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Is it true that ebola victims will turn into zombies after death?

Kemosabe

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Couldn't have said it better. :)
Think about it man, Ebola kills people. Makes your insides bleed. If you die, you heart ceases to beat, therefor no blood is supplied to the brain and other organs because your innards are bled dry including your heart.

Out of the 4000 or so people that have died from ebola only a few has "risen from the dead". They weren't really dead, they were on the brink of death and it just so happens that there were camera crews recording those people.
So you're saying yes, I gather.
 

JPop

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Resident Ebola!


Barry: What is this?

Wesker: Wow, what a mansion!

*(Jill turns to face Wesker.)*

Jill: Captain Wesker, where's Chris?

*(Jill runs toward the door.)*

Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!

Jill: But Chris is--

*(A gunshot is heard. All turn to look in its direction.)*

Barry: What is it?

Wesker: Maybe it's... Chris... (pauses) Now, Jill--Can you go?

Barry: I'm going with you. Chris is our old partner, ya know.

Wesker: Okay. Let me handle this.

*(Barry and Jill nod and walk towards the door on the west...)*

Wesker: Stay alert!

*(Barry and Jill exit.)*

Scene 3. The Dining Room
*(Barry and Jill enter a lavish-looking Dining Room.)*

Barry: A dining room...

*(Barry proceeds to walk to the other end of the room.)*

Scene 4. Mysterious Puddle

*(Barry kneels down near the emblem fireplace.)*

Barry: What? What is this?

*(Jill walks over.)*

Jill: What is it?

Barry: Blood. (pauses) Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be
examining this. (looks down) Hope this is not Chris's blood...

Cue Ebola Zombie.
 
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ApeMustNotKillVape

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It's time people start worrying about the real problems of the world, instead of invented ones:)

Very true.
Ebola wont make you a zombie.
But mindless consumer zombies do believe in the Ebola hype.

Have we forgotten the H1N1 hoax last year, and the bird flu before that. SARS?

Big pharma invents a new disease every year, to sell you an untested and most likely dangerous to your health vacciene.
 

Warhawk-AVG

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Brain flavored zombie juice ftw
Or Brain shots :D

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Brain Damage Shot ( Peach Schnapps, Bailey's, Grenadine)
 

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