...even the appearance of evil...

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    Ol'DocPorter Bronze Contributor

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    Hey, everybody, have you ever noticed that drinking water totally looks like drinking vodka? What say we raise the age for consumption of water to 21? I mean, to be fair. And doesn't it seem to you that chewing a wad of bubble gum looks like chewing a wad of tobacco? Oh! Wait! I bet big tobacco is behind the production of bubble gum. I mean, it's even bubble gum flavored to target the children, for crying out loud! We all know it only serves as a "gateway chew" to real chewing tobacco. Those fiends!
     
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    Blue Gatoraid looks like Windex :p

    Me and a few coworkers were thinking of playing a prank at my old job by cleaning out a few Windex bottles and filling them with blue Gatoraid to drink. Never actually did it though.
     
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    I knew it! Fuck! Where's my tin foil hat?
     
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    But does the act of washing a window look like the act of refreshing yourself with a tasty beverage after strenuous sports exertion? Remember, this is behavioral modification through creative legislation, here.
     
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    I often like to take my clothes off and run around public areas.
    I drink Windex to keep me from streaking.-The Amazing Jonathan
     
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    Man, that was just awesome! I almost pissed myself laughing.
     
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    The guy is hilarious! My wife and I saw him in Vegas about 10 years ago and it was easily the highlight of the trip. Neither of us gamble so the visit was all about the shows. The only problem is that he hasn't come up with much new material in the last 30 years....

    If you have time,check out his comedy central special. Let me know what you think.;)
     
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