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• Oct 18, 2014

• #1

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So.. I was looking for deals and I went to Vaporbeast - one of my favorite merchants.

I come across this.

There is so much wrong with this - I HAD TO POST IT!


THE HARD COPY:

Vaping is a wonderful hobby...so why not have a little fun?
The Monkey Os full kit comes with a vibrant & colorful Moneky O designed to assist you in blowing perfect & consistent vape-rings. The Monkey Juice solution allows you to create giant vape bubbles with your monkey! The unique bubble solution is optimized for the biggest and strongest bubbles.
Set includes:

• 1 Vibrant Monkey (choose from multiple colors)
• 1 (2oz) Container of Monkey Juice

How to use your Monkey: Load up your vape as usual, take a big rip, but this time when you exhale - blow the vapor through your Monkey O like it's a little trumpet. The key is to make "ooh...ooh...ahh...ahhh" sounds when you exhale (it sounds like a monkey...GET IT?!), and these help your mouth work with the Monkey O to create the best vape rings. You can also use the Monkey O to help you create vape bubbles, and maybe one day you'll nail that Gandalf ghost ship!


WHERE: >> HERE <<

Click here to get more information on this deal....

 

Midniteoyl

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• Oct 18, 2014

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https://www.monkey-os.com/

 

MoFo

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• Oct 18, 2014

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It looks like a penis wearing a mickey mouse hat.. ?? WTF, Lmao.

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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That just looks wrong in so many ways. Lmao

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Warhawk-AVG

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• Oct 18, 2014

• #5

Anyone that has ever played a brass musical instrument knows the mouthpiece buzzing sound (kinda like a kudzu) this is just a funky wind chamber type thing that creates a vortex...interesting...but looks like a dong

Trying to impress your friends by blowing smoke rings with your lips wrapped around this might get the wrong reaction though

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

• #6

MoFo said:

It looks like a penis wearing a mickey mouse hat.. ?? WTF, Lmao.

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Lol that's what I thought too.

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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Of course if it didnt have the ears I I'd probably say it looks like you're supposed to shove it up your ass

 

Warhawk-AVG

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• Oct 18, 2014

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cherrycakes said:

Of course if it didnt have the ears I I'd probably say it looks like you're supposed to shove it up your ass

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Yikes...then imagine the smoke rings...ewwwwww

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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2 girls, One Monkey O?

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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That thing looked like a **** pipe / cock-n-balls. Not cool monkey-o's. Back to the drawing board!

 

MoFo

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• Oct 18, 2014

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cherrycakes said:

Of course if it didnt have the ears I I'd probably say it looks like you're supposed to shove it up your ass

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Maybe you're supposed to grab it by the "ears" to remove it

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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Wow, a new way to get the mousketeers engaged! Even comes with a bottle of Monkey Jizz.

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

• #13

Check out their how to vids with that smokin hot blonde. You kind of forget wtf you are watching.

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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That appears to be @m3rma1d 's wind up key. Thank you for finding it @VaporJoes .

 

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• Oct 18, 2014

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franciscan said:

That appears to be @m3rma1d 's wind up key. Thank you for finding it @VaporJoes .

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OCH!...Like a bloody ninja she is!!! I need to add this to my "good things to know about this woman" list that I started!

 

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• Oct 19, 2014

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• Oct 19, 2014

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"BEASTLY BECAUSE: Blowing rings is a challenge...but now you can make perfect rings and bubbles EVERY TIME! Impress your friends and be the life of the party with this gadget. Watch the VIDEO (below tab) to learn all the beastly tricks." which of course is the entire reason I started vaping.