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MoFo

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Some of us weren't lucky enough to have been bacon breastfed...

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CaFF

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A succinct test for the question "Are you eating too much Bacon?"....

If you cannot see your genitals without the use of a mirror, you're eating too much bacon. =)

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Eat the Pig, do not resemble one.
 

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well it proven the greatist thing humanity will ever make has arrived and i can now die happy :)
 

Big Jake

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After observing this post, again, I ate some buttered grits with bacon. All happy thoughts and thanks for the mostly "good" images in-which to fall asleep to.
 

tick22

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got to love bacon tits.. smell them , lick them, eat them and then look again
 

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Only thing better then bacon tits is bacon and chocolate tits
 

EthelMaltol

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This is hilarious!
 

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I never knew there was a bacon tits type of thing going on. sheesh, at my age, I can't even eat bacon any more. Well, I can if I want a heart attack. sheesh, just give me the tits and I can die happy....
lol tick
 

Alan Woltemath

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love me some bacon pasties
 

Alan Woltemath

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i know what I'm having for breakfast this morning
 

tick22

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aw yes, my morning dose of Bacon tits. The only way to start the day...
 

RaevynB

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talk of all the bacon....I saw bacon ejuice....could vape that while looking at bacon tits? now I could do that! it would be like you were there!
 

Ace

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OK too many...can't like more...brain hurting. .. what.. must....AAAHHHhhhhh
 

CaFF

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OK too many...can't like more...brain hurting. .. what.. must....AAAHHHhhhhh

Here, this'll cleanse yer brain..plus they go nicely with BACON....

/OT

I just got back from errands/dollar store shopping, found nice quality Orange Habaneros for $5.99/lb.
So, I bought 2 lbs of 'em. Muahahaahaaaa....

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I own a nice dehydrator. Can you say that Orange Hab Powder shall occur shortly? Yes, you can.
 

CaFF

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@CaFF will have a burning ring of fire.

Nope. I've been eating hotter chiles than that since 2007.
It's the non-natural extract based sauces that hurt you, because the body can't digest them properly so it goes right through.

Hell, I put pure Bhut Jolokia powder on my eggs. ;)


Back on topic...here is some perfectly cooked BACON that I made....

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tick22

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where's my bacon tits for tonight?????
 

Ace

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I will so refrain from posting the pic I almost posted... maybe. ..no...yes will refrain.
 

Alan Woltemath

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nothing like some bacon tits at 1:30 am to put me to sleep
 

CaFF

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TIL: The Catholic Church recognizes Bacon....

Not a joke, there is an actual prayer for Bacon..!!!

Blessing of Bacon or Lard

Bless, O Lord, this lard (or bacon), that it may be an effective remedy for the human race, and grant that through the invocation of Thy holy name all those who eat of it may obtain health of body and protection of their souls. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

http://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?p=371

Amen....NOM NOM NOM....

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