ENDED - Central Vapors Word Story Giveaway TWO WINNERS Est End Date 5/24/2017

[SD.]

...as a limo pulled up, the door opened and...

 

[DaleH1985]

government agents in black suits stepped out

 

[SD.]

& said, we are revenuer's

 

[DaleH1985]

here to collect all vape products unless you pay up some taxes

 

[happy valley]

same as it ever was

 

[Rickajho]

until Dallas & Debbie showed up with some really big guns

 

[SD.]

& donuts because Dallas & Debbie do donuts & like to share

 

[Mojoe1976]

With all who come

 

[happy valley]

through the Cherokee Nation on their way to

 

[Bigbob2322]

wide open spaces.

 

[Rickajho]

where a bingo parlor...

 

[philbh]

full of old ladies

 

[Mojoe1976]

Tripping on peyote

 

[Rickajho]

Stealing the bingo prize money was easy, no guns required

 

[Mojoe1976]

Only a well placed strobe light and some Pink Floyd music.

 

[Bigbob2322]

and lots of clouds to make there escape.

 

[DaleH1985]

They hijacked the senior center bus and drove off with take the money and run blasting on the radio

 

[SD.]

Then, back at the ranch...

 

[Khassy]

where they found horses...

 

[SD.]

to ride, like cowboys, into the dawn of Montana

 

[Bigbob2322]

stopping at little big horn

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

To figure out what was causing such a big crowd with all the ......

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.

 

[Mojoe1976]

Former smokers at the little big horn vaper convention.

 

[Bigbob2322]

It was such a sight to see the yellow

 

[DaleH1985]

Banners proclaiming how evil smoking really is

 

[happy valley]

The peace had been restored

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

So they thought, until....

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.

 

[happy valley]

they pulled their head out of the sand

 

[Bigbob2322]

looked up and saw

 

[zaptear]

A glorious sight


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[DaleH1985]

The vaping industry was winning the war against the fda

 

[Bigbob2322]

People were dancing and

 

[SD.]

vaping gloriously, while chanting...

 

[happy valley]

at the top of their lungs

 

[Bigbob2322]

more beer lots more beer

 

[DaleH1985]

while throwing back shots of fireball whiskey

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

Oh no, when they got hit, the fireball burned their eyes so they....

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.

 

[DaleH1985]

all ran straight for the local swimming pool

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

Stuck their heads in and forgot about having their contacts in so....

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.

 

[DaleH1985]

the burning got worse

 

[Bigbob2322]

after pulling there heads out of

 

[DaleH1985]

the water, they saw the big tobacco execs headed their way

 

[Bigbob2322]

That pissed them off

 

[DaleH1985]

so they wiped their burning eyes, grabbed their mods, and met them head on

 

[Bigbob2322]

blowing clouds they said

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

Were bigger than any

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.

 

[happy valley]

clouds on the horizon

 

[Bigbob2322]

After seeing the

 

[happy valley]

monsoon season in Arizona

 

[Lois Bounds Langdon]

I just began to think...

This lady loves to vape. Non-smoker since Mothers Day 2014. Best decision for better health and longer life.