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Hmm I wonder with the same sex marriage thing if 2 men or women live together too long are they common law married?
Or is sex required?
Or is sex required?
Bought a $799 dryer today.
On sale for $569 but still....
On sale for $569 but still....
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Doesn't seem to stop men and women from engaging in that type of commerce though
Ahh but the type of women and diseases does
Now if it was legal, socially acceptable and medically monitored....
it is a Matag dryer, I hope there is no goofy guy crouched down in my basement....
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I think it should be -
Anyone who doesn't like it doesn't need to be a buyer or a seller
Yep why I say it is a conspiracy.
it is not even like booze where drunks kill people on the road.
It is a purely social acceptance thing.
I have never engaged in such activities without first having an emotional attachment with the other participant. I do not feel like I ever want to have sex with a stranger, so I obviously would never be a "buyer." Perhaps I am not entirely human.
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It's definitely something I do not wanna do either (kind of a bad career choice at my age, lol)
I'm just not against it - as I am against trying to outlaw shit people are going to do regardless of what the law says
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Did you leave out 'not'?
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LOL
too much Kratom
or Freudian slip LOL
Consider your avatar....
too much Kratom
or Freudian slip LOL
Consider your avatar....
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Probably not.
But I do not think I could put up with a bubble brained young lady if I did such a thing...
would prolly be texting while I did her
So might be a market?
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Probably not.
But I do not think I could put up with a bubble brained young lady if I did such a thing...
would prolly be texting while I did her
So might be a market?
Think you are too frugal to pay for it, but maybe old ones give discounts
Senior discounts? Love those
And if it were legal and acceptable the price would drop due to competition?
Is that like you pay for the HIV, but she gives you crabs for free?
Ahh the old razor, cigarette lighter and ice pick treatment?Is that like you pay for the HIV, but she gives you crabs for free?
Around here with the hooker types you would get crabs and bedbugs too.
Lack of competition?
Around here they are very likely using highly illegal and destructive drugs.
Around here they are very likely using highly illegal and destructive drugs.
Walruses???
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Hahhahhahah
Are you insinuating you never jacked a walrus?
No comprende, amigo.
Well, looks like you showed up tonight just in time for me to say "good night" (past this ancient fossil's bedtime).
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Talking about prostitution this evening?.....
Actually, wanking walruses and hookers fit in well with those wacko InCels we were still talking about earlier
Have a good one, Rich....No comprende, amigo.
Well, looks like you showed up tonight just in time for me to say "good night" (past this ancient fossil's bedtime).
Indeed, Juice...I see your point......
I never saw much interest in the concept of renting myself out as a blow up doll. Morals? But if InCels want to bitch and kill over nobody wanting sex with them, there are plenty of cum dumpsters out there for rent, unless the losers are saving up all their money for guns and video games.
No one posted here last night. Maybe the excuse was that it was Sunday. 
Is there anyone here tonight?
Is there anyone here tonight?
Seems like you have been working late too much.
Gotta do whatcha gotta dU....
80-something here, but with 60% humidity, it felt like 100...
40-some tomatoes and 8 pepper plants, but I thought I already said that a couple days ago. Nothing else has been done, but there's a chance we might still get some cucumbers put in.
Gotta nice job for tomorrow, lead singer for a well known rock band of the 80's-90's is buying a pretty large building for an investment. Hopefully he'll buy a few more too, cuz I (assume) he's loaded with MONEY....
It was just some blather about being sore from digging the weeds out of the tubs and shoveling new compost in while Lannie planted all those sprouts I bought.
I haven't looked at the "guess" lately, has it been decent?
The really funny one was last Friday. They said we'd be partly cloudy with no chance of precipitation. Then the thunderstorms started and it rained like hell. Check the forecast again and AFTER THE FACT, they issued a severe thunderstorm advisory. Bunch of dumb fucks! But we've had fairly decent weather the past couple days, although the humidity has been way too high, which makes the air feel almost too thick to breathe and it is hot and sticky.
Goes from snow to the 80's....that's hard to get used to.
We still have to be about 10-15 degrees below normal. I think anyway, haven't looked at past temps, but I don't EVER remember it being below 100 throughout May and the beginning of June.
Yes, it certainly is, but one of the harder things is that Lannie and I acclimatize at radically different rates. She is already so hot that she has windows open and fans running all the time, sleeps with nothing but the sheet on her while I still need a blanket. I just had to go shut the windows, not because I am cold (OK, a tad chilly at midnight), but because I can see lightning just to the northwest of us and I don't want all that rain coming in the windows. But, while I have been mowing the hell out of this place for a few days, the sweat runs in my eyes so bad I can hardly see, but after I come inside and sit still for awhile, I cool down very quickly. Lannie is still burning up even sitting still, though being still is something that is very hard for her - she is usually jumping up and tending to some detail or other every few minutes. Maybe a good sedative?
I wish I could get her a portable air conditioner. Or maybe I should just walk around behind her all the time blowing on her neck, then I could run for Prezdebt like Pervert Biden. Well, I see you just checked out for the night, so have a good one and we can yak again tomorrow.
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Gotta nice job for tomorrow, lead singer for a well known rock band of the 80's-90's is buying a pretty large building for an investment. Hopefully he'll buy a few more too, cuz I (assume) he's loaded with MONEY....
WHICH well-known 80s rock band?