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BTW i did all sorts of elf things on SUNDAY and MONDAY so suck it....aw yea.....ooo.....mmhmppph...
 

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They said you got the Fleshlight "Catherine the Great" edition... It comes in as a pony and becomes a unicorn when you use it...
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I blame elf for the lack of donuts, sweet tea, and that I dont have any cheese burgers cause he done came here and snatched em up and ran off to his corner with them....

What happen to them?? I just dont know
 

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Am I the only fokker you know or just your best creation?
 

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I blame elf for wasting my Mtn. Dew all the time and my laptop being covered in said Mtn. Dew. Quit making me laugh elf and stop eating my pony's
 

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I blame elf for....................................


my random thoughts
 

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I had 3 ponies in my back yard last night, woke up this morning and no ponies?!
 

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My cat has been walking funny and sheds like crazy whenever he sees a banana. I blame elf.
 

Jay9055

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All of the cows in my neighbor's field do the same thing ever since I saw elf out there...I bet the same thing is happening...

My cat has been walking funny and sheds like crazy whenever he sees a banana. I blame elf.
 

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elf stop eating my unicorns.... u owe me a pink unicorn
 

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I blame elf for...the spike in the pollen count...achoo.
 

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I blame elf for Global Warming (Climate Change or whatever they are calling it this week), Red Tide, Roll Tide, and letting Al Gore "invent" the internet. I also blame him for going through the grocery store and eating all the centers out of the Oreos.
 

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I blame elf for Global Warming (Climate Change or whatever they are calling it this week), Red Tide, Roll Tide, and letting Al Gore "invent" the internet. I also blame him for going through the grocery store and eating all the centers out of the Oreos.

dadgumit elf I told u to stop going and eating all the white creamy goodness in the middle cause it was my fav part and it alllll mine.....

Setting a trap for elf..... what should I put unicorns, ponies, donuts, or oreos??? hmmmmm???
 

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Elf told me he was going to blow clouds, clouds is my puppy he now has to take xanax hes so traumatised. This is your doing you monster! :(Sad pup.jpg
 

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dadgumit elf I told u to stop going and eating all the white creamy goodness in the middle cause it was my fav part and it alllll mine.....

Setting a trap for elf..... what should I put unicorns, ponies, donuts, or oreos??? hmmmmm???
and peas
 

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Can I blame elf for my knee issues?
 

Jay9055

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dadgumit elf I told u to stop going and eating all the white creamy goodness in the middle cause it was my fav part and it alllll mine.....

Setting a trap for elf..... what should I put unicorns, ponies, donuts, or oreos??? hmmmmm???

Why pick just one, put them all in there...becareful tho he is a crafty elf
 

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Why pick just one, put them all in there...becareful tho he is a crafty elf

hmmmm!?! tru guess I could put em all in there and yes he his I set a trap ith my unicorn and then it came up missing with the elf purping..... Gotta out craft the elf.... the vaping elf is sneaker then the elf on the shelf .....
 

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I blame elf for...................
Mind went blank....... lol
 

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I blame elf for the new juice I came up with at work today.
 

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My internet connection just died.
My netgear router was missing, someone took the mustard and cheese out of my fridge and didn't put it back in.
I think elf ate my router!
 

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I blame elf for making the hearts, stars and horseshoes out of other peoples unicorns. Even though they're magically delicious!
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I blame elf because I am completely out of peas..... and llamas....
 

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I blame elf for........

where did all my drink go???
 

Jay9055

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Elves don't eat llamas... they have a much worse fate awaiting them... Side note... elf ate all my peanut butter but left me apple butter...whats that about?
I blame elf because I am completely out of peas..... and llamas....
 
wow so many blames....hope you folks dont realize that with each one I just get stronger....too late now!

HA HA ITS TOO LATE
 

Jay9055

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Many of us don't mind if you get strong as long as you stay elf

wow so many blames....hope you folks dont realize that with each one I just get stronger....too late now!

HA HA ITS TOO LATE

#elfpurity #noelfliketheregularelf #elfstrong #hashtagsaredumb
 

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i blame elf for me being in this dumb thread. :p
 

Jay9055

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I blame elf for Kelli being in this "dumb" thread :p :p and for @ because @ is dumb
 

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