ENDED Central Vapors Groundhog day event.Est end date 2/20/2017

[jj2]

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Two winners and each will receive a $15.00 Store Credit
First winner in or about 10 days and the second in or about 10 days later.




The groundhog adventures.
Each reply is limited to three/four words per post. Keep in mind double post will not count when I get around to picking the lucky person.

I will start with

The groundhog peeked out

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Est end date 2/20/2017​

 

[happy valley]

and saw his

 

[Mojoe1976]

Friend the rabbit

 

[mac63]

and together they

 

[Mojoe1976]

Had a vape while

 

[DaleH1985]

awaiting the sunrise

 

[mac63]

so they could see

 

[kittyjvr]

The nice scene

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[DaleH1985]

and all the crazy people relying on a groundhog to determine the weather

 

[Mojoe1976]

But it's a job

 

[DaleH1985]

and somebody has to do it

 

[rbeckys8]

I'm glad it's not me.

 

[happy valley]

The groundhog's name was

 

[DaleH1985]

Gary, but everyone kept calling him Phil

 

[mac63]

but Phil was his

 

[Khassy]

pecker's name.

 

[DaleH1985]

Now before everyone gets dirty thoughts, we are talking about his pet wood pecker

 

[Mojoe1976]

Who reminded him

 

[Klm]

It's ok to be shy

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[rbeckys8]

but come out anyway

 

[DaleH1985]

For the world needs to see his face and rejoice because spring is near

 

[aquaholic2491]

unless he saw

 

[happy valley]

his wife's shadow

 

[Mojoe1976]

Which was HUGE

 

[DaleH1985]

because she loved twinkies

 

[mac63]

that are deep-fried and

 

[DaleH1985]

sugar coated goodness

 

[Ivisible]

That's sure to cause...

 

[Khassy]

Night terrors

 

[John Starz]

When you sleep

 

[Countrypami]

it may also cause...

 

[DaleH1985]

the onset of diabetes

 

[Mojoe1976]

And insulin dependence

 

[DaleH1985]

which leads to

 

[Khassy]

needle stab holes

 

[DaleH1985]

and people thinking

 

[mac63]

that you're doing

 

[pizzadave80]

Heroine

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[kittyjvr]

Meanwhile its diabetics

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[DaleH1985]

That understand the

 

[Ms. Trixy]

why Gary comes out

 

[DaleH1985]

and it's not just

 

[happy valley]

when one anthropomorphizes animals

 

[Khassy]

who chew faces off

 

[DaleH1985]

that the pain becomes

 

[John Starz]

Unbearable to the point

 

[DaleH1985]

that insanity ensues

 

[mac63]

and the fun begins

 

[Diabolique]

so watch out because

 

[mac63]

you never know what