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Diplomacy - the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they can't wait to go home and start packing.
 

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You're not the first to make that suggestion, or threaten me on a forum.
I'll just add you to my list of fans.

Its flattering though that I effect you in such a way.
To be clear, I did not threaten you. It's none of my business or concern if you should happen to go for a swim and never come up for air. Now if you will excuse me, I going to vape so I can calm the fuck down and then I am going to go stretch my earlobes. I'm going from 0g to 00g. My holes are stretched enough that I can pull a single flare 0g plug straight through, but I still need a taper to get these 00g tunnels in. If I'd ordered single flare 00g instead of tunnels, I could probably get them in easier because they have a slight taper themselves but tunnels don't.
 

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You're not the first to make that suggestion, or threaten me on a forum.
I'll just add you to my list of fans.

Its flattering though that I effect you in such a way.
I will also add you to my list of fans.
 

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To be clear, I did not threaten you. It's none of my business or concern if you should happen to go for a swim and never come up for air. Now if you will excuse me, I going to vape so I can calm the fuck down and then I am going to go stretch my earlobes. I'm going from 0g to 00g. My holes are stretched enough that I can pull a single flare 0g plug straight through, but I still need a taper to get these 00g tunnels in. If I'd ordered single flare 00g instead of tunnels, I could probably get them in easier because they have a slight taper themselves but tunnels don't.
Ohh my god what size is 00 I hate to ask
 

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Is 00 the gauge of buckshot? 00g is a size of jewelry. The sizes for ears go from 20g, the smallest, to very large sizes of 1inch. 00g is the largest size measured in mm. Every size from 20g to 2g is 1mm difference. I don't know what mm size 20 is, but every size after 2g is 2mm difference. 2g is 6mm, 0g is 8mm and 00g is 10mm. I had my ears pierced with 8g needles and went up from there. Let's see, 2g is 6mm, so 8g is 3mm. And the gauges are all even numbers. The lower the number the larger the diameter. I'm not stretching anymore after 00g, which is 10mm.
 

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Every size after 00g is measured in fractions of an inch.
 

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I will also add you to my list of fans.
I hate to tell ya bubba, but I've gone toe to toe with the best of 'em, ask anyone from the ecf Prorape fan club, if'n you are looking for the next person to have a three day argument with over stupid shit, you're trying with the wrong one.
I'm on here because watching you argue with yourself is quite hysterical, from a diagnostic level.

Now, you may commence with the next imaginative way you would like for me to be found deceased.
How about I check to ensure that the dryer is plugged into a 220 outlet by using a wet fork?
 

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Each size after 00g is measured in 16ths of an inch, starting at 7/16ths. The chart I saw stopped at 1 inch, but I have seen plenty larger in diameter than that.
 

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Is 00 the gauge of buckshot? 00g is a size of jewelry. The sizes for ears go from 20g, the smallest, to very large sizes of 1inch. 00g is the largest size measured in mm. Every size from 20g to 2g is 1mm difference. I don't know what mm size 20 is, but every size after 2g is 2mm difference. 2g is 6mm, 0g is 8mm and 00g is 10mm. I had my ears pierced with 8g needles and went up from there. Let's see, 2g is 6mm, so 8g is 3mm. And the gauges are all even numbers. The lower the number the larger the diameter. I'm not stretching anymore after 00g, which is 10mm.
May I ask why you are stretching? Does it pleasure you or? I mean it surely is understandable why some like Prince Albert but to stretch the ear I am just lost maybe its my age or maybe?
 

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I hate to tell ya bubba, but I've gone toe to toe with the best of 'em, ask anyone from the ecf Prorape fan club, if'n you are looking for the next person to have a three day argument with over stupid shit, you're trying with the wrong one.
I'm on here because watching you argue with yourself is quite hysterical, from a diagnostic level.

