What is the most redneck thing you have seen??

KuntryBarbie · Jul 13, 2014

What is the most redneck thing you have seen??

Ok I was driving down the road the other day and saw a old 70 ford with a recliner on the back as a seat/bed...... however I could not get a pick cause I didnt know to have phone out ready for a pick but with living where I do I am not surprised lol.......

This is the most redneck thing I have seen online today lol

Now that what I call a mixer lol

Whiskey · Jul 14, 2014

Garemlin · Jul 14, 2014

I live in the sticks far from any city so I see redneck on a daily basis. I'm immune to it so nothing really gives the "wow how redneck" factor. LOL

KuntryBarbie · Jul 14, 2014

Garemlin said:
I live in the sticks far from any city so I see redneck on a daily basis. I'm immune to it so nothing really gives the "wow how redneck" factor. LOL

Yea! lol I live where I see the most redneck thing daily and it is in my house alot LOL

Dhim · Jul 14, 2014

The most redneck thing I've seen is a guy or gal working out on a farm with a shirt on working his tail off. Then coming back and having their neck burnt to heck from the sun. That's a redneck.

I always get a kick out of what that slang term came to be. From someone hard working, to flat out dopey crap!

All this says "a Yankee" of course.

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Smoky Blue · Jul 14, 2014

i dunno on yankee rednecks..

i know in Kentucky they have hill jacks..

but we have rednecks thru NC SC TN and of course Ga

but caint give a gud example..

UncleRJ · Jul 14, 2014

Very long story cut very short.

A few years back, I was calling on a customer of mine and the little lady that ran their storeroom was kind of down in the dumps over a few things. So I talked to her boss about the situation and told him it might cheer her up a bit if I took her to the office and introduced her to the people she talked to every day when she need to place an order and then take her to a nice lunch along with the lady at the office she spoke to the most.

He thought it was a great idea, told her she had his approval and to take as long as she wanted for the tour and the lunch.

Well, I guess it was mostly my mistake, but I took her and the other gal to a very nice restaurant that I used for business meals. White table cloths, and nice crystal the hole nine yards.

When the waiter came and asked us what we wanted to drink, she said in a kind of loud voice.....

"Y'all got Root-beer"?

Keeping a straight face (and he got a very nice tip at the end) he informed her that regrettably they did not have it.

"Y'all have Chocolate Milk"?

The waiter replied that he would have the chef make some for her.

Then we had to deal with the fact that they did not offer hamburgers or hot dogs.

Finally she settled on a braised pork chop.

I will never forget that meal.

Smoky Blue · Jul 14, 2014

That is funny, UncleRJ

Good thing I wasn't there.. I'd be askin for catfish and slaw and barbque and...

omg Sweet tea!

Liu · Jul 14, 2014

My Dad's side of the family as a whole, is the most redneck thing I've ever seen. Virginia cattle farmers: Where drunken fishing is a way of life, and freshwater eel is a delicacy. Forget to bring a knife? Eh, a broken Bud bottle will do...

Lorem Ipsum · Jul 14, 2014

My father got sick of the birds crapping on his car under his carport, so he fashioned his own version of a scarecrow, fit with a ladder, 3 Frisbees, a Kohl’s shopping bag, and winter gloves:

GargoyleK1 · Jul 14, 2014

I am redneck so….

Liu · Jul 14, 2014

GargoyleK1 said:
I am redneck so….

Daddy, is that you?

DasBlunderbuss · Jul 14, 2014

Crazy drunk night on a swamp buggy, driving through some mud pits, 3 guys spot a gator, jump off, chase it down and bring it back on the buggy. One guy gets his foot bitten, laughs it off.
My first real taste of the South Florida redneck life. It was surprisingly fun.

Ace · Jul 14, 2014

Along the right lines. This cracks me up.

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robtest · Jul 15, 2014

the 26650 to 18650 adapter I made out of pvc pipe a few minutes ago ???

Savage_46 · Jul 15, 2014

robtest said:
the 26650 to 18650 adapter I made out of pvc pipe a few minutes ago ???

