ENDED Central Vapors Word Story Giveaway TWO WINNERS Est End Date 7/30/2017

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  1. sugarskulz

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    As much as he enjoyed the Floyd he decided to bail...
     
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    and get back to reality, must've been that acid, he said.
     
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    But the trip seemed to last forever.
     
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    Joe rushed home, cracked a beer and binge watched Netflix
     
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    That seemed to help him get his head straight.
     
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    jj2 Silver Contributor Member For 2 Years Vape Advocacy

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    Where has the month gone!!!
    Congrats @VapingGuitarist
    Info coming your way.

    Keep going and I'll be back around the end of the month.
     
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    After all the previous excitement, Joe didn't know what to do next.....
     
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    He thought that a few quiet days at home would be nice.
     
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    He filled his vape up with Papa Smurf ejuice and contemplated......
     
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    ... nice cold Coke and a vape with his Tygeress is just what he needed.

    Congratulations @VapingGuitarist !!!
     
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    Joe realized he also needed a new pair of sneakers.:gaah:
     
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    So now he had to come up with the money for those.
     
  13. sugarskulz

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    No more pyramid schemes for me he thought. What a ripoff!
     
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    It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
     
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    The cool air felt glorious along with the extra hour of sleep.;)
     
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    It was a great day to earn some money the good old fashioned way.
     
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    He looked around and wondered where his main squeeze had gone, hmmm.:confused:
     
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    Awesome! Thank you! :stars2:


    Shawn
     
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    It was then he realized that he was in a top secret government induced dream coma and that his main squeeze was never real! So he
     
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    remembered when his father first took him to discover ice.
     
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    He got on farmers. com and looked for a date while eating a snowcone.
     
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    And ordered a Russian mail order bride. AND a farmer's almanac, after all he needed a new one.
     
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    Unfortunately, due to the language barrier, the Russian mail order company sent a Groom instead. So he contacted PayPay for a refund. But they wouldn't refund him because.....
     
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    The money had already been used towards another Jenner sex reassignment surgery.
     
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    Dazed and confused he wandered off into the desert
     
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    And finds a lonely camel with a saddle already belted to it. Excited, he mounts up.....
     
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    The camel seemed to know where it was going, so he let it lead.
     
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    Little did he know, It was a magic camel and as they walked his manhood grew and grew and grew.
     
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    Oh no, he thought. I was always told too much is a waste. :gaah:
     
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    Afraid of his new stature as a tripod he frantically led the camel on a search for a genie.
     
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    But he got mixed up & found someone named Jenny instead, whom she made his wishes come true!
     
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    She limped away to make him a sammich, his third wish.
     
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    It was sandwich of epic, nay legendary proportions including three types of endangered species.
     
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    Jenny thought, wow he has huge appetites.
     
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    Alas one of the endangered species laid an egg in his intestines which began to gestate.
     
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    Now Joe had 2 things growing, one unbeknownst to him. He burped.
     
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    And felt a sharp pain in his chest, his passenger apparently doesn't like gas.
     
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    He looked at Jenny suspiciously wondering what was in that sandwich.
     
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    She smiled sweetly yet suggestively and nodded towards his chest.
     
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    "My eyes are up here," he said.
     
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    My ears are over here.
     
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    She looked away embarrassed but excited.
     
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    Things were about to get interesting.
     
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    The heart is a lonely hunter
     
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    Filled with rage at the unacceptable ratio in all the nightclubs. Hellooooo, sausage fest.
     
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    Joe was drunk. Never was a camel or Jenny. He had been riding the bar .stool all night.
     
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    And apparently he'd been riding an incredible acid trip as well, somebody dosed him!
     
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    He had to figure out who so he could thank them
     
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    And ask where to buy a pink elephant like everyone seemed to be riding suddenly Joe missed his imaginary magic camel.
     
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    So he started asking around randomly.
     
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