ENDED - Let’s play a Simple Funny Game, Win Wismec Reuleaux RX2 20700 TC For Free! - 11/20

[VapingGuitarist]

Stupid is as stupid does he said followed by a

 

[CapVanillaCustard]

giant fart.

 

[gamecockfan04]

Ahh what a relief

 

[CapVanillaCustard]

But wait, whats that

 

[timwis]

The footsteps grew louder.

 

[CapVanillaCustard]

Something big was on the way

 

[timwis]

Or small with giant feet

 

[CapVanillaCustard]

I was scared

 

[timwis]

But then regained my courage.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Only to be scared to death by a burnt cotton hit in an old coil that should've replaced at Vapor Joes.

 

[timwis]

Damn those burnt hits.

 

[gamecockfan04]

and his quest continues to find a tank that doesnt leak or give dry hits.....

 

[timwis]

Good luck on that difficult quest my friend.

 

[gamecockfan04]

...he thought the wizard Merlin had made that "special" tank which he named after himself "the merlin mini", however Merlin was a deceitful bastard that made a crappy tank that leaked all over him.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So he went to Sir Cleito for help. But alas, Sir Cleito had been robbed of all of his tanks which caused a mass outbreak of

 

[gamecockfan04]

He was then told about a huge beast and also its baby that blew massive smoke and again failed on any flavor. So his search continued.....

 

[Georgetheturtle]

He stumbled upon a gang of haters and recognized their logo, anti-smok’rs.

 

[pulsevape]

This is what happens when a society stops reading novels and whose sole source of the printed word is a fucking tweet.

 

[pulsevape]

 

[timwis]

And as those twitter accounts heated up with activity

 

[eStorm]

Social media finally became less important

 

[timwis]

And vaping takes over.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Leaving Twitter and other Social Media outlets in a huge cloud of fart dust that was unleashed by none other than than Donald Trump because he wanted to....

 

[timwis]

carry on with the quest now armed with some fart dust cunningly bottled.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And disguised as steak seasoning.
Meanwhile, the masses were starting to turn into hungry....

 

[timwis]

zombies wandering aimlessly around.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Disney World looking for better prices on season passes because they were tired of....

 

[timwis]

Having no entertainment for themselves.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So they decided to reinact scenes from Grease to bring more.....

 

[timwis]

people going crazy with despair.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Just then, a giant one eyed one horned flying purple people eater came in and started.....

 

[timwis]

to sprinkle seasoning on anybody in range ready for his feast

 

[blainechapa]

But he remembered his diet and his cheat day was yesterday so,

 

[VapingGuitarist]

He decided to eat smaller people instead. So he fired up the grill and cracked open an ice cold bottle of....

 

[blainechapa]

Yellow Snow Lager, The first pungent swig took him back to summer of 91, when...

 

[timwis]

he was legless for weeks.

 

[WeeRab]

And smoked everything he could get his claws on "Ahhhh they were the days" he thought

Sent from a Galaxy Far, Far, Far Away

 

[blainechapa]

One memory in particular stood out, being that it was the most important thing to happen in his life...

 

[VapingGuitarist]

It was when he was a Prince who came to America and got a job at McDowells and was quickly promoted to Fries

 

[SteveS45]

Within a month he got promoted to manager

 

[timwis]

Until he realised they served crap.

 

[SteveS45]

Shit on a shingle got many of our veterans home.

 

[timwis]

But here we are talking absolute crap with no nutritional value making nations obese.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Which is why all of the canibalistic circus clowns love this country because they..

 

[timwis]

Can get into the Police force etc while being seriously overweight and unfit.

 

[Nextron]

Hello guys and gals!
The contest is stopped.
Winners will be announced soon.

 

[Nextron]

The winner's Announcing!!!

Because the comment is not over 250, our rule is that we will choose the winner to get Reuleaux RX2 20700 from #250--#300, but this time, we will choose two winners randomly, one is get 6% discount, one is get Reuleaux RX2 20700

So, winners are

#73 @SteveS45 get 6% discount

#62 @gamecockfan04 get Reuleaux RX2 20700

Congratulations to the winners!!
Please PM @Zoe Zhang with your shipping info.
Thanks to everyone who participated.

 

[CapVanillaCustard]

Congrats winners.

That's very nice of you @Nextron to still give away a Reuleaux even though the post count wasn't reached! And the winners were drawn FAST

 

[Nextron]

I'm only publisher. All decisions are made by the contest organizer.

 

[Zoe Zhang]

Congrats winners.

That's very nice of you @Nextron to still give away a Reuleaux even though the post count wasn't reached! And the winners were drawn FAST

Hi, Because the given time of giveaway was ended in 20th, Nov, we have to choose the winner. And I'm so sorry that the comment is not over 200. But please don't feel disappointed, we will have other giveaway very soon, you can join us to win our latest product, thank you so much!