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I got pork chops disguised as chicken. Bad part was it wasn't cooked all the way. I threw my plate and the pan of pork in the front yard. First wife. Current wife cooks like Gordon Ramsey

Hope she's nicer than Gordon Ramsey. For your sake, bless your heart.

Does Gordon Ramsey make nana puddin?
 

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"Oh yeah? ... Well, lemme tell ya, ...!"

Here in WV there was some serious research going on about an article of food. Think it was finally settled. WV is the official birth place of the pepperoni roll.

Take ya some dough right? Roll 'im out to de flat see? Den ya puts a layer of garlic butter wit de butter paint brush.

You needs to use Lowery's seasoning in you garlic butter & ya needs like two to four cloves of garlic all smashed up in say a tub of 16 oz of soft melted butter. Ya use enough Lowery's to make it a dull looking orange. ( and ya better damn well has it dull orange too, ya winds up loosing out on ya flavor if you gits it wrong. No, a Vinny, he a no helps ya by scribbling down how much, he shrug an say "wot it takes") A here, I shows ya ... go to de site links a here, see de colors Pantone 143 to Pantone 144? Dat a be about where ya wanna orange at.

Ya butter she be a liquid like state see, not soft as in creamy block, no more like liquid butter in a tub. Dis be de way o' de butter, sos ya kin paint it on ya dough. No ya need no be Picaso when ya paint butter on dough, just get it all covered up good n fair an ya be allree.

So ya got ya dough painted up, ya move on and toss round the pepperoni in an even circular pattern. Den ya rolls up your dough into a log on itself, chop this log up into four to six inch pieces long wise. Then, you bake or deep fry depending how de spirit o' it moves ya.

To bake ya gits 'em golden brown. I likes 'em just after the doughy stage hot, not crusty. But ya kin bakes 'em up as ya likes 'em. I'd guess ya kin use anywhere from 375F to 400F for about fifteen to twenty minutes baking.

To deep fry, toss ya logs in de basket, fry 'em up til they floats like in de Hudson. They be looking all golden brown an yummy dats a good. :)

Scavare e mangiare! eintauchen und essen! or more commonly, ... greifen und knurren! afferrare e ringhiarev!

(When I cook, no I don't really measure too much. That for me is they joy of cooking. If I got a rough idea where I want to go, I head out and go until I get "there" or at least "in the same zip code". Because life she a be a too short to petty the sweat things.)


Listen you, no one in NY or NJ talks like that, ya hear what I’m sayin’? LoL I cook like you do. I have a Zen approach to it.


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I got pork chops disguised as chicken. Bad part was it wasn't cooked all the way. I threw my plate and the pan of pork in the front yard. First wife. Current wife cooks like Gordon Ramsey

I almost read that as looks like Gordon Ramsey! Lol


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Ypu can take the boy outta da Bronx, but ya can't take da Bronx outta the boy.....Just a crazy diamond I am...


I really don’t think NY’ers have horrible accents for the most part, though! Da Bronx sounds like a John Candy SNL routine.
Have you been to the planetarium for that laser PF show? I heard about years ago, but never went.


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Listen you, no one in NY or NJ talks like that, ya hear what I’m sayin’? LoL I cook like you do. I have a Zen approach to it.


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No but a man he a talk like that. They call him Chico Marx. Not sure with him if it was "put on" or not when he looked at letters and such on sets "Here you a read dat, I can no see so good," he would say. I suspect he possibly had dyslexia though I'd not say that for sure, because it may have been just an "act" too.
 

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I really don’t think NY’ers have horrible accents for the most part, though! Da Bronx sounds like a John Candy SNL routine.
Have you been to the planetarium for that laser PF show? I heard about years ago, but never went.


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They have those there too? Hell yea. I go every year for the past 6 yrs. I love it and the Floyd.
 

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Damn you, PG!! You made me miserable today choking and coughing all over the place!!
Rant over. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...


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*reads instructs on can "Pull pin, count to to three, toss.", follows instructions and toss the can to other side of the room*

"You :cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2:and you can't even :cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2: so how do expect to :cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2:!!"

*looks at package can was in and reads it's label "Self Depreciating Pity Party & Over All Mind Fuck", nods, sighs* :headbang::drunk:

*stands up and does this :kickbutt:to self* Damn it. *tries :kickbutt: again, decides he's :deadhorse:, goes off to find the :goat:to get."
 

