Nope. I’m short. #1 is the lie. Your turn!
I been looking for the pic of this.. and can not find it...
yet I have to do
1 TRUTH and TWO lies..
sometime back da moo cow man and I went out ROCK PICKING..
when we go WE DRINK my homemade Blackberry wine.. and need i say I get trashed pretty easy...
well I got a BLOODY reminder right between my eyes. do not drink and get STUPID.
moo cow man was FIT TO BE TIED he was almost in tears SPARKEYS GONNA KILL ME..
and am laughing NAW HE WON'T
he won't even Notice.. and I will prove it to you...
I went home said NOTHING a week went by.
latter da feller we bought da farm from and da moo cow man were here
feller dat we bought the farm from Hollers out in frut of sparkey
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FACE???
I bust out laughing cuz da moo cow man as ready to crawl under da tractor.
and I said TOLD YA HE WOULD NOT NOTICE!
sparkey said I did to you told me..
did not did not
did to he said
so I said ok I tell you 3 storys and you tell me da answeer....
{{ see now how this plays in your game }}
1.- we were out rock picking and just TRASHED HE pointing my finger HIT ME IN DA HEAD WITH A ROCK
2- after rock picking trashed off our asses we went to the grove and were picking BLACK BERRYS IN DA DARK
I stood up and CREAMED my head into a branch
3- we were rock picking and as you know I get trashed pretty easy so I SHOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD
sooo what one is true??
AND with 3 storys as far removed as those sparkey should have KNOWEN da anwseer
HAD I TOLD HIM