Discussion in 'Challenges' started by wildgypsy70, Mar 1, 2019.
Takes more than a stretch to make me come
Final recipe submitted!
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Today’s the day, folks! Pm me your recipe so I can get a mixin! Anytime today is fine. I won’t start mixing until tomorrow.
Go Big or Go Home's final recipe submitted!
Good luck teams looking forward to seeing the outcome and recipes created by you all
Might want to mix Go Big or Go Home last, do want the rest to disappoint you after all that ambrosia in our bottle
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Recipe submitted from the Mixing Misfits!
As I mentioned earlier, the best always arrive last
Ok the mixing is done, let the smack talk begin!
Team pig: Baked pig flop
Team go big: Baked elephant flop
Team misfits: Baked red nose reindeer flop
Team saviors: Baked angle flop i.e. air
Just kidding everyone! I'm looking forward to some excellent vaping when I get them. Convince me why I should choose yours... Yes, I'm one of the judges.
I'll be using 4 identical mods, RDAs, coils, and batteries for my tasting. The mods are mechanical squonks, the RDAs are Haldaly which are excellent flavor atties, the coils are 0.35 Ohm fused Claptons 2x26/38 Ni80 using quality KP wire. Each mod will be numbered to match the numbers on the bottles I get from @wildgypsy70.
Looking forward to seeing the recipes for the secret sauce
Well i too am a judge. I can't wait to get the juice and c what team will be victorious. Best of luck to all.
What kind of gear will you be using?
Ya know, we could just skip all this pompous posturing and go ahead and announce us as the winners. It would save you losers a lot of wasted oxygen and delayed heartache. Just a suggestion.
Well i dont have four of anything. I will be making multiple identical sets of 3x26 36 n80. Generaly .16 ohm. Regulated mod On an rda. Havent decided witch one yet.
Meh, not convincing enough. Baked elephant flop it is...
Our name says it all. We went big, so the rest can just go ahead and go home. Nuff said
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After you got your prescriptions.
How are the juices comin along @wildgypsy70 ?
ours was so good she is having trouble mixing it and not chain vaping it before she can get it packaged for shipping to the judges.
Looking 4ward to seeing how the juice stacks up in comparison to the smack talk...lol
They’re coming along just fine. All is well.
Hopefully the other mixing teams dont kill the judges with their poo water recipes. I have it on good authority these recipes that they submitted are a mix of warm summer dumpster, wet leather and used baby diaper. Flavor Saviors will obviously be victorious in this challenge. Good luck losers and god speed judges.
Hey I'll have you know we only used the finest used tampons, freshest urine, and eel excrement, to mix up what we sent you.
Fortunately I dont have to vape that swill yall created. The Flavor Saviors put together something so awesome its going to kill the other recipes in transit just by being in the same package.
Kill with the smell of rotten eggs and dirty socks mayhaps it was really brave of you guys to use liquid ass as a flavor, I know that stuff cleared out my high school for two weeks when someone set it off
Our winning recipe is made with 100% sunshine, rainbows and decadence. We travelled the world looking for exotic ingredients, all five corners of the earth to be specific. Without giving away any details:
WildGypsy had to swim to the deepest depths of the ocean to find the essence of a creature never before seen by humans, perhaps the most beautiful mermaid on the planet? Wllmc had to scale the tallest summit in the known galaxy to kill a creature so rare it cannot be described in words that we understand just for one drop of its blood, Letitia9 had to learn to fly in order to learn the ways of dragons so she could create a magical potion for this recipe and I somehow drew the short straw and had to milk a male unicorn for his goodness.
Your tampon custard just cant compete. We will win first, second and third place its so good.
The truth about where and how the flavor failures made their juice
Look at those rainbows...
Gypsy sent a pic of your recipe after being mixed up
Its not looking good for team last place or whatever it is that you are calling yourselves now.
@wllmc can't even climb to the top of his own beard...
