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AndriaD

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Several come to mind...

Artery -- that sounds downright dangerous
Hohmwrecker -- and why would anyone want THAT?
Ipow -- sounds like "POW right in the kisser!" but I wouldn't wanna vape that
Lavabox -- yeah that sounds like fun... NOT
Infected - another that sounds downright dangerous, and possibly contagious too
Yep -- now that's just dumb

and for atties...

Wanko -- well I guess we know who the target market on THAT is -- wankers, of course!

:facepalm:
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When the Cleito arrived I figured it stole the Asolo's title for "most easily abused name".
(Bird will be back... he can sense when anyone mentions that mod)

But you all have some good ones in this thread.

Just wait though.
When we can no longer use "Kanthal" and have to use "FeCrAl" instead...
... how long before the typos (lol) leaving out one letter?

"That's some shitty wire dude." :p
 

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When the Cleito arrived I figured it stole the Asolo's title for "most easily abused name".
(Bird will be back... he can sense when anyone mentions that mod)

But you all have some good ones in this thread.

Just wait though.
When we can no longer use "Kanthal" and have to use "FeCrAl" instead...
... how long before the typos (lol) leaving out one letter?

"That's some shitty wire dude." :p
FECAL WITH ASSOLIO
 

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My wife and I were just discussing this! And it's not limited to just the gear. The juices, the slang, the website and shop names are very often goofy. I know I'm new, but please allow me to rant...

First off, "vape" and "vaping" still sound weird to me, but I guess anytime to make a word a verb, it sounds weird for a while. "Google it" sounded weird the first time I heard it too, but now it's normal.

"Mod" is a dumb name for the power source we're all using. Yes, I know the origins, but it's still a dumb name that doesn't in any way describe what the device is. I've adopted it, because I know it's not going anywhere, but it's just dumb.

RDA, RBA, RDTA etc. That whole initials thing is a mess. So in "RBA", the B stands for the B in reBuildable. But in RDA, we're still using the word rebuildable, but we're no longer denoting the B. Some sources say an RDA is an atomizer you drip, and an RBA is one with a tank? Then RDTA, the T stands for tank, so it's the same as an RBA? Huh?

How about juice flavors? Everyone is trying to out badass each other. Have a cherry, grape, butterscotch blend? What do we name it? How about "Crotch kick"! Vanilla cheesecake? Lets call that one "Skull crusher". Fruity pebbles cereal? Lets call it "Taint stab". I just had a menthol watermelon the other night. It was called Cyborg Plasma. I used to like one called Sicker than Most. As you would expect from the name, it was berries and tangerine. I really like a strawberry/watermelon/bubblegum flavor. It's called Pennywise, because of course it is. (Ok, the first three were fake. But they sound plausible, right?)

Gear? Serpent. Mage. Griffin. Gemini. D&D much? Goon. Goblin. Mutation. Moonshot. Snow Wolf. Phantom..... The Avocado?!?

On top of all that, you have the mis-spelled to be cool words like Tug Lyfe. Cloudz. Sic and Syck. I can't think of any more.
 

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My wife and I were just discussing this! And it's not limited to just the gear. The juices, the slang, the website and shop names are very often goofy. I know I'm new, but please allow me to rant...

First off, "vape" and "vaping" still sound weird to me, but I guess anytime to make a word a verb, it sounds weird for a while. "Google it" sounded weird the first time I heard it too, but now it's normal.

"Mod" is a dumb name for the power source we're all using. Yes, I know the origins, but it's still a dumb name that doesn't in any way describe what the device is. I've adopted it, because I know it's not going anywhere, but it's just dumb.

RDA, RBA, RDTA etc. That whole initials thing is a mess. So in "RBA", the B stands for the B in reBuildable. But in RDA, we're still using the word rebuildable, but we're no longer denoting the B. Some sources say an RDA is an atomizer you drip, and an RBA is one with a tank? Then RDTA, the T stands for tank, so it's the same as an RBA? Huh?

How about juice flavors? Everyone is trying to out badass each other. Have a cherry, grape, butterscotch blend? What do we name it? How about "Crotch kick"! Vanilla cheesecake? Lets call that one "Skull crusher". Fruity pebbles cereal? Lets call it "Taint stab". I just had a menthol watermelon the other night. It was called Cyborg Plasma. I used to like one called Sicker than Most. As you would expect from the name, it was berries and tangerine. I really like a strawberry/watermelon/bubblegum flavor. It's called Pennywise, because of course it is. (Ok, the first three were fake. But they sound plausible, right?)

