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Giraut

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Member For 4 Years
I went to my favorite chemist this morning, to get a small pot of concentrated stevia powder. But bad luck, they were all out of the stuff. They told me to go to another store that might have it - a typical, all-natural, healthy, organic food grocer.

So I went there and asked for concentrated stevia powder. The owner looked at me funny and told me sternly: "No! No way! We don't carry stevia. It's made throught a CHEMICAL process!"

At this point, I spotted a bunch of cigalikes hanging over the till. So I asked him: "What are those then? Aren't they made using chemistry? Where are the all-natural cigars in your store?"

"But those are much better for your health than cigars!" he replied.

So I told him he's messed up in the head and left. What a bunch of loonies...
 

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