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CaFF

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i have a pretty funny goat story. but it's kinda fuck long. soooooo.........

Reminds me of this epic halloween costume from AU....not the lovely wounded bum..just the story. :D

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lmao.. latin.. nice.. what a good filler.. :D


Nice irony there, eh? Glad someone recognized the classic webmaster's filler text. ;-)

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MoFo

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For the record...for those of you that can't read my name properly. I grabbed a definition from the urban dictionary. :D

MoFo (Mo-Fo)
A shortened version of the word Motherfucker. This meaning is meant to be non abusive, almost as a sign of respect or greeting for fellow friends..It must be stated though that the use of the full word is a sing of abuse
Hey Mofo = Acceptable.
Hey Motherfucker = Abuse

*Note, you can call me motherfucker if you wish.

Now that we have that cleared up.. lmao!


Do I need to be under the influence of entheogenic substances to post in here? I mean I could if need be...
 

CaFF

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Is a beautiful day out..actually nice and cool today...woot!
Was sort of chilly last night, kitteh snuggled. =)

I gotta wake the fuck up and walk to the Petco to get Tiki-Fudz...only one tin of wet cat food left. Arrgh.
 

m3rma1d

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We are self employed contractors too and they try and stick it too us too. We tell em to fuck right off. Then put a lien on there property. Get paid one way or another.

I've no idea what that means.
At my job if I don't like how it's going, my only other option is to not work for them anymore. :p
 

Thunderball

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We all knew that MoFo stood for Mutha Fucker. Or Mother Fucka , aka MF....

I don't know about the respect part as I too am a fucker of mothers , which I prefer over inexperienced woman which are not mothers yet.

Mothers In general tend to be better fuckers than non mothers simply due to their experience in fucking.

So to me , most men and many women are and always will be motherfuckers and will continue to enjoy this pastime as long as I can imagine .

So to me , a mother fucker is as common as a licensed driver or movie goer .

Glad you found this thread you Mother Fucker. :)


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kelli

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Mothers In general tend to be better fuckers than non mothers simply due to their experience in fucking.

So to me , most men and many women are and always will be motherfuckers and will continue to enjoy this pastime as long as I can imagine .

So to me , a mother fucker is as common as a licensed driver or movie goer .

Glad you found this thread you Mother Fucker. :)


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count me in the minority then. :)
 

CaFF

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AItey, after coffees and vapes, I lumbered over to Petco and got the kitty nomz.
I'm $30 lighter, but she has good food for the month now and I'm pretty sure she likes it...




Chicken, Chicken Liver, Duck & Salmon...it goes bye-bye in a hurry.
(I don't normally feed her there except treats, but wanted a trial snack to see how she liked this new flavor of food)



Not a speck was left. :D
 
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Thunderball

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AItey, after coffees and vapes, I lumbered over to Petco and got the kitty nomz.
I'm $30 lighter, but she has good food for the month now and I'm pretty sure she likes it...




Chicken, Chicken Liver, Duck & Salmon...it goes bye-bye in a hurry.
(I don't normally feed here there except treats, but wanted a trial snack to see how she liked this food)



Not a speck was left. :D

Caff , you always seem be thinking food, race cars and Pussy . :)


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