Gear? Serpent. Mage. Griffin. Gemini. D&D much? Goon. Goblin. Mutation. Moonshot. Snow Wolf. Phantom..... The Avocado?!?

On top of all that, you have the mis-spelled to be cool words like Tug Lyfe. Cloudz. Sic and Syck. I can't think of any more.

Totally agree about juice names!!! They should be DESCRIPTIVE!!! And it's damn certain that I will NEVER even taste a juice called "unicorn vomit." :huh: :blech: :facepalm: :tantrum::crazy: :blech:

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I agree about the names, far too juvenile IMO.
I understand that's how you get the eyeballs... but it's too much with the juices.


RDA, RBA, RDTA etc. That whole initials thing is a mess. So in "RBA", the B stands for the B in reBuildable. But in RDA, we're still using the word rebuildable, but we're no longer denoting the B. Some sources say an RDA is an atomizer you drip, and an RBA is one with a tank? Then RDTA, the T stands for tank, so it's the same as an RBA? Huh?

This is different though.
Acronyms can verge on nonsensical but if they're in the ballpark, and become the common usage, you get used to them.

It's the arguments over "carto/clearo" variations that drive me nuts.
That's not right... I don't use them anymore, don't read about them anymore, so I don't have to deal with it anymore. Call 'em whatever you want. :p
 

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And I didn't even touch on this thing where you need to work the word "ohm" into any and all puns. Ohmwrecker. Ohmboy. Ohmslice. Ohmontherange. Ohmiswheretheheartis. Ohmalone. Get it, because "ohm" rhymes with home? It's super clever.
 

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And I didn't even touch on this thing where you need to work the word "ohm" into any and all puns. Ohmwrecker. Ohmboy. Ohmslice. Ohmontherange. Ohmiswheretheheartis. Ohmalone. Get it, because "ohm" rhymes with home? It's super clever.

OHM only rhymes with home if you're a cockney. The rest of the english-speaking world PRONOUNCES H's.

Andria

(ETA: "which" and "witch", and "whether" and "weather" may rhyme, but they're NOT homonyms -- that beginning "wh-" is very different from a beginning "w")
 

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And it's damn certain that I will NEVER even taste a juice called "unicorn vomit."
I ordered a bottle of this quite some time ago simply due to its name.
I have never opened it and have no intentions of doing so.
I just wanted it on the shelf with all my other flavors just to make people ask questions.
This concept has worked exceptionally well so far.
 

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OHM only rhymes with home if you're a cockney. The rest of the english-speaking world PRONOUNCES H's.

Andria

(ETA: "which" and "witch", and "whether" and "weather" may rhyme, but they're NOT homonyms -- that beginning "wh-" is very different from a beginning "w")

??? Rhyme means that the ends of the word sounds alike. Like, tire and fire. Chew and blue. Ohm and home.
 

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I just remembered the worst one. The vaping term that bugs me above all others. And the dumbest vape slang award goes to.....

"Toot"

Holy cow that one is terrible. It just bugs me. It hits my ear like baby talk, in a world where everything else sounds like it was named by an angst riddled 22 year old. Toot.

"Let me just pick up my Vaporshark mod, with my Goblin tank, filled with Suicide Bunny Derailed juice... and have a.... toot."

Toot isn't a terrible word on it's own, but it's out of place with the rest of the slang in the culture.
 

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Squonk. Just squonk.
Drip tip still makes me giggle.
 

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The whole new Kanger line is full of nonsensical names that are hard to pronounce.
 

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Almost forgot the tfv8 coils...
"Hyper engines"
 

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Nixon RDA - not the most popular president.
Innokin SVD - sound a lot like STD
 

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I never liked the name Augvape - though I do love their attys.

To me Augvape sounds like a high fiber cereal
 

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Nixon RDA - not the most popular president.
Innokin SVD - sound a lot like STD
:teehee::teehee::teehee:
But ya gotta hand it to Innokin for great products! But I don't think the name for their CoolFire was well thought thru... fire and 'lectronics don't mix. :crazy::teehee:
 

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Squonk. Just squonk.
Drip tip still makes me giggle.

Squonk clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
#sex #clunge plungling #splooge #shagging #boning
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tmi TMI!!!!!!
my minds eye is scared forever. Thanks, toona.
Gottta name this new stuff something eh? But really,, the non-descriptive juice names are annoying. Milk man? wtf is that?
 

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