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I can't figger out why @JuicyLucy hasn't been around in hyeah.

I'm past my expiration date for "fuck me till I can't walk" day, but me and the ol man had plenty of those, before we aged out. :giggle: It's just a damn good thing that a) we were good friends BEFORE we got naughty with each other, and b) we have separate bedrooms. I've arrived at a point in my life where I want all the furniture in my room to be filled and topped with MY thjings, and only MY clothes hang in my closet -- and I don't have to endure any of those man smells or sounds either. :) :) :)

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It doesn't matter how we sleep, how our relationships or marriages are. What's important is that we not forget who we are, deep inside. Let it out, let it in, because your true calling is within your skin. Take it.
 

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Why the hell are you afraid of your size. We don't all look like our avitar. We are all the same. We are all a 'HOOT'.

So Welcome to the Underground. Make sure you introduce yourself when you hit the home button, just below is an intro thread. Hang out and chime in whenever the urge or flippant comment wants to! :giggle:

I already did the introduction thing, did that prior to finding this thread actually. Nah, not afraid of my size, but I'm the 0 y'all don't want to be. (2 depending upon manufacturer)

I'll certainly chime in whenever a comment strikes me!
 

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It doesn't matter how we sleep, how our relationships or marriages are. What's important is that we not forget who we are, deep inside. Let it out, let it in, because your true calling is within your skin. Take it.

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I already did the introduction thing, did that prior to finding this thread actually. Nah, not afraid of my size, but I'm the 0 y'all don't want to be. (2 depending upon manufacturer)

I'll certainly chime in whenever a comment strikes me!

Well, you're young. Have a few babies, that'll change. :giggle:

I was never a 0, because I'm 5'7" -- or at least I WAS, before I started shrinking. Smallest I ever wore was a 5, when I was around 105 lbs. I looked like 'skeleton girl', 105 at 5'7", and was built like an adolescent boy. But this is what I mean about girls who are so tiny and petite -- sure, a 0 is possible, if you're young, slim... and only 5'2". I passed 5'2" when I was 10 yrs old.

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I'm 5'10" and wore a 6 Tall and wasn't afraid of 3-4" heels - back in the day.
 

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I'm just a hair under 5' hahahaha
 

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I'm 5'10" and wore a 6 Tall and wasn't afraid of 3-4" heels - back in the day.

I wore heels for a while, but I've been a housewife for 30 yrs. I bought a new pair of boots a couple years ago, which have a 7/8" heel -- it feels like fucking stilts! After 30 yrs of houseshoes and tennies!

My aunt was a career woman for more years than I've been a housewife, and now has neuropathy in her feet, from heels for so many years. So I'm glad I only wore them for a few years!

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I'm just a hair under 5' hahahaha

You must be living proof that good things come in small pkgs. :D My husband is, too -- he's just 5'5".

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Most of my family is 6'4" to 6'6", except my mother - 5'1".
 

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Most of my family is 6'4" to 6'6", except my mother - 5'1".

ROFL! My mom was the runt of the litter too -- only 5'5", when all her sisters are 5'7 1/2" or taller, and all her brothers above 6 ft, with one that was 6'4". I was kinda hoping my son was going to inherit that "tall gene", and he sure looked it, as a kid -- greatly resembled a stork, or crane -- but he seems to have taken more after my father in his physicality; just 5'10 1/2", and blonde/redhaired, freckled... and losing his hair at the speed of light! I resemble my aunt more than my mom, but I swear, my son's face is like a carbon copy of my mother's, except for the complexion/coloring; she was very dark.

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Even having a home office as a Realtor, I find myself here, on the computer 95% of the time. So, Friday's to me means eating out. Or, have one of my sons over for drinks and dinner. My baby, Ty, is quite a bit like me. Even at his age of 31, when he was 5 years old, I remember hanging out by our pool and having the boys swim with us and the dog or let them play on the Slip n' Slide. I hope this weekend Ty can make it over. If not, I'll go pounding on his door. He means well, but as a social butterfly, I never know. What I do know is that he promised to come by 4 weeks ago. Damn kids. oxoxo
 

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I'm assuming some of us can relate....
 

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I'm assuming some of us can relate....

My ol man knows there ain't a single damn reason for Viagra, even if he feels the need -- his wife is too old for that sort of thing, and he's too shy and socially-backward to ever cheat on me, even if he felt the inclination -- it was really miraculous that he and I ever got it together! Plus the fact that I keep track of all the money, so he'd have to find some way of seducing some female without any $$$... and we all know, that just ain't happening. :giggle:

Sure, I could probably take hormones and get a few more years of horizontal tango. But, having sharply reduced my cancer risk by quitting smoking, it seems kinda stupid to add a whole new cancer risk, just to have sex. Really not worth it, to either of us.