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Andrew Dice Clay, George Carlin, (not sure but) Bobcat Goldthwait, Richard Pryor? Yep watched all of them as well as some Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams (doing his stand up as well as TV stuff), Jonathan Winters. Tried watching Dangerfield but "could get no respect from him". I actually understood a lot of their humor, jokes. I also loved Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Abbot & Costello, Burns & Gracie, Jackie Gleason.

Yes, I know "laugh you m-f-er, get over your funk!" Have to shoot back, "would if could."

It's my "normal for me" usual mix of anhedonia and a speeding bullet train heading the wrong way. Took a sense of "f**k I'm useless" and it's powering the train. Sure, I can cut it off maybe but that puts me over into sociopath territory, shut emotions off. Can do it but last time I did it, well, I'm not sure I got them started back up right. Kind of putting of that big of a gun, need to "do" something though.

Funny thing about it? I was looking on oh, 22 civilian job sites and 3 gov/fed job sites for work this morning. "Lemme tell ya, ... there ain't work." I say that meaning anything locally within 20-30 miles of here paying $10 hrly which me and wife agree is reasonable "minimum" to expect. If i need to go 40 miles one way, need more hrly pay than $10 ... Nothing. I mean I might go drive tractor trailer, be an Uber or Lyft driver down in Charleston.

Sure all the fast food places are readily hiring. I'm damn near 50, at 36 I was still working circles around 16 year olds en masse, even at 40 I could. These last few years though, well gee there's that stuff called living what catches up to us all. As my docs keep telling me "You need to slow down, not do as much ... honey, you're getting old/older." Fucked for trying to denying it. So, no I'm not going to work fast food. I'd likely have to go apply as a GM or Manager. No thanks, you get 80-90 hour weeks paid at a set salary, nope, not for me. I'd want straight time but no way I'd get it. "Hey buddy we got bot to replace you."

And I'm dreading trying to write beyond this here. This? This is just talking, trying to find that "something to laugh about". Give me a bit. I might figure out a way to laugh at myself for looking at damn near 30 job markets and finding nothing. See? Useless as fuck.

Bah! I blame AC/DC ... they got got old and fell apart.
 

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Andrew Dice Clay, George Carlin, (not sure but) Bobcat Goldthwait, Richard Pryor? Yep watched all of them as well as some Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams (doing his stand up as well as TV stuff), Jonathan Winters. Tried watching Dangerfield but "could get no respect from him". I actually understood a lot of their humor, jokes. I also loved Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Abbot & Costello, Burns & Gracie, Jackie Gleason.

Yes, I know "laugh you m-f-er, get over your funk!" Have to shoot back, "would if could."

It's my "normal for me" usual mix of anhedonia and a speeding bullet train heading the wrong way. Took a sense of "f**k I'm useless" and it's powering the train. Sure, I can cut it off maybe but that puts me over into sociopath territory, shut emotions off. Can do it but last time I did it, well, I'm not sure I got them started back up right. Kind of putting of that big of a gun, need to "do" something though.

Funny thing about it? I was looking on oh, 22 civilian job sites and 3 gov/fed job sites for work this morning. "Lemme tell ya, ... there ain't work." I say that meaning anything locally within 20-30 miles of here paying $10 hrly which me and wife agree is reasonable "minimum" to expect. If i need to go 40 miles one way, need more hrly pay than $10 ... Nothing. I mean I might go drive tractor trailer, be an Uber or Lyft driver down in Charleston.

Sure all the fast food places are readily hiring. I'm damn near 50, at 36 I was still working circles around 16 year olds en masse, even at 40 I could. These last few years though, well gee there's that stuff called living what catches up to us all. As my docs keep telling me "You need to slow down, not do as much ... honey, you're getting old/older." Fucked for trying to denying it. So, no I'm not going to work fast food. I'd likely have to go apply as a GM or Manager. No thanks, you get 80-90 hour weeks paid at a set salary, nope, not for me. I'd want straight time but no way I'd get it. "Hey buddy we got bot to replace you."

And I'm dreading trying to write beyond this here. This? This is just talking, trying to find that "something to laugh about". Give me a bit. I might figure out a way to laugh at myself for looking at damn near 30 job markets and finding nothing. See? Useless as fuck.

Bah! I blame AC/DC ... they got got old and fell apart.

It’s
Carlin
Dice
Eddie Murphy
Sam Kinison
 

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You don’t think old people are funny?

