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Oh man.. I thought you were going to say that you slid the food out from under her head and started eating from her plate while she remained unconscious HAHA :)

I was on my very best of behavior that night.

But there was one instance involving and exploding crab leg that ended with my Father In Law and myself picking crab meat out of my wife's hair at a nice restaurant and eating it:eek:
 

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I was on my very best of behavior that night.

But there was one instance involving and exploding crab leg that ended with my Father In Law and myself picking crab meat out of my wife's hair at a nice restaurant and eating it:eek:

better crab meat than boogers. :p
 

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and btw, your date sounded like she could have been me years ago when i was a drunken slut. :(
 

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I looked to my right, and my date was passed out face first in the first course.

Ten years ago I would have politely woke her up and said "Gimme 2 of whatever you took" we are going to be very close. I can already tell.
 

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Ten years ago I would have politely woke her up and said "Gimme 2 of whatever you took" we are going to be very close. I can already tell.

Lol exactly - i would totally been down to pass out in a plate of food!


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LMAO! Love it! This will be the next facebook, where do I buy stock;) anyone actually a member? Not sure if the site is legit or not... lol chunkmeister??? hahaha, man the times are a changing indeed @tick22 !!!
 

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This is so wrong. Who the heck uses a dating site? Everyone should know vexting is where it's atvexting2.jpg
 

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Pre interwebs I somehow got set up on a date, I get to the place and HOLY FUCK!
450+ she beast with a broken arm in a cast, balding and nose and teeth that looked like she was a Ferengi extra from TNG.
OK I thought I would ride this nightmare out and be a gentleman. When Frengi beast got up to use the restroom the waitress refilled our drinks and leans over "pretend to go to the bathroom and fucking RUN!" I laughed it off and should have taken her advice.
I took the critter from the TNG black lagoon to her place being a gentleman and she invited me in. I should have rolled by and punted her out the door without stopping.

Somehow it ended up with 450+ lbs of thing pinning me in the couch trying to get it on with me. Some quick thinking on my part I explained I needed to not wrinkle my jacket and I would go put it in my car, she then said the most chilling words to ever grace the holes in my skull "IF you run I will chase you."
OK I thought, no fucking PRAYED my car would start instead of having to pop the clutch to start it and I would shift smooth to GTFO.
I looked over my shoulder to see her in a night gown cruising toward me at a good clip..NOO FUCKING GOD NOOO!!! I screamed in my skull, hands shaking almost dropped my keys in the flood of panic, at least someone was watching out for me and the keys, car and sheer terror filled panic meshed... I started the shitbox got it in reverse to hear and feel a pair of beastly paws grab my car.

Needless to say I rooster tailed the front wheels in a panic having visions of the hulk lifting my car up so I could not escape. I took the beast gravel surfing while screaming my fucking head off like a little bitch.
 

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Something was missing from my Motorcycle. The bike had two. Now it has One. Wheel, Tire was bent into angles. I Stop this here, unless some one can add to it.
 

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Texas Exotic Metals. Got a 27 mm Brass tube 39" long. 26.00. I'm going to make some Atomizers, just because I can. :cool:
 

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Pre interwebs I somehow got set up on a date, I get to the place and HOLY FUCK!
450+ she beast with a broken arm in a cast, balding and nose and teeth that looked like she was a Ferengi extra from TNG.
OK I thought I would ride this nightmare out and be a gentleman. When Frengi beast got up to use the restroom the waitress refilled our drinks and leans over "pretend to go to the bathroom and fucking RUN!" I laughed it off and should have taken her advice.
I took the critter from the TNG black lagoon to her place being a gentleman and she invited me in. I should have rolled by and punted her out the door without stopping.

Somehow it ended up with 450+ lbs of thing pinning me in the couch trying to get it on with me. Some quick thinking on my part I explained I needed to not wrinkle my jacket and I would go put it in my car, she then said the most chilling words to ever grace the holes in my skull "IF you run I will chase you."
OK I thought, no fucking PRAYED my car would start instead of having to pop the clutch to start it and I would shift smooth to GTFO.
I looked over my shoulder to see her in a night gown cruising toward me at a good clip..NOO FUCKING GOD NOOO!!! I screamed in my skull, hands shaking almost dropped my keys in the flood of panic, at least someone was watching out for me and the keys, car and sheer terror filled panic meshed... I started the shitbox got it in reverse to hear and feel a pair of beastly paws grab my car.

Needless to say I rooster tailed the front wheels in a panic having visions of the hulk lifting my car up so I could not escape. I took the beast gravel surfing while screaming my fucking head off like a little bitch.
Great story! Literally laughing out loud! But only because I've been there. She sounded so hot on the phone though
 

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Great story! Literally laughing out loud! But only because I've been there. She sounded so hot on the phone though
Christ wept that night.
I have a few others that just went south from the get go and punches were damned near thrown.
 

