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UncleRJ

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For some unknown reason, many of us are doomed to receive the ever-festive holiday Fruitcake during the rapidly approaching Xmas season.

Even though by and large, the suckers are inedible.

So, what do you do with yours?
 

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For some unknown reason, many of us are doomed to receive the ever-festive holiday Fruitcake during the rapidly approaching Xmas season.

Even though by and large, the suckers are inedible.

So, what do you do with yours?
Mix it in the dog food bowl

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Personally, I like to weaponize them.

Put them in the toe of an extra long Christmass Stocking and when overly religious folk show up on your doorstep wanting to talk to you about Jesus you use it to beat the original sin right out of those holier than thou MOTHERFREAKERS!
 

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JuicyLucy

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One word: RE-GIFT

For instance, I have a contractor who always sends me a box of very raunchy cookies; discovered another onsite contractor loves the dry bricks, will devour the whole box in front of you love's `em, lol.

If you don't have a human hoover in your life, leave it in your rig for that one yearly awkward "here, I got you a present!" moment that inevitably occurs

On that off chance it doesn't happen, everyone ends up somewhere somehow to a Christmas spread where you can sneak it onto the table without anyone knowing it was you :D
 

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If I'm fortunate enough to get a good,fresh, home made one, I dole it out as a treat. That's getting rare though and I Do cook. Okra, hmmm...:idea:
 

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I bought one for a Dirty Santa party a few years back, got voted worst present can you believe that? Even worse than the single, crappy, broken christmas ornament someone brought!!!
 

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I bought one for a Dirty Santa party a few years back, got voted worst present can you believe that? Even worse than the single, crappy, broken christmas ornament someone brought!!!
Where I used to work we had a whole canned chicken make the rounds of dirty Santa for several years :)
I gave a can of sliced Pacific NW slugs :)
 

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