HI!

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

Hi, my name is Franciscan and I am new to vaping. I have a couple of questions and would appreciate some advice.

I like broccoli, but I also love asparagus....so what trombone should I buy?
Also, who makes the best shirts?
Thanks and ON VAPE!!!

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

Where's the ban button? Insolent pig ...

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

You have hurt my feelings! LOCK THIS THREAD....no wait....DELETE THREAD!!!.......hang on......I am leaving VU forever!!!!

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

Wanna talk politics? No wait ... religion, yeah! Ya like Jews for Jesus?

Or ...

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/9/4/2/8/3/5/Opus-35154352586.jpeg

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

I'm warning you moecat...DO NOT FUCK WITH ME....I am a VH Fan and my mother is Classwife Soldierwicz and she INVENTED vaping! She can have this entire forum shut down!

JerryOden · Jan 26, 2015

My only problem with this thread is your disgusting UNHOLY affinity for asparagus, Franciscan.

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

SO ANYWAY......I just bought an iStick with a 26mm RDA and have it built with a .04ohm huladragonhelixziparahookiemegacoil wrapped on 11mm drill bit and wicked with a tampon I found in the ladies room at a rest stop, but the flavor is muted, what am I doing wrong? I appreciate your input even though I will argue with you about it.

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

JerryOden said:
My only problem with this thread is your disgusting UNHOLY affinity for asparagus, Franciscan.

You want buy asparagus ecigarette? We have many good models at great price my friend. Worth every penis!

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

franciscan said:
Also, who makes the best shirts?
Thanks and ON VAPE!!!

You said "on vape."

We need Tom Baker here to write 10 million words as to why it should be "vape on" and let you feel like it's more worthwhile to peel your foreskin back and convert your penis into a vagina, rather than exist another second on this planet.

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

franciscan said:
SO ANYWAY......I just bought an iStick with a 26mm RDA and have it built with a .04ohm huladragonhelixziparahookiemegacoil wrapped on 11mm drill bit and wicked with a tampon I found in the ladies room at a rest stop, but the flavor is muted, what am I doing wrong? I appreciate your input even though I will argue with you about it.

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

moecat said:

meanwhile, in the labs of Mt Baker.......

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 26, 2015

It all makes sense now...

JerryOden · Jan 26, 2015

Warhawk-AVG said:
It all makes sense now...

So youre saying Franciscan is actually Jim Carrey? I got a bone to pick with you about your role as the riddler. WHAT WERE YOU ON?

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 26, 2015

no...but if he is into asparagus like the above...no wonder it's so hard to find a woman

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

Warhawk-AVG said:
no...but if he is into asparagus like the above...no wonder it's so hard to find a woman

Oh I have NO trouble finding them...or them finding me.....it's finding one that wants to keep me for anything length of time........BUT THIS IS A FUNNY THREAD DAMNIT.

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 26, 2015

Well...you're not trying hard enough then (or trying too hard)

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

Pie Jesu Dominae.....Dona Ies Requiem
Please Lord God, let them rest.

Midniteoyl · Jan 26, 2015

But, if I do asparagus...

MKPM · Jan 26, 2015

Warhawk-AVG said:
Well...you're not trying hard enough then (or trying too hard)

We do that at the friary on occasion....drives out Provincial batty.

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

Warhawk-AVG said:
It all makes sense now...

I'm seeing disturbing similarities ...

http://www.oocities.org/zoidberg_fan/scanart/zoidypic.gif

I think a blog needs to be written to uncover hidden vaping agendas and conspiracy theories.

JerryOden · Jan 26, 2015

Why NOT Zoidberg?

Midniteoyl · Jan 26, 2015

moecat said:
I'm seeing disturbing similarities ...

http://www.oocities.org/zoidberg_fan/scanart/zoidypic.gif

I think a blog needs to be written to uncover hidden vaping agendas and conspiracy theories.

I think a blog needs to be started to uncover just exactly who is behind all the smoking of the asparagus, and it better not stink!

ghost62 · Jan 26, 2015

franciscan said:
SO ANYWAY......I just bought an iStick with a 26mm RDA and have it built with a .04ohm huladragonhelixziparahookiemegacoil wrapped on 11mm drill bit and wicked with a tampon I found in the ladies room at a rest stop, but the flavor is muted, what am I doing wrong? I appreciate your input even though I will argue with you about it.