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I was finally approved for spinal surgery. It's called Acurascope. They take a laser and look up the back of my spine for the stenosis. They already told me that a part of 1 or 2 of my discs will be shaved. I spent 2hrs researching this morning. It will be over a 3 day period as an outpatient.

My pain is such that I told my Ortho Doc to do whatever is necessary to correct all pain associated with the back; Spinal Stenosis, Lumbar Neuritis and Scoliosis. I don't know what to expect even after watching those videos. But I have an idea of what they will be doing. I begin in 10 days.
 

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I was finally approved for spinal surgery. It's called Acurascope. They take a laser and look up the back of my spine for the stenosis. They already told me that a part of 1 or 2 of my discs will be shaved. I spent 2hrs researching this morning. It will be over a 3 day period as an outpatient.

My pain is such that I told my Ortho Doc to do whatever is necessary to correct all pain associated with the back; Spinal Stenosis, Lumbar Neuritis and Scoliosis. I don't know what to expect even after watching those videos. But I have an idea of what they will be doing. I begin in 10 days.

I had a semi-ruptured disc once, and that was fucking bad enough, so I slightly empathize, and definitely sympathize! It's hard to do ANYTHING without using the back and the abdomen. Hopefully the upcoming treatment will get you out of pain! *fingers crossed*

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I had a semi-ruptured disc once, and that was fucking bad enough, so I slightly empathize, and definitely sympathize! It's hard to do ANYTHING without using the back and the abdomen. Hopefully the upcoming treatment will get you out of pain! *fingers crossed*

Andria

Thanks Andria. I kid of know the procedure but have no clue how he is going to address anything.
If you see me online the 19th - 21st, I'm drugged.
 

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I go in for minor surgery tomorrow (Wed). Thursday is the biggie. Then, get this, I have to see the doctor at 7:30am for a follow up? I guess it's not surprising. I keep thinking that Thursday will have me flat on my back. It's hard to justify such an early follow up. This series of 'under the knife' means he needs to see me..

Wed: Selective Nerve Root Block
Thurs: Discectomy
Fri: Follow up
Estimated recovery per the nurse is 3 weeks. My bigger than lift little sister "Pollyanna" says it's 3 days.

I'm sure I'll be fine. I just hate being debilitated.
 

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I go in for minor surgery tomorrow (Wed). Thursday is the biggie. Then, get this, I have to see the doctor at 7:30am for a follow up? I guess it's not surprising. I keep thinking that Thursday will have me flat on my back. It's hard to justify such an early follow up. This series of 'under the knife' means he needs to see me..

Wed: Selective Nerve Root Block
Thurs: Discectomy
Fri: Follow up
Estimated recovery per the nurse is 3 weeks. My bigger than lift little sister "Pollyanna" says it's 3 days.

I'm sure I'll be fine. I just hate being debilitated.

Warm thoughts and good vibes wafted in your general direction... ;)

Andria
 

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I couldn't sleep tonight. I rested as I should, for my back. Maybe it was too much sleep. But I did do thing I really should have more careful NOT to do yesterday. 3am here in AZ. Think I'll try playing Words with Friends with my Sis and Mom and call it a night.
 

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I need to share this. My sister and husband are celebrating their 21st wedding anniversary. Their son put together this BEAUTIFUL compilation of photos and music that made me well up. It's so beautiful. I hope you all see this. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

 

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Bras. I hate bras. Why? Because I can't find ones to fit my droopy, flat girls. I'm a 38. Was a full C until I had my boys. Then stopped wearing one when possible...and that was a lot. Even now it's worse. I'm a B-minus and have to manually hoist the girls up to look decent.

I somehow found this website that listens to your needs and creates the perfect bra for you. When you are done, they offer "try before you buy" with a full return policy. The cost is the same as if you got one from Victoria Secret, but the try before you buy is a great option. It's a pretty site. It's rated and not junk.

Go here and see if YOU are wearing the right bra for you. I am in no way affiliated or compensated for this. I just found the website:
 

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It's certainly true that gravity sucks. It got my ass 30 yrs ago, but after many decades of small and perky, I finally gained some weight and grew some boobs... and gravity had to get its licks in, damn it all to hell. I hate bras too, but if I want to look as if I actually have a bosom, I wear a fucking bra. :mad: And pull the fucker off, the minute I get home!

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It's certainly true that gravity sucks. It got my ass 30 yrs ago, but after many decades of small and perky, I finally gained some weight and grew some boobs... and gravity had to get its licks in, damn it all to hell. I hate bras too, but if I want to look as if I actually have a bosom, I wear a fucking bra. :mad: And pull the fucker off, the minute I get home!

