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CrazyChef

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This would be more fun if we posted fun facts about other people on the board....Like Uncle RJ is actually a 62 year old monk who lives in a small brutally windswept isolated monastary on the north coast of Ireland and shares a bitter cold stone cell with a young pretty novice named Liam, but who he refers to as brother Maureen.
True story.
 

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I used to do body piercing in Ft. Lauderdale in the early 90's. There were very few "body jewelry" makers back then, so I used to make my own from stuff at the hardware store.
If you post a picture of a RDA embedded in your cheek or foreskin Im going to lose my mind
 

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I spend my money on smokes, alcohol and cars. The rest i waste
 

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That's OK I grew up in a place where alot of the people were like a character from the movie Deliverance...except they all had spainish accents.
haha thats funny as shit... Squeal like a pig in spanish?
 

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haha thats funny as shit... Squeal like a pig in spanish?
yep...pretty much what it was like....actually there was a book and latter a film called "Red Sky at Morning" that is a pretty good example of what it was like.

 
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During the first Gulf War my buddies and I were so close to going insane and then we found some Water Skis. So we procured a boat they used for security ;) , went Water Skiing in the Persian Gulf for the day and never got caught.
 

celticluvr

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I'm an Obsessive Compulsive Reader. (If that is even a real thing) I get upset when I can't have my books near me (Thank God for Kindles). If I am angry or upset reading usually calms me, Just like vaping does.

Once in 11th grade, my Language Arts (English) teacher got tired of me finishing my work within the first 15 minutes of class and took my book I was reading away from me and wouldn't return it after class. I told her that her salary wouldn't cover my reading habit and snatched my book right off her desk. She looked dumbfounded. The thing is though, I was never discourteous to her before then and I was her star pupil. She just got a stick up her ass one day and I don't know what put it there. I mean she couldn't write me up for finishing my work early, making a 100 in her class and reading quietly could she? :devil:

Don't mess with my books, man!! :kickbutt:
 

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I pierced my nose in 1979 when it was still a shocking act of rebellion
In my case it still would be an act of rebellion. My mama, one of the most important people in the world to me, is a strictly religious person. Surprisingly enough she allowed my to get the top of my ear pierced when I was 16... who knows how she'll react to a simple stud in my nose. :confused::giggle:
 

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Ape? LOL

Of the two of us, which has a more human like profile picture?
watch it..you keep mouthing off and I'll have to use my reptilian overlord ability to send you into withering agony by sending reptilian overlord killer thought rays....I don't care who your father was.
 
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Was in Washington DC doing a job for a week. Was out sight seeing and Bill Clinton's Limo drove by and I hung by dick out at it while it passed.

You hung by your dick? Didn't that hurt? :sneaka:
 

bugalien

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Oh and another thing ... I want to get my nose pierced.

What part of the nose? I had the septum done when I was younger. I have had it out for years and nobody would ever guess.

In my case it still would be an act of rebellion. My mama, one of the most important people in the world to me, is a strictly religious person. Surprisingly enough she allowed my to get the top of my ear pierced when I was 16... who knows how she'll react to a simple stud in my nose. :confused::giggle:

I got the conch piercing in the center of my ear and would have planned to get the other ear done, but that is the most painful thing. The septum didn't even hurt. Nope... no more ear cartilage piercing for me. I think it looks so nice with a diamond stud or a spike in it though. 12 months to heal and hurts if I sleep on it with anything in there.
 

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I am not a morning person
Ugh. Ditto.

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AndriaD

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I'm an Obsessive Compulsive Reader. (If that is even a real thing) I get upset when I can't have my books near me (Thank God for Kindles). If I am angry or upset reading usually calms me, Just like vaping does.

Once in 11th grade, my Language Arts (English) teacher got tired of me finishing my work within the first 15 minutes of class and took my book I was reading away from me and wouldn't return it after class. I told her that her salary wouldn't cover my reading habit and snatched my book right off her desk. She looked dumbfounded. The thing is though, I was never discourteous to her before then and I was her star pupil. She just got a stick up her ass one day and I don't know what put it there. I mean she couldn't write me up for finishing my work early, making a 100 in her class and reading quietly could she? :devil:

Don't mess with my books, man!! :kickbutt:

I think you are my younger sister from another mother -- though in school I used books to ESCAPE whatever boring shit was being taught in class. :giggle:

For my own Fun Fact... I was a kindergarten drop-out. I'm an only child... so at the age of 5, being around a lot of other kids was a new and scary thing that I just couldn't deal with. So I've been an anti-social hermit pretty much my whole life.

Andria
 

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I'm an Obsessive Compulsive Reader. (If that is even a real thing) I get upset when I can't have my books near me (Thank God for Kindles). If I am angry or upset reading usually calms me, Just like vaping does.

Do you know about FreeBooksy? I rarely pay for books anymore and I have approximately 3,452 more books than I could possibly read before I die. lol
 

UncleRJ

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I got pulled over doing 152mph going to Colorado in a Charger Scat pack but got lucky cause the cop liked the car and only got a ticket for 99mph

I got pulled over going about 115mph coming back home from visiting my GF at the time in my Camaro with the 357 V8.

Got OUT of the ticket when the Highway Patrol Trooper looked at the address on my licence and started asking questions. Turns out I grew up with and was a friend of his Fiancee !
 

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I have really large balls that hang really low.
 

UncleRJ

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Do you know about FreeBooksy? I rarely pay for books anymore and I have approximately 3,452 more books than I could possibly read before I die. lol


No I did not until now and I just signed up.

My Kindle Paperwhite is a close and personal friend!
 

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