Freaking rookie.
Go back to ECF

moecat · Jan 26, 2015

ghost62 said:
Freaking rookie.
Go back to ECF

You were supposed to tell him to buy a Provari.

Maybe YOU need to go back to ECF, re-read their rules, and blog why AssClapWife looks attractive in taupe.

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 26, 2015

franciscan said:
SO ANYWAY......I just bought an iStick with a 26mm RDA and have it built with a .04ohm huladragonhelixziparahookiemegacoil wrapped on 11mm drill bit and wicked with a tampon I found in the ladies room at a rest stop, but the flavor is muted, what am I doing wrong? I appreciate your input even though I will argue with you about it.

Did ya boil it

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ghost62 · Jan 26, 2015

moecat said:
You were supposed to tell him to buy a Provari.

Maybe YOU need to go back to ECF, re-read their rules, and blog why AssClapWife looks attractive in taupe.

Taupe?
First off, it was desert sage and, second, I'm not allowed to go back to ECF ...

They found out my mother and father aren't cousins

InMyImage · Jan 26, 2015

I like asparagus grilled with a light sweet vinagerette drizzle.

You make liquid taste like now.

vaporholic-gringo · Jan 26, 2015

This is to damn funny

Cruel-Phate · Jan 26, 2015

franciscan said:
SO ANYWAY......I just bought an iStick with a 26mm RDA and have it built with a .04ohm huladragonhelixziparahookiemegacoil wrapped on 11mm drill bit and wicked with a tampon I found in the ladies room at a rest stop, but the flavor is muted, what am I doing wrong? I appreciate your input even though I will argue with you about it.

Hey! it's just Ray... · Jan 26, 2015

Cruel-Phate said:
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I seen that guy and just thought he was gay. Now I feel bad I broke his finger.
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Hey! it's just Ray... · Jan 26, 2015

Anyway Franciscan, welcome to VU and all that shit sure! But if you notice we have a search bar and if you put in Broccoli, asparagus and trombones you will find many threads already discussing it here.

ghost62 · Jan 26, 2015

Poor Franci. I feel bad for the guy.

Turns out he landed here by accident. I guess he has a very serious speech impediment and was using talk-to-text for his searches. He meant to enter 'gaping', 'throbbing boners' and 'a sore ass' but it came out 'vaping', 'trombones' and 'asparagus'.

I can only imagine his disappointment...

ghost62 · Jan 26, 2015

Oh, 'broccoli' really was 'broccoli' but when he tried to say 'kumquat' all hell broke loose...

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 27, 2015

ghost62 said:
Poor Franci. I feel bad for the guy.

Turns out he landed here by accident. I guess he has a very serious speech impediment and was using talk-to-text for his searches. He meant to enter 'gaping', 'throbbing boners' and 'a sore ass' but it came out 'vaping', 'trombones' and 'asparagus'.

I can only imagine his disappointment...

Whiskey · Jan 27, 2015

Moved to Umad bro....no wait.....rebuildables.....no thats not right....ummmm, moved to requests....wait, let me give this more thought..............

Cruel-Phate · Jan 27, 2015

VU members temporally insane.....holding tank for VU members that flipped out....VH Fan club....coo coo for Friar puffs

I see your dilemma

SMOKIE · Jan 27, 2015

franciscan said:
You have hurt my feelings! LOCK THIS THREAD....no wait....DELETE THREAD!!!.......hang on......I am leaving VU forever!!!!

Really Leave us! Why you created a fun thread.

Countrypami · Jan 27, 2015

moecat said:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!... I will never be the same again!... WHAT THE HOLY HELL WAS THAT????????????

Countrypami · Jan 27, 2015

"Vapers Gone Wild"

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Whiskey · Jan 27, 2015

Panther1911 · Jan 27, 2015

franciscan said:
meanwhile, in the labs of Mt Baker.......

LMAO!

moecat · Jan 27, 2015

Countrypami said:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!... I will never be the same again!... WHAT THE HOLY HELL WAS THAT????????????

Warhawk-AVG · Jan 28, 2015

Countrypami said:
"Vapers Gone Wild"

At least you don't poo on your vape !!!!

Shenzhen XTAR · Jan 28, 2015

vape on```LOL

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