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Can someone explain to me why I'm stocking up on tp? Is there really going to be a shortage? I'm thinking it might be smarter to stock up on soap, food and water but I spent all my money on vape stuff and tp.
it's called natural selection...in the case of the total break down of the supply chain due to a pandemic...one group of humans will survive on the food they hoarded...the other group will starve to death attempting to eat rolls of tp......one group's gene pool will live to procreate, the other .........will be flushed down the evolutionary toilet......
 

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Can someone explain to me why I'm stocking up on tp? Is there really going to be a shortage? I'm thinking it might be smarter to stock up on soap, food and water but I spent all my money on vape stuff and tp.
Because humans are stupid. My sis lives in DC and had to order a bidet, because after checking 4 stores all were out of TP. I told her to do what the sailors used to do and use rope, but she's to good for that.
 

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Can someone explain to me why I'm stocking up on tp? Is there really going to be a shortage? I'm thinking it might be smarter to stock up on soap, food and water but I spent all my money on vape stuff and tp.

if they shut the country down, like china, then you will not be able to go buy TP, even if they have it. and, if the TP is horded there won't be any to buy even if you can go get it. we are getting extra just because of this.
food, most people are fat enough they can go a good while without much food, and could be better off for it.
water, everyone can get it out fo the tap, even if its crap, its useable.
 

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if they shut the country down, like china, then you will not be able to go buy TP, even if they have it. and, if the TP is horded there won't be any to buy even if you can go get it. we are getting extra just because of this.
food, most people are fat enough they can go a good while without much food, and could be better off for it.
water, everyone can get it out fo the tap, even if its crap, its useable.

I read somewhere that they’re coming out with reusable TP. I guess it’s not paper, though.
 

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Seashells... it's from demolition man
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:giggle: ...I’ve seen that movie a few times I thought they were buttons you push for a bum jet or something lol ....so you’re actually suppose to use it and catch the turd on the way out

hmmm gonna need a to go giant clam I think ...no way that’s catching nothing
 

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:giggle: ...I’ve seen that movie a few times I thought they were buttons you push for a bum jet or something lol ....so you’re actually suppose to use it and catch the turd on the way out

hmmm gonna need a to go giant clam I think ...no way that’s catching nothing
My first thought was: i hope they scraped all the barnacles off the shells.

Can you imagine slicing open your brown eye on a barnacle? Ouch
 

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