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Boyfriend got some kinda brush set to clean under the fridge and the dryer vent. Cleaned under the fridge, found 3 little balls that the younger cat plays with, and at least 8 bottle caps. Kitty LOVES chasing them around the house. He also like zip ties.
Twist ties are the best cat toy ever invented, well except for laser pointers.
 

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Yesterday we're out running errands, we go to the grocery. Driving through the parking lot, he stops to let people cross. I look up, see our assistant supervisor from work, who I happen to be friends with, at least there.

Me: hey, that's H****
Him: oh yeah?
I rolled my window down, start shouting: Hey bitch, what do you think you're doing??
He cracks up.
She whips around with a look to kill. "REALLY??!" Notices it's me, smiles, laughs a bit.

Then, I realize her son was following behind her. :facepalm:
 

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