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To keep it as short as possible...............

A good friend of mine wanted to fix me up with her cousin.

The "Date" was in a group setting at the yearly Son's Of Italy dinner/dance which was pretty much a black tie affair. Tux's for us guys and dinner dresses for the ladies. Very fancy and it was an 8 course dinner served with lots of wine.

When I was introduced to my date, well for starters she kind of looked like she had slept in her dress and had just gotten out of bed.

I tried to make polite conversation and in response I received mumbled words from pretty much a blank face with reddish eyes and dilated pupils.

Anyway, I made light conversation with the my friends and other guest and my date just kinda hung around.

Before long, it was announced that dinner was being served so we went to our table, I pulled out her chair for her and got her seated.

First course was Antipasto. Paper thin cuts of assorted meats and cheeses with veggies, olives and the like.

To my left was my friend who had set up the date. She nudged me and leaned in close and asked me how it was going with her cousin.

I looked to my right, and my date was passed out face first in the first course. I had had enough, I pushed my chair back so my friend could see what had happened, then I gently grabbed my date by her hair, lifted her head just enough so I could slide the food filled plate out from under her face and then I returned her still face down to the linen table cloth.

I turned back to my friend and told her that this was the most fun her cousin had been all evening so far.

The wait staff was summoned to help my friend move her to someplace she could sleep it off and the night improved for me at that point.

The next day my "Date" called to apologize and asked if she could take me to dinner.

I polity declined the honor.

True story.
Wow is all I can say
 

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I can assure you that my tale of blind date terror is 100% true!
 

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I can assure you that my tale of blind date terror is 100% true!
Same.

I should add this... thank fucking GAWD mom has stopped trying to set me up.
Learned long ago, if the first words out of her mouth were "nice personalit"it was a crazy cat type female with serious weight control/impulse issues.
and if she said "nice and innocent" it was a doormat.
 

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My neighbor thought it would be funny to hook me up with "Phyco Sally" Vegan Princess. Left that part out. She was nice enough. Golden Corral is a safe choice for dinner. She gets a salad, nothing unusual. I come back with a steak, potato & shrimp, she looses it. Starts throwing food at me. I gave her 10.00 for a cab.
 

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My neighbor thought it would be funny to hook me up with "Phyco Sally" Vegan Princess. Left that part out. She was nice enough. Golden Corral is a safe choice for dinner. She gets a salad, nothing unusual. I come back with a steak, potato & shrimp, she looses it. Starts throwing food at me. I gave her 10.00 for a cab.
That is 10 bucks and a cab ride to much.
and seriously the corral for a date.?

You sure she was not throwing food at you because of the location?
 
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You know youre old when the wifey asks you to come up stairs and make love to her and you respond with, But honey I cant do both:wait:
 
Lol, this thread made my day!
Lmao. Good idea, I think.. V-Date or just VD for short...
Great idea with V-Date! Maybe in 2015 dating sites were not so popular, but now, especially with all thing of pandemic, they are on top.
To keep it as short as possible...............

A good friend of mine wanted to fix me up with her cousin.

The "Date" was in a group setting at the yearly Son's Of Italy dinner/dance which was pretty much a black tie affair. Tux's for us guys and dinner dresses for the ladies. Very fancy and it was an 8 course dinner served with lots of wine.

When I was introduced to my date, well for starters she kind of looked like she had slept in her dress and had just gotten out of bed.

I tried to make polite conversation and in response I received mumbled words from pretty much a blank face with reddish eyes and dilated pupils.

Anyway, I made light conversation with the my friends and other guest and my date just kinda hung around.

Before long, it was announced that dinner was being served so we went to our table, I pulled out her chair for her and got her seated.

First course was Antipasto. Paper thin cuts of assorted meats and cheeses with veggies, olives and the like.

To my left was my friend who had set up the date. She nudged me and leaned in close and asked me how it was going with her cousin.

I looked to my right, and my date was passed out face first in the first course. I had had enough, I pushed my chair back so my friend could see what had happened, then I gently grabbed my date by her hair, lifted her head just enough so I could slide the food filled plate out from under her face and then I returned her still face down to the linen table cloth.

I turned back to my friend and told her that this was the most fun her cousin had been all evening so far.

The wait staff was summoned to help my friend move her to someplace she could sleep it off and the night improved for me at that point.

The next day my "Date" called to apologize and asked if she could take me to dinner.

I polity declined the honor.

