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Draconigena

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I have never seen so many fucking flies in my lifetime. Between Lannie and I, we have swatted several hundred today and there seems to be a never ending supply. Are we living in that old novel, Lord of the Flies?
 

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Weird.....can't think of anything else.

It's all the rain, and the fact that the Bobcat has been out of commission all summer, so NONE of the manure piles have been moved, and because of the deep swamp in front of the cow barn, I haven't been able to even clean out the cow stall yet. It's a fermenting mess in there, and all the poop piles, not having been turned, are just breeding flies by the millions. There are clouds of the little hatchlings everywhere, and they can't ALL live in and around the barns, they have to go somewhere. So they go to the yards, and the other buildings, including the house.

We'd still have a fly problem even IF Bob had been functional, just because of the wet weather and everything rotting. The mosquitoes are also numerous this summer, because they've had lots of little puddles and damp spots to breed in. It's an insect paradise here. :facepalm: The chickens are happy because they have lots of bugs to eat, but they have no hope of keeping up with the vast numbers of flies, mosquitoes, and other six-legged critters.
 

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It's all the rain, and the fact that the Bobcat has been out of commission all summer, so NONE of the manure piles have been moved, and because of the deep swamp in front of the cow barn, I haven't been able to even clean out the cow stall yet. It's a fermenting mess in there, and all the poop piles, not having been turned, are just breeding flies by the millions. There are clouds of the little hatchlings everywhere, and they can't ALL live in and around the barns, they have to go somewhere. So they go to the yards, and the other buildings, including the house.

We'd still have a fly problem even IF Bob had been functional, just because of the wet weather and everything rotting. The mosquitoes are also numerous this summer, because they've had lots of little puddles and damp spots to breed in. It's an insect paradise here. :facepalm: The chickens are happy because they have lots of bugs to eat, but they have no hope of keeping up with the vast numbers of flies, mosquitoes, and other six-legged critters.
Forgot about that, Lannie.....:sad:

Hopefully Bob will be back on the farm soon.
 

Draconigena

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Sunny, around 84, pretty windy. Mowed my ass off getting rid of same nasty weeds in the tree rows. The bouncing made my back hurt -- a lot. I am barely sitting up at the moment.
 

Draconigena

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You have those prairie dogs groundhogs or other rodents constantly digging holes?
We got lucky in the prairie dawg area... none to speak of, given the neighboring ranchers have thousands (maybe it's our huge cat population), but we have rabbits, hares, and a few smaller rodents. The ant hills are a problem and I have yet to find something to kill those guys without poisoning the rest of our critters.
 

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We got lucky in the prairie dawg area... none to speak of, given the neighboring ranchers have thousands (maybe it's our huge cat population), but we have rabbits, hares, and a few smaller rodents. The ant hills are a problem and I have yet to find something to kill those guys without poisoning the rest of our critters.
Those fire-ants?
 

Draconigena

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Those fire-ants?

Maybe. There are at least three or four different types here. Small individual holes with tiny black ants. Large areas devoid of grass (their nest colony kill the grass roots) which start as something a foot across and years later can be six feet in diameter, but relatively flat. Those ants are typically larger and are colored black and red. Never been bitten by them though. The ones that annoy me most are piles of soil about a foot or two in diameter and up to a foot high. Those are the red ants. When they bite, it burns, but luckily I seldom get bit.
 

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The ones that annoy me most are piles of soil about a foot or two in diameter and up to a foot high. Those are the red ants. When they bite, it burns, but luckily I seldom get bit.
Yep, those are the ones I'm talking about, they're really prevalent in Texas Florida and some other states, those sobs will attack....and leave welts on your legs that feel similar to a Yellow Jacket sting
 

Draconigena

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Yup, that's what the ones in the hills look like.

Speaking of yellow jackets... the ones who live here are pretty nice. Neither of us have ever been stung by them even though they are everywhere. We also have lots of honey bees and bumble bees. I haven't been stung by any kind of bee since 1978 and that was because I ran into the south end of a north-bound bee on my motorcycle doing about 80 mph. I'm sure he had no intention of stinging, but his ass end got buried in my throat.
 

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Yup, that's what the ones in the hills look like.

Speaking of yellow jackets... the ones who live here are pretty nice. Neither of us have ever been stung by them even though they are everywhere. We also have lots of honey bees and bumble bees. I haven't been stung by any kind of bee since 1978 and that was because I ran into the south end of a north-bound bee on my motorcycle doing about 80 mph. I'm sure he had no intention of stinging, but his ass end got buried in my throat.
I run into a lot of those africanized bees while working. They may look like honey bees, but they have a real bad attitude.
 

