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Dalton801

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It's not a big dream, but one of my hobbies is to be a juice reviewer. Very humorous juice reviews. I do written and video reviews. But I also want to review new juices, juices people haven't had before. I want to review upcoming juice lines and also show them to shops in Utah in hopes to find that juice line a new vendor.

Unfortunately, I don't make a lot of money and I can't keep buying juices to review them, plus I've only reviewed juices everyone has tried, such as space jam and cosmic fog.

What I'm trying to say is, if you're a new upcoming line or know one personally, and need some reviews and a promoter for your juices, one sample is all I need, even 1ml for hells sake, and I'll show everyone your juice and even sample a small bit to shops around Utah.
Your help will be GREATLY appreciated!
 

vaperature

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Can you link to the reviews you've already done?
 

Dalton801

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I haven't done any videos, because I don't want to waste time doing known juices, but I have done two cosmic fogs in the juice review section of the forums
Can you link to the reviews you've already done?
 

vaperature

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I haven't done any videos, because I don't want to waste time doing known juices, but I have done two cosmic fogs in the juice review section of the forums
Can you link to them? Curious about what you mean by "humorous reviews".
 

vaperature

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You know when you were a kid and found last years halloween candy and it tasted like absolute dusty dog shit?

Lol, you're right, that is humorous.
 

Dalton801

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Can you link to them? Curious about what you mean by "humorous reviews".
And it don't mean to ruin a juice lines rep, even if the juice is terrible, I'll try to pinpoint a pro about it, but church.. I couldn't even find one. :/
 

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