True story.
I honestly hate when friends or relatives impose "dates" on me. I would rather search for one on a dating sites rather then be obliged to be polite with "firend's recommendation". Even if a person will be boring, it is my choice and I can end a date whenever I want. There are even (spam link removed) where you'll probably meet someone with the same habits and you won't find you Date's face in a salad, lol.
 
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Lol, this thread made my day!

Great idea with V-Date! Maybe in 2015 dating sites were not so popular, but now, especially with all thing of pandemic, they are on top.

I honestly hate when friends or relatives impose "dates" on me. I would rather search for one on a dating sites rather then be obliged to be polite with "firend's recommendation". Even if a person will be boring, it is my choice and I can end a date whenever I want. There are even SPAM LINK REMOVED where you'll probably meet someone with the same habits and you won't find you Date's face in a salad, lol.
What a way to bring back an ancient thread.

I actually met my husband through a dating site. There were so many scammers and perverts out there, that I came close to giving up, several times. It's probably worse now.

I switched from smoking to vaping during that time. It took over a year to find someone. He smoked. I got him to make the switch.
 
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What a way to bring back an ancient thread.

I actually met my husband through a dating site. There were so many scammers and perverts out there, that I came close to giving up, several times. It's probably worse now.

I switched from smoking to vaping during that time. It took over a year to find someone. He smoked. I got him to make the switch.
Nearly gave up! No takers for over a year 😧 !?
You fish, kill snakes, weld, make knives....your like a Swiss Army Wife! 👍
 

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Nearly gave up! No takers for over a year 😧 !?
You fish, kill snakes, weld, make knives....your like a Swiss Army Wife! 👍
Here's what's funny. I had chatted with a guy from Narooma. The guy developed a crush on me, and wanted me to spend a week with him. He was going to make all the arrangements. Months went by. After about 4 months, I asked about the trip. He said he was busy with stuff.
Then, I started looking for someone. After I got married, I let the guy know. Then he mentions about the "holiday" he said he was going to have all planned out. So, I asked him why he never bothered to contact me in over 2 years about the holiday he offered.
I bet the guy is still single.
 

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Here's what's funny. I had chatted with a guy from Narooma. The guy developed a crush on me, and wanted me to spend a week with him. He was going to make all the arrangements. Months went by. After about 4 months, I asked about the trip. He said he was busy with stuff.
Then, I started looking for someone. After I got married, I let the guy know. Then he mentions about the "holiday" he said he was going to have all planned out. So, I asked him why he never bothered to contact me in over 2 years about the holiday he offered.
I bet the guy is still single.
He didn't happen to look like this did he and offer you a trip in the outback?
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He didn't happen to look like this did he and offer you a trip in the outback?
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Nope. He was more of a city fella. The guy was scared of his neighbor's dogs and would not get out of his VW golf until they called their dogs back.

I met him online when I was a 3D designer in a virtual world that has since gone defunct. At the time, I was using a computer I had rebuilt so it could handle the programs I was using. While having it overclocked, I ended up frying the motherboard.
 

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Nope. He was more of a city fella. The guy was scared of his neighbor's dogs and would not get out of his VW golf until they called their dogs back.

I met him online when I was a 3D designer in a virtual world that has since gone defunct. At the time, I was using a computer I had rebuilt so it could handle the programs I was using. While having it overclocked, I ended up frying the motherboard.
He's probably still stuck in his Golf shaking like a leaf.
Mick Taylor (guy in the pic would be)
"Oh ello puppies, yous wanna pat"
Dogs come over
"Thats good boys"
Dogs yike in pain
"Heh heh heh"
 

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He's probably still stuck in his Golf shaking like a leaf.
Mick Taylor (guy in the pic would be)
"Oh ello puppies, yous wanna pat"
Dogs come over
"Thats good boys"
Dogs yike in pain
"Heh heh heh"
The fella would feed the lorakeets, whine about the poop, freak out if a mouse got in his house, and claim he would never harm a fly. At least that's what he said. If half of it was true, it would have been a horrible holiday. I can't stand guys that whine or fear tiny critters. And for goodness sake, smack a fly every so often. That's what they make fly flatteners for.
 

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That's what they make fly flatteners for.
Oh yeah! And these! Was seeing a mate in Dunolly here in Vic a few yrs ago, good great guy Big Bob, he was big and his name was Bob :)
Sadly gone now. But im there and complaing about the flies. He says "Maaaaate, flies, hang on, here ya go!" And hands me one of these. Was the best fun Id had in ages. :giggle:
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pod smoking in china is so everywhere now that a regular person like me that vapes is abnormal. but this gives me quite the attention and yes i meet ppl a lot, sadly im still single.

im cool as fucking cucumber lol.
 

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