I'm a Veteran of Operations Northern Watch, Southern Watch and Iraqi Freedom with FIVE tours of duty under my belt over 12 years of service of both the U.S.M.C. AND the U.S. NAVY! (It's really not that interesting of a tale. Got out of the corps. When I shouldn't have, decided to go back in but that was right after gulf war 1 so we were in a draw down. Anyway, the corps wasn't taking prior service, even their own. Ain't that a bitch? The navy said "Get yer Jarhead ass over here" so I joined. Good times were had by all..... Especially the beer stockholders.) Believe it or not, aside from a little rivalry we get along better than you'd think...... (Except for the Chair Farce, Fuck those guys, lmao.)
Nowadays, I've got the GWS (gulf war syndrome) yeah, it IS real.... That stupid anthrax anti-viral shot... Blah, blah, blah. Got a crazy case of epilepsy, and a Buncha other auto-immune shit. etc. etc.
P.S.
Yes I know this contest was over two years ago, I'm a jarhead so by definition only half retarded...... The army's behind me. I just saw the thread and figured I'd bitch to myself for awhile. Why am I explaining it? To you stupid...... Duh. Why am I STILL talking? Ummm, shit! You Actually got me there......
Becaaauuuuuussssssse I'm a narcissist?