Celebrity Deathwatch

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  1. f1r3b1rd

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    2016 has been the year of celebrity death....
    Who is next?

    Top 3 next ones for me are

    Modanna- would it really be a shocker?
    Robert Plant- his turn to walk the stairway?
    Steven Segal- just so that he can stop making crap movies.
     
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    Someone started a GoFundMe page to protect Betty White. True story.

    Typos brought to you by: crapatalk!
     
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    She's 94 years old, I hope she makes it to 104
     
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    Because I have a mean streak, here are my top contenders:

    Queen Elizabeth : Royal rot set in long ago
    Kirk Douglas : just turned 100
    Jose Feliciano : need one where folks say "He was still alive?"
     
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    Charlie "fucking hookers and smoking *****" sheen.
    Nacy piglosi
    Chuck schumer, amy schumer.
    Diane fineswine.
    George "raping my childhood" Lucas.
    Micheal Bloomberg.
    George Soros.
    Hitlery motherfucking Clinton.

    Forgot Harry "NAMBLA" Reid.
    and that greasy bloated water buffalo Cenk Ulygar.
     
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    I thought the title said celebrity death match at first glance and got excited. Then I read the title and thought sure Ill play.
    Fran drescher. It's just the voice, I can't stand it.
     
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    One's we wish would go?

    That's another story, hahaha

    Regis Philbin
    Billy Bob Thornton
    Nicholas Cage

    Can't stand any of those three for various and capricious reasons
     
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    Just watched bad santa 2.. Without John Riter and Berny Mac it was just a capitalization masterbation movie.
     
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    I forgot about Charlie sheen

    I'm pretty sure the left wing politicians are already dead and are just robots controlled by Chinese clone makers

    So I'll add Dustin Diamond and Bill Cosby
     
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    ROFL, totally with ya. She doesn't talk, she HONKS. :giggle:

    I'm sorta hoping Mr. Obummer might buy the farm before his term ends, maybe the nutjob can take office sooner. He may be a nutjob, but he's gotta be better.

    Andria
     
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    If this was a contest, YOU win.....:wave:
     
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    ALL I FUCKING WANT IS THE ORIGINAL THEATRICAL RELEASE OF THE ONLY 3 STAR WARS MOVIES THAT EXIST TO ME ON FUCKING BLUE RAY(or standard dvd).....

    Wait what we're we talking about.
     
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    Because I do in fact have a vicious mean streak.

    Tiffani Thiessen
    John Leguizamo
    Doris Day
    Dick Van Dyke
    Lou Diamond Phillips
    Rachael Ray
    Anthony Bourdain
    Chandler Riggs
     
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    OJ
    Arnold S
    Robert Blake
    Bill Clinton
    Robert Wagner
     
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    Kim Kardashian
    Kim Kardashian
    Kim Kardashian

    Hoping to increase the odds, focusing on one...
     
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    I can't believe I'm the first...

    Whoopie Goldberg.
     
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    The entire "The View" cast for that matter lol

    George Soros

    Any Kardashian - I'm not greedy

    Bieber

    Amy Schumer

    Floyd Mayweather

    Michael Bloomberg
     
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    Scuba


    Lol, rage will get it
     
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    Kirk Douglas cos enough is enough.
    Rod Stewart, doesn't know when to quit.
    Obama, really doesn't know when to quit.
     
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    Especially Wagner...Please.
     
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    Wow...damn now there's some hate.Holy fuck why?
    She's pretty pointless to waste it on.
     
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    I was going to include her but didn't want to seem too cruel.I mean I put the kid* in so adding Whoopi would've been over the top.

    *Chandler Riggs*

    [​IMG]
     
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    I get the "increasing the odds" thing, but geez, you gotta stamp 'em all out if you wanna stop the infestation! Leave just one and more will breed!!! AARGHHH!!!

    Andria
     
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    Kim Kardashian
    Slob Kardashian
    Black Chyna
     
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    Paris Hilton...

    (...and her little dog too!)
     
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    The rest of the cast from Star Wars. Fuck those stupid movies !
     
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    Oh no you didn't.
    Fuck fuck fuck.
    BRB getting my shovel
     
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    Kieth Richards is long past his expiration date as it is.

    Adding Michael Moor to the list as well. Hopefully this can be made retroactive and prior to his first movie.

    Kim Jong Un, Pretty Please With Sugar On Top

    Will Ferrell. I don't know why but that guy just annoys the crap out of me!
     
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    1. Amy Schumer
    2. Chuck Schumer
    3. Whoopie Goldberg
    4. Jill Stein
    5. Charlie Sheen
    6. Kirk Douglas
    7. Madonna
    8. Rosanne Barr
    9. Rosie
    10. Bill Cosby
    11. William Defoe
    12. Spielberg
    13. Barbara Streisand
    14. Kevin Spacey
    15. The Kardashians
    16. Sara Silverman
    17. Michael More
    18. Sean Penn
    19. Hanoi Jane Fonda
    20. Alec Baldwin
    21. Janeane Garafalo
    22. Lena Dunham
    23. Adam Sandler
    24. Cher
    25. The hosts of "the view"
     
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    Can't agree about Keith; he's old as dirt, one of the geezers of rock, but he can still crank out the jams, one of the best blues guitarists EVER. For the rest, totally agree; Will Farrell is just plain ANNOYING AS HELL. Not one damn thing funny about him. Steve Carell too, just an idiot, and if I'd never seen The Truman Show or Liar Liar, I'd feel that way about Jim Carrey, too... but when he's got decent material, he's brilliant.

    Andria
     
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    You hit a lot of high points, but you left off a couple: Courtney Love, and Howard Stern. Two of the most annoying humans who ever drew breath.

    Andria
     
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    Another that no one has yet mentioned, that I've seen: Nicole Richey. If I read one more word about her anorexia or ****** addiction, I'm going postal. Totally sick of these entitled little prima donnas and their imaginary angst. Oh, and Lindsey Lohan... how has she not died in a DUI car accident already???

    Andria
     
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    Why Kevin Spacey?
     
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    Don't forget this jackass, Robert Califf...in charge of the FDA.
     
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    Actually in my humble opinion Jim Carrey's best movies are the 2 dramas he did (The Number 23 & The Majestic).
     
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    Not a celebrity
     
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    He's a jackass, so he would fit right in with the rest of them.
     
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    Just have never liked his acting style.
     
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    Roger Goodell...
    I would love it if he could go, and then we can have real football again.

    And the jackass that invented autotune.
     
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    Yep, Goodell needs to go.
     
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    Have you seen (Glengarry Glen Ross)?
     
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    He needs to drink purple koolaide and put his shoes on the dge of the bed while he waits for the aliens from cyanide to take him back to his home planet.
     
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    Wait I thought he did that already.
     
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    I can't believe noone said Miley Goddamn Cyrus ....

    I always said they can put both her and Bieber on one of the nuclear testing sites and blow both those bitches up... But I'm adding Courtney Love there because I'm still firmly convinced she killed Kurt Cobain.:kickbutt::bomb::bomb::bomb:
     
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    Yes, 23 was also very good! But I particularly enjoyed The Truman Show, and Liar Liar was HYSTERICALLY funny. :)

    Andria
     
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    I'm convinced that Miley and Bieber are actually the same person. So yes, it needs to die. I really think Cobain killed himself... probably because of having to put up with her crazy ass.

    Andria
     
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    Maybe I missed it, but I can't believe no one has mentioned Lindsay Lohan.
     
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