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As much as he enjoyed the Floyd he decided to bail...
and get back to reality, must've been that acid, he said.
But the trip seemed to last forever.
Joe rushed home, cracked a beer and binge watched Netflix
That seemed to help him get his head straight.
Where has the month gone!!!
Info coming your way.
Keep going and I'll be back around the end of the month.
After all the previous excitement, Joe didn't know what to do next.....
He thought that a few quiet days at home would be nice.
He filled his vape up with Papa Smurf ejuice and contemplated......
... nice cold Coke and a vape with his Tygeress is just what he needed.
Congratulations @VapingGuitarist !!!
Joe realized he also needed a new pair of sneakers.
So now he had to come up with the money for those.
No more pyramid schemes for me he thought. What a ripoff!
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
The cool air felt glorious along with the extra hour of sleep.
It was a great day to earn some money the good old fashioned way.
He looked around and wondered where his main squeeze had gone, hmmm.
Awesome! Thank you!
It was then he realized that he was in a top secret government induced dream coma and that his main squeeze was never real! So he
remembered when his father first took him to discover ice.
He got on farmers. com and looked for a date while eating a snowcone.
And ordered a Russian mail order bride. AND a farmer's almanac, after all he needed a new one.
Unfortunately, due to the language barrier, the Russian mail order company sent a Groom instead. So he contacted PayPay for a refund. But they wouldn't refund him because.....
The money had already been used towards another Jenner sex reassignment surgery.
Dazed and confused he wandered off into the desert
And finds a lonely camel with a saddle already belted to it. Excited, he mounts up.....
The camel seemed to know where it was going, so he let it lead.
Little did he know, It was a magic camel and as they walked his manhood grew and grew and grew.
Oh no, he thought. I was always told too much is a waste.
Afraid of his new stature as a tripod he frantically led the camel on a search for a genie.
But he got mixed up & found someone named Jenny instead, whom she made his wishes come true!
She limped away to make him a sammich, his third wish.
It was sandwich of epic, nay legendary proportions including three types of endangered species.
Jenny thought, wow he has huge appetites.
Alas one of the endangered species laid an egg in his intestines which began to gestate.
Now Joe had 2 things growing, one unbeknownst to him. He burped.
And felt a sharp pain in his chest, his passenger apparently doesn't like gas.
He looked at Jenny suspiciously wondering what was in that sandwich.
She smiled sweetly yet suggestively and nodded towards his chest.
"My eyes are up here," he said.
My ears are over here.
She looked away embarrassed but excited.
Things were about to get interesting.
The heart is a lonely hunter
Filled with rage at the unacceptable ratio in all the nightclubs. Hellooooo, sausage fest.
Joe was drunk. Never was a camel or Jenny. He had been riding the bar .stool all night.
And apparently he'd been riding an incredible acid trip as well, somebody dosed him!
He had to figure out who so he could thank them
And ask where to buy a pink elephant like everyone seemed to be riding suddenly Joe missed his imaginary magic camel.
So he started asking around randomly.