I do but only to a certain point. Then, you think "gee they've lived so long, credit where it's due". Even as a little boy I was always wandering off and finding the old folks & listening to "how things were" and "how much better we had it back then". I was born an "old soul".

There's a skit by the performers in an English show called League of Gentleman. This guy is a "cursed" veterinarian. He gets called to this older woman's home to help poor little Fluffy, her dog. It seems Fluffy has gotten gas, yet cannot pass it. There's a lit fireplace. I think the sight gag is easy enough to imagine.

"Did you get poor Fluffy to pass her gas?"

The scene is rather yuck at the least.

I laughed for days at that. Yes, I know it is rather dark and full of gore. Still, it was hilarious seeing it preformed, and the actor playing the "cursed" veterinarian pulled it off rather deadpan.

Yes, my humor is gallows, dark, droll at times. I also like puns, jokes which require a little thought. Pi is not squared, pie is round.
 

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At least George Carlin was there for some sane commentary!

He's probably why my therapist considers me her sanest nut case. She actually has a frame of reference when I tell her government is shit, and I feel my hyper situational awareness coming on-line. Although she admonishes me to call said hyper awareness P.T.S.D & reminds me that I finally, after years relented to the "pros" diagnosing me as having that.
 

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Damn weather forecasters, Billions of dollars of equipment and they can't say where a hurricane is gonna hit... Well I know exactly where it's going and I swear I am not going through another winter in New England.... :gaah::gaah::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::cuss2::gaah::gaah::gaah:
 

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Fuckity, fuck, fuck and may your camels get stuck doing inverse quantum trigonometry!

Sorry for the editing, I'm just in one of those "fitting" moods.
 
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Say it here. Say it there. Say it anywhere.

Say it where? Say it when?

Say it how?

Say it why?

What is the it to say?

Who has the it to say?

Why is there an it to say?

How can it get said?
Me thinks I said it, therefore I am. :devil:
 

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Effing power company is going to shut off something close to 1,000,000 people, because...ready?,,,because IT MIGHT GET WINDY.

That's right.
Lovely clear blue sky day here, but sometime overnight, we expect to be plunged into powerlessness.
My ice cream will melt. Wife can't blow-dry. All that shit.

Because LAST couple times it got windy, their power lines started a fire, and it cost them 11 billion dollars.
So how to fix things? Just shut down the power whenever windy, so the fire can't be their fault.

How the hell do we get a new power company??
I'd go solar, off-grid or something if I could...but I can't. Not yet. Maybe someday.
 

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Effing power company is going to shut off something close to 1,000,000 people, because...ready?,,,because IT MIGHT GET WINDY.

That's right.
Lovely clear blue sky day here, but sometime overnight, we expect to be plunged into powerlessness.
My ice cream will melt. Wife can't blow-dry. All that shit.

Because LAST couple times it got windy, their power lines started a fire, and it cost them 11 billion dollars.
So how to fix things? Just shut down the power whenever windy, so the fire can't be their fault.

How the hell do we get a new power company??
I'd go solar, off-grid or something if I could...but I can't. Not yet. Maybe someday.
Thay makes no sense..
Do you live in Pakistan?
 

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Effing power company is going to shut off something close to 1,000,000 people, because...ready?,,,because IT MIGHT GET WINDY.

That's right.
Lovely clear blue sky day here, but sometime overnight, we expect to be plunged into powerlessness.
My ice cream will melt. Wife can't blow-dry. All that shit.

Because LAST couple times it got windy, their power lines started a fire, and it cost them 11 billion dollars.
So how to fix things? Just shut down the power whenever windy, so the fire can't be their fault.

How the hell do we get a new power company??
I'd go solar, off-grid or something if I could...but I can't. Not yet. Maybe someday.
A result of them losing their ass over the fire. The 'camp fire'?
 

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What's gonna happen for electricity when they go out of business?
And any investors see it as too risky as well?
 

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Oh, I'm sure somehow they manage to remain profitable.
Just keep charging higher and higher rates. And perhaps shut down for a week here and there to reduce expenses as well as liability...
Then hedge their bets by buying into the solar industry? Maybe they have...I don't know.

What's gonna happen for electricity when they go out of business?
And any investors see it as too risky as well?
 

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My rant of today...

Why is it when you're the most comfy in bed and your favorite show is right in the middle of a good part, that's when you get the unbearable urge that you have to pee?

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So I just turned 40 and I fucking broke
My left ring finger and maybe dislocated my right muddle finger! Ok ok
Welcome to dying age!!!
 

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