then.

"Oi! Wifey, don't come in to piss. You'll get pissed on!"
 

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Laughed out loud, I did! That's awesome. When I was a kid, I asked my mom if everything was in black and white when she was a kid. She got really mad at me :giggle:
My parents didn't buy a color TV until 1972. Found out after we got the color TV several stations in Reno still broadcast their news in B&W...
 

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