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  1. KingPin!

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    Share any funny stories, jokes things from around the net you’ve found to put a smile on peoples faces

    no rules - just the normal forum ones :D
     
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  3. KingPin!

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    When you send in a report to the mods not many know this but there is a script back end ...it’s populated depending on what you said

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    @MrMeowgi shared this one somewhere else So funny ...now that’s how you sell! :giggle:

     
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    makes me laugh every time I see this vid :giggle::giggle::giggle:

     
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    [​IMG]

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    You forgot everyone hates me...[​IMG]

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    When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?…..

    Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

    Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
     
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    some toilet humour

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    Hope the link works. This is by far my favorite key and Peele skit.



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    :giggle: So true though! Hahaha
     
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    What happens when you reply to spam - James Veitch style - worth enduring this one it’s very good

     
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    Haha must be a millennial? :giggle:


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    :eek::eek: do you know twice in the past two weeks something like this has happened on my way home car broken down the the fast lane .....scary stuff
     
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    OMG glad you are OK! :hug:
    On my way to work one morning I saw a person backing down all the way off an exit ramp- scary- wakes you up 1st thing in the morning!
     
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    Omg ....between us that’s 3 so we should be good ...stay safe snap, for some reason in winter people seem to become especially obnoxious driving :hug:
     
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    Thought for the day

    I bet it’s called “Almond Milk”
    because nobody can say “Nut Juice”
    with a straight face
     
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    I love this KingPin-
    Great Idea- Thanks

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    :blowkiss:we got one of each going for the community to cover all bases :D ...offload you daily woes then come in here for a pick me up
     
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    :giggle: hahaha awesome nice find!
     
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    :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:I love this thread
     
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    :giggle::giggle::giggle:
     
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    Thought for the day: When somebody says you seem a bit off today

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