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[DaleH1985]

crown. Eminem said "Slim Shady don't wanna see that shit" as he bolted for the door

 

[happy valley]

to join the tea party already well under way

 

[Vinyasaflowgirl]

at Little Red Ridinghood's house where the 3 little pigs and

 

[DaleH1985]

the big bad wolf were throwing back shots like water

 

[happy valley]

and trying to figure out why he was so lonely

 

[DaleH1985]

never realizing how abrasive his personality could be

 

[happy valley]

After a good vape things were looking up

 

[mac63]

and someone said "doesn't that cloud look like a...

 

[Vinyasaflowgirl]

Charlie Brown's teacher?" Amazed, others began to stare in

 

[SignMan]

Each other's eyes like they were about to eat someone's face off like the guy that did bath salts

 

[mac63]

total befuzzlement which slowly changed to

 

[happy valley]

clarity and confidence in keeping one's own counsel

 

[Mojoe1976]

Then she began to say

 

[happy valley]

give peace a chance

 

[BPROSEK]

As she pulled out a gorgeous golden mod with its perfectly wicked rta filled with the most amazing eliquid. Come vape with me was all she said....

 

[kevinjp]

or I'll belt you so hard

 

[BPROSEK]

That your head will spin as if you just dl hit an aromamizer plus with 24mg nic!

 

[kevinjp]

at 300watts

 

[BPROSEK]

Causing the .05ohm Alien Claptons to glow so fiercely it was if the devils eyes were piercing out from the afc ring.

 

[Eggen]

The batteries started to hiss

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[mac63]

and the mod began to glow

 

[Eggen]

And just as flames started to errupt from the vents

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[mac63]

a genie appeared in the smoke

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And said, let there be Rock and then there was Rock and there was





(Btw, I'm not entering into this contest. I just like Mad Libs lol)

 

[mac63]

a ninety two decibel rocking band
The music was good and the music was loud

 

[happy valley]

and Gibraltar appeared in the distance

 

[philbh]

and the sound waves began to crumble the stone until

 

[Vinyasaflowgirl]

until the pieces fell into the sea uneventfully just as Gibralter

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But the band kept rockin and selling millions of

 

[happy valley]

mls of Wonderland eliquid

 

[BPROSEK]

Which everyone blissfully vaped on as world peace spread like a magical cloud of vape happiness.

 

[happy valley]

Not quite all was as it seemed though because

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Everyone at the police dpt. found out that all vape shops were out of all donut e-juices so they went on a violent rampage across the

 

[Mojoe1976]

Central time zone

 

[mac63]

the flurry of violence caused numerous twisters to spin up

 

[DaleH1985]

full of rage and destruction the likes of which had never been seen

 

[John Starz]

But the cops soon stumbled upon a case full of...

 

[happy valley]

empty bottles of Old Overholt that

 

[mac63]

donuts - powdered, cream, jelly

 

[DaleH1985]

and even some glazed. Their rampage immediately stopped, and things became peaceful

 

[mac63]

the only sounds to be heard was the rustling of boxes and chewing noises (and the occasional sound of an entire donut getting inhaled)

 

[happy valley]

Meanwhile, the elves at eliquid wonderland were busy

 

[DaleH1985]

whipping up new flavors at lightning pace

 

[mac63]

they were working so hard that no one noticed the valve from the nic tank was wide open with a powerful stream pouring

 

[DaleH1985]

right across the floor and into the candy factory. Soon the nic mixed with several of the candies, and the sweetest, most amazing flavors were born

 

[happy valley]

Good thing is was just a bad dream because at eliquid Wonderland only

 

[BPROSEK]

The magical potions were continuously created, packaged lovingly, and shipped at lightning speed for all the world to enjoy!

 

[DaleH1985]

The vaping world rejoiced as their amazing juice arrived by the case

 

[BPROSEK]

The batteries were charged and the cotton was fresh and fluffy, coils waiting with glee, glistening as they chanted Eliquid Wonderland is the juice for me!

 

[DaleH1985]

The tanks were filled, the buttons pressed, soon clouds were flowing from everyone's breath