Crazy Funny Life

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  1. Belladona

    Belladona Previously xAmber Silver Contributor ECF Refugee

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    Everyone has crazy moments in life. We also have funny moments as well.

    Do you have any recent crazy stories or funny ones? Something your kids/fur babies did? Or even something you did?

    Let’s hear it!
     
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    Belladona Previously xAmber Silver Contributor ECF Refugee

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    So this morning I got up for 2 seconds to fill my tank and when I turned around my little man was drinking my ice coffee!

    He’s going to be a hellstorm today!

    :coffee2:
     
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    Last thing that happened to me was I fell UP the stairs~!
     
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    Belladona Previously xAmber Silver Contributor ECF Refugee

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    Lmao! I’ve done that so many times! I’m very clumsy
     
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    I once woke up on a park bench in a city 8 hours from my home and my car was still at home.....3 days later.

    My only friend I truly trusted used my spare keys and debit card for gas to drive MY car to come and get me.

    That was one CRAZY party LOL

    I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
     
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    So we have hardwood floors in our house and the other day our 14 year old went to kick a ball and his feet slid out under him and he landed hard on his back. Then my 4 years says, "That's why I dont wear socks." Omg hearing a 4 year old say that had me rolling.
     
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    Lmaooo!!!
     
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    Belladona Previously xAmber Silver Contributor ECF Refugee

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    Worst party experience I had was when my friends threw me a going away to the army party and I woke up in the middle of the grass there next morning with puke right next to me
     
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    Bad outcome, but fun times haha. I have some crazy unbelievable stories sometimes.....and they're all true LOL. I'll post some more later. I enjoy telling stories of the stupidity of my youth LOL. The look on people's faces I get sometimes is hilarious :)

    I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
     
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    Must have been one hell of a night.
     
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    It was! I can’t count how much alcohol we had! I remember it was my first time trying gin and I hated it cuz I felt like I was drinking Christmas trees. But I drank it cuz I wanted to party hard. I was also so drunk and had to pee that my friend Kristina has to carry me to the bathroom, take my pants down for me, and place me on the toilet. That was embarrassing
     
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    Reminds me of the time I woke up in my best friend's bathroom floor and looked straight up into the face of her disapproving mother. She just made a noise and shut the door.

    By then the world had stopped tilting and spinning around, so I got up and went to bed.
     
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    Any friend who will do that for you is a damn good friend. That's even more dedicated than holding your hair while you puke. :)

    Gin flavoring is great in e-liquid. Has to have time to settle, though.
     
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    Oh no!! I never experienced that! Lol thank God!
     
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    Better her mother than MY mother! lol

    That particular best friend and I got into a lot of...um...things...while we were teenagers. We had fun.
     
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    Lol true!
     
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    Was at a creek with some friends. Just finished token on some green herbs. There was a rope hanging from a tree, it was there for when water was actually in the creek. I was dared to swing on it, lol, of course I took the dare. Started out good than my hands and feet started to slip. I don't know how, but I truly thought it was an angel watching over me. I was gently laid down on the bottom of the creek bed. Rocks everywhere, but didn't get hurt [​IMG]
     
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    Wow you got lucky! We had a big creek where I grew up and it had s rope tied to a tree. I was never daring enough to try it. And I was scared of fish touching me lol I was a pansy as a kid
     
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    Um, maybe not a pansy, perhaps a little common sense for listening to your gut feeling and not swinging on the rope, plus not wanting fish touching you, lol.
     
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    I wonder what kind of stories we would hear if someone were to ask about playing the Truth and Dare game.
    I don't know if I would tell some of my stories, lol.
     
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    Lol yeah! I swim in creeks, ponds, lakes and oceans now but I’m still scared of fishies touching me
     
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    Lol, I'm the same way. I don't want fish touching me either, lol, and I'm a Pisces, go figure.
     
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    I’m a Scorpio and so are both my sons!
    Me: 11/11/90, Oldest 11/13/11, youngest 11/10/17
     
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    So my husband reminded me of a funny memory.

    During our wedding ceremony we had the usual wedding vows, but after we wrote up our own vows to read.

    Here’s a vow I put in mine:

    “I vow to make you hungry man dinners whenever you want.”

    I am the perfect wife :giggle:
     
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    I had a very good friend like you when I was in my 20's. I'd get a call early on a Sunday morning that would go like this:

    Hey Bob, guess where I am? You're in jail. Yeah, how'd you know? Because I was with you when you got arrested, you stupid fuck! Well, can you come bail me out. Yeah, ok, be there in a while."

    I miss that guy.
     
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    LMFAOROTF
     
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    That was many moons ago, but I regret nothing LOL. Makes for some GREAT stories haha. I do NOT miss those days though, I lost so many pairs of pants waking up in weird places. They were just gone. Crazy times LOL

    I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
     
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    THAT reminds me of a stand-up routine I heard once. Comedian is talking about how the single people are "entertainment" for all the old stodgy married people in an office.

    Phone call goes like this, when Dude calls in:

    Boss, I can't come to work.

    Why?

    Because I don't know where I am.

    How the hell do you not know where you are?

    Well I just woke up here.

    Well go ask somebody where you are, fool.

    I would, if I could find my clothes.

    ETA: Oh Jeez, I missed MidKnight's post! HAHAHA!!!
     
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    That happened to me once LOL. Funny part is I had to call my wife to call in. We were working together

    I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
     
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    I thought it was always the women who wanted to git nekkid when they got drunk.

    Apparently you guys wanna do that, too. lol
     
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    Literally. :giggle:
     
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    If I ever meet you I'm bringing a fish.
     
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    I have no funny stories to tell. I was a good boy. Honest. There was a few times that I was out drinking and woke up at home with no memory of getting there, but we won't go into that. Or the time I woke up and look over to see a woman whom I don't know and we is both nekkid.
     
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    Reminds me of the country song that goes "tequila makes her clothes fall off".

     
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    WHOA! That's a serious blackout there.

    I was never lucky enough to not remember. Sometimes I wished I didn't remember though.

    Older folks who partied a bit are lucky to be alive. DWI wasn't that big a thing back then, and nobody thought much about getting behind the wheel even if they were shitfaced. I have driven a car when I could not stand up and walk.

    Don't do that. No joke. Just don't.
     
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    Yeah it is. It's happened twice. I learned to control the amount I drank after that.
     
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    Better be a goldfish
     
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    OK goldfish it is, but not the cracker kind. Dang good thing you didn't join the Navy.
     
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    LMAO!!! Never thought of that!
     
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    Not necessarily crazy, but I sure loved it... Woke up really late yesterday, looked at the clock, said to myself, "OK. time to take the pup out to do her bidness, fix my lunch, shower, get out the door for work.". I walked through the kitchen to the door to take her out, noticed she wasn't following me, so I looked back. She had stopped near the fridge, I asked her, "aren't you coming?". She kept looking up, wouldn't budge. I was still half asleep, trying to figure out what she was doing, then it hit me. Pup is used to me stopping to fix my coffee, since it'll be ready by the time we come back in.

    I looked at pup, smiled, said to her, "Wow, your're so smart!" Went to fix my coffee, walked to the back door, and, this time, she was following me. She got her fave treat when we came back in. We aren't the only creatures of habit.

    Good girl! :dog:
     
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    Awww such a sweet story!
     
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    My dog just wants his belly rubbed.
     
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    Yet, still, he pleases you. His job is done :)
     
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