Redneck engineering

Dhim · Jul 15, 2014

Lorem Ipsum said:
My father got sick of the birds crapping on his car under his carport, so he fashioned his own version of a scarecrow, fit with a ladder, 3 Frisbees, a Kohl’s shopping bag, and winter gloves:

Well don't just leave us hanging... did it work?

Lorem Ipsum · Jul 15, 2014

Dhim said:
Well don't just leave us hanging... did it work?

Hahaha! Yes, it did, but probably didn't withstand the storms that we had here yesterday.

Zamazam · Jul 15, 2014

Most redneck thing I've seen: A guy in a Supercharged 1969 Barracuda with a mullet haircut blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd in Mobile, Alabama.

(Sigh, I just looked at a photo of myself and a hottie girlfriend when I was 19 and still had hair, man do I miss that car!)

StrappedKaos · Jul 15, 2014

John deere tractor cab with broken ac.... Insert window ac and plug in converter, Bam cheap fix...
Ac window unit stuffed into fireplace and sealed off, Bam ac in the house....
Welding a 1/2" socket and extension to the fire wall and then to a shock and then to engine block, Bam stops motor twist....
I will add more when not busy....I got a ton as I too am a redneck

Whiskey · Jul 17, 2014

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Whiskey · Jul 17, 2014

Ace · Jul 17, 2014

But ma. I used a condom! I dunnow why it didn't work

Whiskey said:

Whiskey · Jul 17, 2014

LOLzzzz

tick22 · Jul 17, 2014

a Northern person trying to act as one. sheesh, now that is funny.
it's all called "The Mother of Invention". You do with what you have....

m3rma1d · Jul 17, 2014

Is it wrong that I wanna make this?

GargoyleK1 · Jul 17, 2014

Liu said:
Daddy, is that you?

Probably but ya aint getting no support from meh!!! LOL!!!

m3rma1d said:
Is it wrong that I wanna make this?

That is just awesome!

VapeMan12 · Jul 17, 2014

I don't do fancy dress up to go out to eat restaurants. One time went to FL and we decided one night we would go to "Nice place" Oh my it was very nice everyone in there was in Suits and dresses I wore a nice pair of slacks and nice dress shirt but still felt so out of place. Just is not my type of place. I rather go to Mcdonalds get my Sweet tea and a hamburger or chicken sandmish

Whiskey · Jul 18, 2014

Chowder · Jul 18, 2014

Whiskey said:

That thar ain't no redneck, That thar is being some talented city slicker! We's uses sheep skin wraps in the country! Got a phone number by the way?

Whiskey · Jul 18, 2014

I'm afraid her number was disconnected , like her brain

Whiskey · Jul 18, 2014

Juice_Spiller · Jul 18, 2014

Ok the most redneck thing I have seen (or heard).

I lived in North Carolina from 2007-2013. I was transferred there for a job..
A few months after I moved there, I was talking to one of my neighbors, who was born and raised Southern Baptist, and had the most southern accent I have ever heard. We were talking about the upcoming holidays, and I was explaining how I celebrated both Christmas and Hannukah because I was born Jewish. So he looks at me long and hard and actually says "Wow, I never met a Jewish before. But I have been in your house many times, and I ain't never seen a Buddha statue that you are supposed to pray to. Do you put the statue away when you have guests?"

I was speechless. lol

StrappedKaos · Jul 18, 2014

Whiskey said:

Honestly from a redneck like myself.....That's Bad ass! Just the old school mack is badass but add a camper and i would travel the country....

PirateB · Jul 18, 2014

No pic but about 2 years ago I was headed to work and stuck behind a long line of cars..I was finally able to see the hold up and it was a caravan of horses/mules pulling folks on golfcarts!!? Unreal

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VapeMan12 · Jul 19, 2014

Whiskey said:

I want that.. where you buy one? LOL

Whiskey · Jul 19, 2014

LOL, just found it on tumbler

MD_Boater · Jul 20, 2014

I snapped this the other day. Definitely redneck.

rjmara · Jul 20, 2014

You gotta love the Redneck Yacht club.

ghost62 · Jul 22, 2014

First off, allow me to give ya'll a little background on my hometown of Marion, Ohio...
EVERYTHING is redneck. Our claims to fame are being the birthplace of Warren G Harding, being the OFFICIAL popcorn capitol of the world and being the UNOFFICIAL fast food capitol of the world with more fast food restaurants/takeout establishments per capita than anywhere else.
I figure we are one more Dollar Store away from being the white trash capitol OTW as well.
With that said, I've seen some things that made me scratch my head and wonder WTF. For example: (All true...)
In one of our numerous trailer parks, a family put their living room furniture outside so that their new patio furniture wouldn't get wet in the rain.

