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the princess went back to reading her "50 Shades of Grey"....and hoping the next encounter would prove more......humiliating
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Lord knows what she did after that, that type of smut is normally reserved for lonely old women whose old flea bag husbands had grown tiring and slow. So of course she took her feet and placed them onto the cold stone floor, she was sweating after what she had just done, the sheets were soaked. She craved something, she knew not what it was. As she sat there in the light of the moon she thought...
 

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And wondered why are contest rules being ignored with the use of paragraphs rather than sentances, will it help me in my quest?
 

CapVanillaCustard

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*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH* I screamed and shook my head violently, I can't be daydreaming right now, I'm on a mission.
 

timwis

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But still surely some curry juice to vape on will keep me going on my quest.
 

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I would name the company but since I think they are long out of business I won't but they were not a Nation or even a freaking city.
 

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Just then the princess reached under her dress and pulled out a bottle of special juice. "Was this the antidote"?
 

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She said, "No my Darling, this is the Cure..." and she.....
 

gamecockfan04

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And set him free it did, for he had never tasted anything so sweet and juicy, just like a ripe fuzzy peach.
 

timwis

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He thought if only i had the recipe surely i could make my fortune!
 

pulsevape

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and she said."I can't it belongs to HIC and I swore I wouldn't share it with anyone."
 

WeeRab

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For Heavy Inverness Cocka is a leader in the Highland Chicken Gang, and he would surely turn her into a...

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A wallflower, The sort of girl who can never work up the courage to say hello.
 

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But she digs deep down and finds the courage.
 

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and fights all adversity with a passion and the will to win and come out on top!
 

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Posters she had all over her cubicle at her dead end job.


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But the screeching voice of Sharon over the intercom made her realize that was just a daydream.


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CapVanillaCustard

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Wow I can't believe it's only been five minutes but it feels like I've been exploring magical caves and meeting princesses forever!
 

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Was thinking her deadbeat boyfriend while playing World Of Warcraft.


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It was only her secret life as a gun runner and high class prositute that provided any excitment in her life.
 

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******* and gambling had long ago lost that high octane boost she was looking for.
 
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The Prince was more than confused. Has this princess traveled from back from the future he thought..

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Or was she from another galaxy?
 

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He then starting thinking about the strange lights he noticed in the sky earlier that day, this princess is a cyborg,

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Only to find out that she was not a cyborg but a...
 

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Oh Doctor Doctor, give me the news! I gotta bad case of loving you.
 

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Of course I am a beautiful princess after all and pulled a length of enchanted wire from her bosom and went to work.
 
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