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nightshard

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- You look at pictures in the gossip section and have no clue who those people are.

- You shout at your neighbor's children to STFU.

- You're happy that your own children and living somewhere else.

- Your favorite singers are dropping off one by one.

- You fear the day that a new electronic device will come out and you won't be able to figure it out.

- You realise that you're just like your father (mother).

- You just want some goddamn peace and quite.
 

Huckleberried

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You look at pictures in the gossip section and have no clue who those people are.
I don't look at them because I have no idea who they are when I see them on TV.

You realise that you're just like your father (mother).
I think, the first time I caught myself repeating their advice from when I was growing up, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

Funny stuff, Snake.
 

shawn.hoefer

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- You look at pictures in the gossip section and have no clue who those people are.

- You shout at your neighbor's children to STFU.

- You're happy that your own children and living somewhere else.

- Your favorite singers are dropping off one by one.

- You fear the day that a new electronic device will come out and you won't be able to figure it out.

- You realise that you're just like your father (mother).

- You just want some goddamn peace and quite.
You have to start shaving your ears.

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gingerbread

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You're getting old when:

-You have to enter your date of birth online and you're scrolling and scrolling.....

-The only music that sounds good is from the 70's & 80s (that might just be me)

-You don't understand the words that the kids are currently using.

-You run like your mother does!

-You find the TV programmes that the kids watch are crap.
 

AlbyKortoona

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Holy shit, I had no idea you fuckers were so old. Admitting that online is dangerous, pretty soon there will be ads for the the hurrycane and viagara and shit interspersed with the vape stuff...:(
 

Tanker

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When you gauge what kind of day it's going to be based on the number of Advil it takes to get out of bed.

You have to stand at the toilet for a minute before the Flow starts.

Wheel of Fortune has become your favorite evening TV show.

You and your spouse go to bed early, because it's bed time.
 

Tanker

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You know that vinyl was for music, not clothes or upholstety.

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I actually worked in one that my Family started in 1956, selling pianos, my dad started selling records there in 1962, met my mother there in 1963, and turned it into the second largest Musical Instrument Store in the US, and I know I'm getting old because my familys business closed because of the Internet.
 

shawn.hoefer

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I actually worked in one that my Family started in 1956, selling pianos, my dad started selling records there in 1962, met my mother there in 1963, and turned it into the second largest Musical Instrument Store in the US, and I know I'm getting old because my familys business closed because of the Internet.
Can't like that post

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Tanker

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When you can remember when Cafaterias had live music at lunch.
 

Huckleberried

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RMarcusY

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wait
what was the question?
 

Recan

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You don't know if you're washing or hanging out.
 

Recan

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When you are trying really hard to remember what fried rabbit tracks taste like.
 

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