Now, you may commence with the next imaginative way you would like for me to be found deceased.
How about I check to ensure that the dryer is plugged into a 220 outlet by using a wet fork?
So I did comprehend it right he was talking to himself? I was asked if I was drunk when I brought up that point.
 

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I hate to tell ya bubba, but I've gone toe to toe with the best of 'em, ask anyone from the ecf Prorape fan club, if'n you are looking for the next person to have a three day argument with over stupid shit, you're trying with the wrong one.
I'm on here because watching you argue with yourself is quite hysterical, from a diagnostic level.

Now, you may commence with the next imaginative way you would like for me to be found deceased.
How about I check to ensure that the dryer is plugged into a 220 outlet by using a wet fork?
Umm, ok but not arguing with you. Nor am I arguing with myself, poor reading comprehension has led you and several others to that inaccurate comprehension. Arguing with someone who is not responding is not the same as arguing with yourself. And I'm not sure why, when you said you would add me to your list of fans, me saying it back to you is taken as argumentative. Perhaps you need to diagnose yourself, but that's none of my business such as my diagnosis is none of yours being that you are not my doctor and if you are not a qualified professional, then there would be nothing diagnostic about my behavior for you to need to observe. If you are a qualified professional, then you are not observing my behavior in a clinical setting which automatically discredits any diagnostic standpoint you may think you have. But again, I'm not arguing with you. I'm sick of arguing. But nitpicking is pissing me off. I let shit go and the argument was over and you come back to entertain yourself, I'd say that's highly unprofessional if you do in fact work in mental health. Bit whether you work in mental health or not, you're behaving very crassly. Still not arguing, just pointing out my own observations as I feel I am completely free to do so because you have.
 

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May I ask why you are stretching? Does it pleasure you or? I mean it surely is understandable why some like Prince Albert but to stretch the ear I am just lost maybe its my age or maybe?
You pierce the ear, and then you stretch it to accommodate larger size jewelry.
 

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You have to stretch it a very small amount at a time, 1-1.5mm, and leave ample time for healing in between stretches or you risk blowouts (the fistula gets pushed out the back of the hole) ripping, tearing, bumps, infections, etc.
 

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So I did comprehend it right he was talking to himself? I was asked if I was drunk when I brought up that point.
Well, on tapacrap no one can be blocked, and if he didn't get a response within 3-5minutes of his 'gnashing of teeth' type posts he would post another one.
So it reads like he's in a padded room screaming at himself, when he's just trying to bait people into entertaining him. I am guessing that is why us talking amongst ourselves enrages him to want me to drown.
He must be on tapacrap though, because I have him blocked (on ignore), which basically boils down to: homie needs friends, because drowning doesnt sound like fun.
 

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My earlobe holes are currently a tad larger than 0g or 8mm, I'm attempting to stretch to 00g or 10mm. After that I'm done stretching.
 

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Mug shots and arrest reports are funny...
They are hilarious, that's why I keep them on file, just in case my employment info gets published in a forum again.
Not to mention memberships to other forums
Care to revisit a dead issue again?
 

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Well, on tapacrap no one can be blocked, and if he didn't get a response within 3-5minutes of his 'gnashing of teeth' type posts he would post another one.
So it reads like he's in a padded room screaming at himself, when he's just trying to bait people into entertaining him. I am guessing that is why us talking amongst ourselves enrages him to want me to drown.
He must be on tapacrap though, because I have him blocked (on ignore), which basically boils down to: homie needs friends, because drowning doesnt sound like fun.
I'm not on tapacrap. I do not need friends nor have any desire to make friends over the internet. All of my friends are people I have known for years, and they're like family. I do not need more. If you have me on ignore, why do you keep responding? I have bolded certain words in your quote to point out the fact that you do clearly understand that I am not talking to/arguing with myself, yet you keep saying that I am, and yet you don't understand what is pissing me off?
 