Do what one has to for the win. We had a seance and summoned the spirit of Freddy Mercury and he guided us, helped us find the path to glory and showed us magic and all kinds of amazing possibilities.
We were energized and full of life, wllmc climbed that mountain in a flannel shirt and cutoff jeans shorts, his beard was on fire but never burned. He was a man of purpose on a righteous path.
So Letitia had to fly the skies with her beard lookin like Falkor from Neverending Story.
Wildgypsy was blindfolded, gagged, and humped in a threesome with Shamoo and Free Willy.
Wllmc climbed Mt Everest to obtain the period blood of the Abominable Snowman.
All while you were handshakin a unicorn for its mayonaise to put on your sandwich.
This contest is gettin more and more interesting.
So I have a suggestion... phrase taken from a previous challenge
Last place teams recipe has to be called, "It's Shit"
Second to last, " At least its not shit "
Runner up, " Better than those other two losers shit "
Winner.. " Not Shit"
There are some inaccuracies in this assessment of what really happened. Let me clear that up for you.
It all started on a cold winter night, somewhere in the midwest or possibly South Carolina. Specifics on location were a little blurry.
Four winners (The Flavor Saviors) were out on the town when some little guy came up and offered them some "candy". We were all having a good time, vaping and it turns out the candy we were given was angel dust. We ended up in a disco with that dude named Omaga Wright who kept trying to roofie everyone and we finally got wise to it and bailed on him, but not before having taken some of his roofies. He was bitter about being kicked off the winning team and went home to his moms basement to weep silently while the rest of the gang was on an intergalactic multi day adventure, Freddy Mercury somehow came into the picture and you can tie the rest of the story in here.
I was going to leave the sad part out of the story (the part about you trying to drug us and take our kidneys) and keep the vibe positive, but since you brought it up I will go ahead and show how our stories interweave.
After a long bought of depression and your mom finally making you leave the confines of the filthy dungeon you called home, you wandered up on a group of people called "4th place" who were also dejected and bitter losers and y'all banded together vowing revenge on all the winners known as The Flavor Saviors. It didnt take long for the bunch of you to realize that all of you combined, couldn't cobble up a single flavor recipe worth vaping. So you collectively agreed to try false bravado. Which unfortunately is not going to help you get a spot in the winners circle.
So that's where my dragon was...bad wllmc.
Ok, as much as I'd like to smack talk, that was just hilarious. I was laughing hard enough to make my ribs hurt on that one LOL.
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Holy shit this is some of the funnies stuff I've read in along time. I don't know what the hell @jwill has been vaping, but I by God want some! Keep up the smack talk.
Take note of two things here with his story.
1. He never denies anything of what I said about his team in my last post. So there is some truth to it.
2. He and the Flavor Failures go on a magical journey guided by Freddy Uranus to the path of the gloryhole.
Clearly still trippin on that angel dust eh jwill?
You never got our kidneys and we will be victorious. Whatever allegedly may or may not have happened on the voyage is forever lost in plausible deniability.
We will ride the magic Freddy rainbow all the way to victory, change the lives of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) with the sweet nectar of our delightful concoction and become legends of the mixing challenge and soon the galaxy, much like the man himself and rightfully so.
Game, set, and match goes to @jwill. It just does, don't argue dammit.
Its not arguing, its creative debate. Not that I could argue with someone trippin on dust and ridin the chocolate rocky road. Well its back to my organ harvesting!
And now we have that on record. Please make note someone of the organ harvesting admittance. Im calling CHIPS to get an APB out since I know of at least 20 people short an organ and have been in the vicinity of this man. We need to start checking garbage dumps and grease traps as that is where most of his juice recipes come from.
All this verbal diarrhea makes me think you guys are very insecure about your recipes. A good juice will speak for itself.
Too late for taking the high road. We have seen your recipe.
Lookie, lookie, peeps.......the mixing has finished.......