Another Marionite built a nice fire pit in their backyard and then surrounded it with ten salvaged toilets to use as seats.
Then there was the 60" LED TV in a one room tar paper shack.

And finally (for now, at least) my cousin rigged up a large rubber hot water bottle with surgical tubing coming out of the stopper and strapped it to the small of his back so he could drink at his best friend's wedding ceremony. He had the tubing under his shirt and out the collar of his shirt. One of the ushers busted him- not for having booze in the church bit for not sharing...
Welcome to life in Marion.

saltsandsea · Jul 23, 2014

My husband and coming home to;
-Skinned, gutted rattle snake still squirming in my my crock pot
-Him teaching my stepson the fine art of cleaning a rabbit in my kitchen sink (I had to give him the death stare and some bleach, never happened again, he's a smart man who values his life)
-Making moonshine on my stove with his sister, they were discussing whether the giant binder clips would hold the lid and weather strip "gasket" to the pot. (It did, and he makes some mean apple pie, for personal use of course)
-Last but not least, I was out of town when our septic tank died and he was waiting for the new one. He sends me a pic of my stepson sitting in our yard reading the paper on an adult potty chair directly over the open lid to the tank. You can guess why.....

Saddletramp1200 · Jul 23, 2014

I busted the flux off a welding rod, made into a coil, forced a cotton pillow in it, shoved it in a 55 gallon barrel and woke up our welding machine. That's a Texas Vape. Apple, 100% VG. 35 people liked it.
One Qt of E juice. 40 lbs Ribs. Texas style Vaping.
I Own a company. I don't need a job. I like right. Right is Right! (Legend of Billie Jean)

Saddletramp1200 · Jul 23, 2014

saltsandsea said:
My husband and coming home to;
-Skinned, gutted rattle snake still squirming in my my crock pot
-Him teaching my stepson the fine art of cleaning a rabbit in my kitchen sink (I had to give him the death stare and some bleach, never happened again, he's a smart man who values his life)
-Making moonshine on my stove with his sister, they were discussing whether the giant binder clips would hold the lid and weather strip "gasket" to the pot. (It did, and he makes some mean apple pie, for personal use of course)
-Last but not least, I was out of town when our septic tank died and he was waiting for the new one. He sends me a pic of my stepson sitting in our yard reading the paper on an adult potty chair directly over the open lid to the tank. You can guess why.....

Sounds like a normal day to me.

Saddletramp1200 · Jul 23, 2014

If You expect me to ride in that truck, You will get a Port a Potty, Maps & put up with me telling, You where to go. Worked for 26 years.

saltsandsea · Jul 23, 2014

Long live the Legend of Billie Jean!!!!!!
(Corpus is my home town)

KuntryBarbie · Aug 7, 2014

GargoyleK1 said:
I am redneck so….

lol ikr

i looked in the mirror and like yepp im most redneck thing seen ever lol

KuntryBarbie · Aug 7, 2014

MD_Boater said:
I snapped this the other day. Definitely redneck.

now that what im talking about.....

-hold my beer............

LouPop13 · Aug 7, 2014

Gonzi · Aug 7, 2014

My father in law saves milk jugs, and when we get a collection, we duck tape them to the end of a broom stick, squirt a little lighter fluid in it, and light it up while holding it over the edge of his back deck. You get smoke streams and dripping balls of fire that whistle while they fall. Them are redneck fireworks my friend. He also teached my 7 year old daughter how to shoot roman candles at the age of 5.

What is the most redneck thing you have seen??

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