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The clerk at Wally world asked me if I had a gun in my pocket.
Thinking quickly I said “which pocket”? (I had a small one in my right front pocket)
She said my back pocket.
I pulled out my iStick/Nautilus mini and said “it’s not a gun it’s my vaping device. Have you ever tried vaping?”
She said “Yes, but it didn’t work for me, made me cough, was too harsh and tasted like dirt”
I asked what nicotine level she tried.
She said “I don’t know, I found what looked like a cigarette in the employee smoking area on the ground, so I picked it up and sucked on it a couple of times. It looked like a cigarette but was made of plastic or something”
I asked “are you still smoking?”
She said she has never smoked.
That’s when I remembered about my policy of, not talking to stupid people that are wearing a sign that says they are stupid. You know, the sign that says, “Welcome to Walmart, my name is…………….…..”
Now don’t get upset with me. I like Walmart. Without Wally world, a lot of stupid people would be on unemployment, welfare and on the streets. A lot of people would be hungry, run around without clothes or have to make an effort to “get dressed” to go shopping. A lot of people don’t like Wally because they feel sorry for the Mom & Pop stores that charge you too much. Or that they import cheap shit from other countries. Truth is, if you are an American company and will sell your product at a competitive price, Walmart is happy to fill their shelves with it. But then it’s up to you as the customer to decide, buy the 5 cent pencil made in China or the $3 one made in the USA. I had a business two blocks from a Walmart Supper Center and never had a problem with competition. I sold things they didn’t (skilled labor).
If you work for Walmart and are insulted by this rant then
1: I’m sorry, I didn’t know you could read.
2: Get back to work, break time is over.
3: Would you like fries with you lunch?
4: I’m just kidding, I love what Sam Walton did.
Thinking quickly I said “which pocket”? (I had a small one in my right front pocket)
She said my back pocket.
I pulled out my iStick/Nautilus mini and said “it’s not a gun it’s my vaping device. Have you ever tried vaping?”
She said “Yes, but it didn’t work for me, made me cough, was too harsh and tasted like dirt”
I asked what nicotine level she tried.
She said “I don’t know, I found what looked like a cigarette in the employee smoking area on the ground, so I picked it up and sucked on it a couple of times. It looked like a cigarette but was made of plastic or something”
I asked “are you still smoking?”
She said she has never smoked.
That’s when I remembered about my policy of, not talking to stupid people that are wearing a sign that says they are stupid. You know, the sign that says, “Welcome to Walmart, my name is…………….…..”
Now don’t get upset with me. I like Walmart. Without Wally world, a lot of stupid people would be on unemployment, welfare and on the streets. A lot of people would be hungry, run around without clothes or have to make an effort to “get dressed” to go shopping. A lot of people don’t like Wally because they feel sorry for the Mom & Pop stores that charge you too much. Or that they import cheap shit from other countries. Truth is, if you are an American company and will sell your product at a competitive price, Walmart is happy to fill their shelves with it. But then it’s up to you as the customer to decide, buy the 5 cent pencil made in China or the $3 one made in the USA. I had a business two blocks from a Walmart Supper Center and never had a problem with competition. I sold things they didn’t (skilled labor).
If you work for Walmart and are insulted by this rant then
1: I’m sorry, I didn’t know you could read.
2: Get back to work, break time is over.
3: Would you like fries with you lunch?
4: I’m just kidding, I love what Sam Walton did.
