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Merbear

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Well, counties around SF are ‘shelter in place’ and our county , Sacramento, ordered ‘stay at home’ one step below SF’s rules. God the empty store shelves...people are crazy...
 

DogMan

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Feetsball tonight. Not my team.

Stadium that fits 100 thousand, will be empty of spectators.
 

Hawkizefan

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Closing things down left and right here. No groups larger than 10 people.
Wife is done teaching for the year. Officially 2 weeks but at an emergency teachers meeting they were told most likely 6 to 8 weeks.
Daughters job was furloughed..........whatever that really means. Luckily, a modern society can’t function without a head board cutter so I’m good.
Can’t touch your face so no nose pickin. My hands are waterlogged from all the washing. But on the bright side if somebody I don’t care for tries to engage me I just cough and wipe my nose and they usually scurry away.

I miss sports on tv.

send toilet paper. Don’t need it but I just feel left out not having 100 rolls. Actually, we have a basket full of socks with no match so in an emergency I’m good.

somebody entertain me. My family sucks at entertaining me.
 

DogMan

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It's OK

Saving ourselves for the pointy end of the season

Woof!
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Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
No. Both are low. Ours is appalling.

Scores would generally be 100 or so. But the games are shortened with covooties, and I'm too dumb to work out what the score should be with current game time

you spelled cooties wrong.

what is covooties.
 

keithu2

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Member For 5 Years
No credit or refund for the unplayed matches?
Co-worker went to Las Vegas last week. Got there on Tuesday and they shutdown at midnight. No gambling but a lot of drinking. Came back and has to do self quarantine.


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DogMan

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No credit or refund for the unplayed matches?
Co-worker went to Las Vegas last week. Got there on Tuesday and they shutdown at midnight. No gambling but a lot of drinking. Came back and has to do self quarantine.


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No. Clubs are not for profit here. It is a funny system, but from what I can tell, we just get to feel good about supporting the charity this year
 

keithu2

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Member For 5 Years
Some hotels are closing and mandatory 14 day quarantine starts Thursday for all arrivals. They don’t know how they will enforce it though.
People still going to closed beaches and parks.


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Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
you’re a cootie :blowkiss:

when I call you a cootie,
You’re obligated to reply with something that entertains me.
You’re a cootie.......entertain me.
I’m not even quarantined or self “keeping away” and I’m bored shitless and a feared that if I have to do these things for any length of time I’m going to end up on the 10 o’clock news for offing my family........for the love of humanity.....entertain me.
Tell me secrets.....tell me lies.....tell me what down under babes hide in their closet or middle dresser drawer while thinking about midwestern American dudes.
Tell me what you think about while making a moka shot.
Tell me, exactly, why koalas are wrought with viral diseases.

Tell me sumpin.

tell me why the Swede only “likes” posts and never entertains me with stories of what hula babes hide in their closet or dresser drawers......

tell me why grannybears cheers for a team that employs traitors...........huck fuddy...........



I’m bored......somebody entertain me.

and I’m hungry....
 

keithu2

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Member For 5 Years
glad I could chuckle you. I’m bored and need to be entertained......or to entertain.
Tv is crap with no NEW sports to watch. Can’t bring myself to watch a 6 year old baseball game.
Got a pile of books I could dive into.......I guess.

Hallmark channel is more entertaining, if your vision is still fuzzy from the eucalyptus.


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