ENDED-----DIY Flavor Shack HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[NotNew2VapingNow]

You have to drag me out every year and....

 

[Irked Particle]

Make me talk to Tony and the Tiger. What is this, a Frosted Flakes commercial?!

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

I'm here to tell you, NO MORE! From now on....

 

[Irked Particle]

I'M picking which flavors we vape on Christmas Eve!

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

the "spicy dog food surprise" juice was a little too "out there" last year....

 

[Anibird]

So this year we're going to vape

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

chocolate peppermint cheesecake

 

[Anibird]

With a brand new coil

 

[Irked Particle]

And some cotton I found on the side of the road.

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

which was discarded by a........



wait for it.........



Cotton Tail by the name of Peter

 

[Anibird]

Building it all together he

 

[Irked Particle]

Had made a formidable squonking RDSTBGA

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

but then, being a novice who knew nothing about battery safety........

 

[Anibird]

And didn't even see the rip

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

proceeded to blow his tiny face off.....

 

[Anibird]

Being magical he didn't die but

 

[Irked Particle]

Turned black like a cartoon character who just had a bomb explode in his face.

 

[Anibird]

So he picked up a pod

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

and decided that mechanical mods just weren't....

 

[Irked Particle]

Cylindrical enough for him, so

 

[eikceb.retrac]

He strapped one on his back and

 

[Irked Particle]

Flew up to the roof using the venting from a thermally-running-away battery

 

[BobsHere]

like a rocket man,

 

[Irked Particle]

And that's when I realized, this had been a fairly strange day.

 

[Anibird]

It wasn't Christmas yet and

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

already I'd had my fill of....

 

[Anibird]

Presents, bows and rushing around.

 

[BobsHere]

Weather outside is frightful,

 

[Anibird]

But the fire inside's delightful

 

[BobsHere]

In Miami plenty of blow

 

[Irked Particle]

I'm a crow, I'm a crow, I'm a crow.

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

and with that, the elf....

 

[Anibird]

Turned on his heel and

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

Jumped back into his closet, stating, .....

 

[Irked Particle]

"Forevermore, this day shall be remembered as Tony, The Tiger, & Mech Mod Roof Rocket Day."

 

[Irked Particle]

@jj2, would it be okay to start a new story if it feels like the first one has reached a natural conclusion?

 

[jj2]

@jj2, would it be okay to start a new story if it feels like the first one has reached a natural conclusion?

Yes ma'am!

Pick a topic and go for it and

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

THE LONELY VAPE MOD

once upon a time, there lived a tiny vape mod......

 

[Irked Particle]

This mod was sooooo tiny, no one thought it was worthwhile to vape on it at all.

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

it's entire existance was spent sitting......

 

[Irked Particle]

On the shelf, just waiting for someone to finally pick it up & give it a try...

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

over the years, larger, more powerful mods had come and gone.....

 

[Irked Particle]

But the tiny vape mod just knew deep down that she could make the right person a happy vaper.

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

One dark, drizzly day, a midget arrived at the vape store......

 

[Irked Particle]

And took a look around, being careful to search for anything special

 

[Bam Bam]

That he could swipe and pawn for

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

custom platform shoes.....

 

[Irked Particle]

With goldfish swimming in the heels.

 

[NotNew2VapingNow]

suddenly he spied the tiny vape mod sitting amongst all the dust on the shelf....

 

[Anibird]

And almost left it since he knew he couldn't pawn it