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Well, on tapacrap no one can be blocked, and if he didn't get a response within 3-5minutes of his 'gnashing of teeth' type posts he would post another one.
So it reads like he's in a padded room screaming at himself, when he's just trying to bait people into entertaining him. That's why us talking amongst ourselves enrages him.
He must be on tapacrap though, because I have him blocked (on ignore), which basically boils down to: homie needs friends.
Yeah I have on ignore to but here he is still here. It's not that I have a serious issue with the guy just. In my comprehension of this thread and everyone else that has read it he is antagonist lost in own thought and it isn't about drawing out an argument to me. It's about yes I get you let it go but only after 3 pages of talking to yourself. And then be so easily offended when some jokes. That pisses me off.
 

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They are hilarious, that's why I keep them on file, just in case my employment info bets published in a forum again
Posting of others personal info is against the rules here and if someone were to go to that length, that info would be swiftly removed and I would hope that that person would be banned. I myself have had concerns over whether someone might post my personal info, but hereni know that it would be removed quickly because the staff here don't play that shit. The only thing you are doing that is bothering me is attempting to diagnose me over the internet and repeatedly saying that I am arguing with myself when you clearly know that I am not.
 

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I'm not on tapacrap. I do not need friends nor have any desire to make friends over the internet. All of my friends are people I have known for years, and they're like family. I do not need more. If you have me on ignore, why do you keep responding? I have bolded certain words in your quote to point out the fact that you do clearly understand that I am not talking to/arguing with myself, yet you keep saying that I am, and yet you don't understand what is pissing me off?
Because, genius, like I said, I am on tapacrap, using my phone.
And you quoted me along with invited me to go swimming with a boulder.
Maybe you should keep track of your own dialogue
 

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They are hilarious, that's why I keep them on file, just in case my employment info gets published in a forum again.
Not to mention memberships to other forums
Care to revisit a dead issue again?
Wow, some are so paranoid. No one was talking to you...
 

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Posting of others personal info is against the rules here and if someone were to go to that length, that info would be swiftly removed and I would hope that that person would be banned. I myself have had concerns over whether someone might post my personal info, but hereni know that it would be removed quickly because the staff here don't play that shit. The only thing you are doing that is bothering me is attempting to diagnose me over the internet and repeatedly saying that I am arguing with myself when you clearly know that I am not.
Nope that person is a princess and special, not even printed proof worked, (it was not here )
Nor did I post mug shots or anything other than suggesting of facts.
But of course I was still the bad guy,
 

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Yeah I have on ignore to but here he is still here. It's not that I have a serious issue with the guy just. In my comprehension of this thread and everyone else that has read it he is antagonist lost in own thought and it isn't about drawing out an argument to me. It's about yes I get you let it go but only after 3 pages of talking to yourself. And then be so easily offended when some jokes. That pisses me off.
The thing is though, I had settled shit with the only person I was arguing with in the first place. I was just talking and sharing thoughts and opinions without criticizing anyone or putting anyone down. I apologized and took responsibility for my actions. I just felt that everyone else should have completely let it go and dropped it. Even at this point, you guys have exactly as much ability to let shit go and drop it, but you keep telling me to do that when you won't. That is the definition of a hypocrite. We can all just let it go, drop it and walk away but I already did that once and not gonna sit here and be the only one who's told to do that now. Who really cares if I sat here and talked to myself for 3 pages? It was over with. You responded because you knew it would piss me off. In your very own words, you were trying to prove a point about how easily I was provoked. Why was that even necessary after the argument had ended?
 

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Because, genius, like I said, I am on tapacrap, using my phone.
And you quoted me along with invited me to go swimming with a boulder.
Maybe you should keep track of your own dialogue
Ok look, I'm going to try to make this simple. Forget all the extraneous details. I apologize for stating ways that you should die. That was uncool. Now. I don't have a problem with you. I don't even care if you apologize or not. But will you please just stop trying to diagnose me over the internet, and saying that I am arguing with myself? That's all I want from you. I don't want to argue or debate. I'm just asking you to stop doing those two things.
 