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With a brand new engine, it will probably not take as long to do all those chores as it did in the past... I hope. :cool:

I'm sure that will be true, considering that most of the time spent "on Bob" in the past has been time getting the damned thing STARTED. Trickle charging for a day, or most of a day, then putting heater on it to warm it up enough to start... it's going to be wonderful to just go out, get in, turn the key and VROOM! it starts right up! I hope.

Regarding the ants, we don't have fire ants, but the red ants we do have bite if you disturb them and just stand there and let them crawl up your pants legs. ;) Like the ones we had in Central Oregon. Fire ants are another thing altogether, and I'm glad we don't have those. And Rich, you're thinking of the wasps, they're not yellowjackets. I've never seen a yellowjacket here. Those are nasty, too, and will chase you for no reason. These wasps we have are pretty calm, but I still don't like it when they come in the house. And so far, no dangerous "honeybees" of the African variety. I know we bitch a lot about the cold in the winter, but it DOES keep the insect population from blowing way out of proportion. A lot of the bugs that other people have to deal with just can't survive here, so we don't have them. :)
 

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Draconigena

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you're thinking of the wasps, they're not yellowjackets
Yes, the majority of yellow/black bee types here are wasps, but I have seen yellow jackets here too. More than the wasps, the yellow jackets "buzz" me, but I still have not been stung by them. The wasps tend to hang around the buildings (they use to have nests in the house attic and in the homestead cabin) and I see most of the yellow jackets out near the cedar trees when I was mowing out there. Maybe the weeds out there have flowers they like. I don't know.

Regarding the ants, we don't have fire ants,
That's nice to know. I looked them up and I agree. The ones in the "hill" type nests look like the pictures Dale posted last night, but they are not as aggressive as the Google results.
 

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Speaking about Yellow Jackets, I'm not sure if we have them here in the desert, I've never seen any, but I've sure run across a LOT of those africanized honey bees...which are just as adamant to sting as Yellow Jackets.....

I remember well getting laced by those yellow jackets when I was young, we used to do everything known to boy-kind to kill them, I guess that's why they liked to sting us so much....:giggle:
 

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when I was young, we used to do everything known to boy-kind to kill them, I guess that's why they liked to sting us so much....
I do remember being stung by those bastards when I was a kid, but like you said, kids tend to do stupid things that put us in line to become targets. Since I developed common sense, it hasn't happened.
 

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I do remember being stung by those bastards when I was a kid, but like you said, kids tend to do stupid things that put us in line to become targets. Since I developed common sense, it hasn't happened.
Me either, when I get hit is when I'm usually near the top of a ladder, or happen to put the ladder right below or next to those stinging bastards, then all hell breaks loose....:cry:

Been running into a LOT more of those africanized bees the last few years. They are just as ruthless as yellow jackets...they'll sting until your not breathing any longer.
 

Draconigena

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africanized bees the last few years. They are just as ruthless as yellow jackets...they'll sting until your not breathing any longer.
As I understand these imports, the longer they are here, the more they will cross/interbreed, which, at least theoretically, should tone them down. However, gawd only knows how long that might take. My guess is that they will never get up here because, being tropical, they won't be able to survive our winters.
 

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As I understand these imports, the longer they are here, the more they will cross/interbreed, which, at least theoretically, should tone them down. However, gawd only knows how long that might take. My guess is that they will never get up here because, being tropical, they won't be able to survive our winters.
Probably not, since the winters are now lasting about 8 months.....:cuss2:
 

Draconigena

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how was your day
It was too wet to do more mowing, so I spent a couple hours in the shop, mixing a couple gallons of gas and oil (50:1) for one of the weed whackers (another engine with problems -- Lannie suggested I take an online course in small engine repair and it might be worth it), then charged the batteries on another weed whacker, then did some repairs on my electric pruner (an 8" chain saw at the end of a pole). When that was done, I whacked the weeds around the house and garage, which really stressed my upper arms/shoulders (obviously the rotator cuff issue is not completely gone).
 

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It was too wet to do more mowing, so I spent a couple hours in the shop, mixing a couple gallons of gas and oil (50:1) for one of the weed whackers (another engine with problems -- Lannie suggested I take an online course in small engine repair and it might be worth it), then charged the batteries on another weed whacker, then did some repairs on my electric pruner (an 8" chain saw at the end of a pole). When that was done, I whacked the weeds around the house and garage, which really stressed my upper arms/shoulders (obviously the rotator cuff issue is not completely gone).
Hahhahah....take an online course on small engines........:teehee:
 

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