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The thing is though, I had settled shit with the only person I was arguing with in the first place. I was just talking and sharing thoughts and opinions without criticizing anyone or putting anyone down. I apologized and took responsibility for my actions. I just felt that everyone else should have completely let it go and dropped it. Even at this point, you guys have exactly as much ability to let shit go and drop it, but you keep telling me to do that when you won't. That is the definition of a hypocrite. We can all just let it go, drop it and walk away but I already did that once and not gonna sit here and be the only one who's told to do that now. Who really cares if I sat here and talked to myself for 3 pages? It was over with. You responded because you knew it would piss me off. In your very own words, you were trying to prove a point about how easily I was provoked. Why was that even necessary after the argument had ended?
Because of what you said in your previous comment about not responding and in words not being an asshat. But you don't have the ability. You have to puff your chest and prove your might.
 

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If you really want to bring the DSM5 into this, it has added heavy internet usage as a condition for diagnosis. Right now, that is all of us, just saying....
 

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Because of what you said in your previous comment about not responding and in words not being an asshat. But you don't have the ability. You have to puff your chest and prove your might.
That's not what I was doing when you chimed in. How do you not see the lack of logic in provoking someone for arguing when the argument is over?
 

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The Mug Shot thread needs more pics...
 

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You must be vaping the other stuff to be so paranoid,..
No dude, lve never touched an illegal substance - not even when I was playing in a metal band.
We both know what and whom I'm referring to, and that I am trying to be the better man by letting sleeping dogs lay.
 

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I mean that is just beating a dead horse. I've already admitted to some of my flaws, and you come antagonizing and provoking me because of those flaws which I have already admitted to? What is the point???
 

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No dude, lve never touched an illegal substance - not even when I was playing in a metal band.
We both know what and whom I'm referring to, and that I am trying to be the better man by letting sleeping dogs lay.
Poor baby, being so sensitive and paranoid...
 

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In ranting and raving through this entire thread, I have shown a complete lack of maturity and self control as well as a need to assert superiority. But, I've come to realize that this has only become a never ending argument. If I continue arguing, I will accomplish nothing other than demonstrating my own lack of maturity and self control, and a petty and childish need to prove my superiority and need to dominate, which I feel I have already demonstrated exceedingly well. I do not wish to continue in this manner.

All of this I said about MYSELF, so I really don't understand what point you thought needed proving.
 

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The point is you admit those flaws but you do nothing to fix them. You my friend don't have the ability to be the bigger person. You have to go on the offensive. So my point in what I did has been proven now good day sir.
 

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The point is you admit those flaws but you do nothing to fix them. You my friend don't have the ability to be the bigger person. You have to go on the offensive. So my point in what I did has been proven now good day sir.
You don't even give a man one day, one hour, to change??? What do you think you have proven???
 

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The point is you admit those flaws but you do nothing to fix them. You my friend don't have the ability to be the bigger person. You have to go on the offensive. So my point in what I did has been proven now good day sir.
Your point was not proven, because no one changes overnight. Fuck your point and all your bullshit. How about that?
 

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The point is you admit those flaws but you do nothing to fix them. You my friend don't have the ability to be the bigger person. You have to go on the offensive. So my point in what I did has been proven now good day sir.
Fuck you man, suck a fucking dick, blow a goddamn goat, join ISIS or something, just fuck off.
 

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Go join ISIS. There's a good chance your dumb ass will set the bomb off long before you make it into a crowd.
 

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I got no type of love for you whatsoever, and I never will.
 

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Poor baby, being so sensitive and paranoid...
Well, fine then, should we let everyone know that we are discussing the provari princess and her need to blast my work history, among several other personal details of my life and I alluded to personal details about hers in retaliation yet I still have not published it or any proof?...yet
Dude, seriously if not for yourself maybe ask her of she wants all this rehashed. I have tried to be the better man yet you keep pushing.
 

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