Andria

I'm with you, Sista. Try the bra link. You'd be surprised. You don't have to buy from them, but at least you'll know if you're wearing the right bra or not.
 

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Ladies, I need to leave early in the morning to see my mother. She isn't doing well preparing for a hip replacement at age 77 and over 200lbs, 5'1". She's in a wheelchair because the pain is so bad. Yesterday she was feeling light-headed. I'm dropping everything to go see her. And Chuck is driving me as a one day turnaround. This will give him a chance to visit my father who just bought everything to construct a top of the line computer. Chuck is a "Computer Guy". I'll be up there for a few days. Maybe a week. I'll have my laptop. The only thing I really wanted was three 30Q batteries. Had I stayed home, Lord knows what I'd order!
 

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Ladies, I need to leave early in the morning to see my mother. She isn't doing well preparing for a hip replacement at age 77 and over 200lbs, 5'1". She's in a wheelchair because the pain is so bad. Yesterday she was feeling light-headed. I'm dropping everything to go see her. And Chuck is driving me as a one day turnaround. This will give him a chance to visit my father who just bought everything to construct a top of the line computer. Chuck is a "Computer Guy". I'll be up there for a few days. Maybe a week. I'll have my laptop. The only thing I really wanted was three 30Q batteries. Had I stayed home, Lord knows what I'd order!
How is your mom doing?
 

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How is your mom doing?

Thanks for asking, Wolfie.

She's not a happy camper. She's a hoot and a half and as sharp as a tack. But her hip is too painful for her. She's fighting the fact that she needs more help or possibly an assisted living facility until she loses 25lbs to get her hip replacement. Even then, she'll be just under 200lbs which will take a toll on her rehab. I had an extremely candid heart to heart with her. She didn't like it but knows it would be best. Depression has those afflicted putting things off because things are overwhelming, unpleasant or any other reason. I'm going up there the end of the month for my father's birthday I think. If she hasn't done anything I'll stay a week and see what I can do to finalize her in-house help or otherwise.
 

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New outfit for Mechanical Mods.... Well since this is a ladies thread, I thought I would make some ladies angry......... well maybe put a smile on someones face.......
 

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New outfit for Mechanical Mods.... Well since this is a ladies thread, I thought I would make some ladies angry......... well maybe put a smile on someones face.......

Manny! You are treading in water full of sharks. STAY OUT!
 

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Okay. So I decided to grow my hair out and deal with the consequences of long hair as I lose it. What a mess.

It's grown out at that God awful stage. I would like a contemporary cut with a splash of color. I don't know why I'm thinking screaming red. But the roots are my main concern - brown. I'd like to hold an informal contest for those of you that can help. Please look at me videos at the link below to see how short i started. My hair is now below my ear, and layered. I usually with bleached highlights but it makes me look old with no color to my face.

If I choose to stay short, I'd like it took like this:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/46/48/184648994916dbbcbc778fc53474b9f9--haircolor-short-styles.jpg

Here is an example of how I'd like it to look if grown out: Damn, my night med just kicked in. Here is my Google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=col...AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=665#imgrc=3NgsQCSCVjuDIM:
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Okay. So I decided to grow my hair out and deal with the consequences of long hair as I lose it. What a mess.

It's grown out at that God awful stage. I would like a contemporary cut with a splash of color. I don't know why I'm thinking screaming red. But the roots are my main concern - brown. I'd like to hold an informal contest for those of you that can help. Please look at me videos at the link below to see how short i started. My hair is now below my ear, and layered. I usually with bleached highlights but it makes me look old with no color to my face.

If I choose to stay short, I'd like it took like this:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/46/48/184648994916dbbcbc778fc53474b9f9--haircolor-short-styles.jpg

Here is an example of how I'd like it to look if grown out: Damn, my night med just kicked in. Here is my Google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=col...AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=665#imgrc=3NgsQCSCVjuDIM:
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Personally, I like the longer look. But, I'm bios towards long /longer hair. Mine is a about 5/6 inches from my butt.
 

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Okay. So I decided to grow my hair out and deal with the consequences of long hair as I lose it. What a mess.

It's grown out at that God awful stage. I would like a contemporary cut with a splash of color. I don't know why I'm thinking screaming red. But the roots are my main concern - brown. I'd like to hold an informal contest for those of you that can help. Please look at me videos at the link below to see how short i started. My hair is now below my ear, and layered. I usually with bleached highlights but it makes me look old with no color to my face.

If I choose to stay short, I'd like it took like this:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/46/48/184648994916dbbcbc778fc53474b9f9--haircolor-short-styles.jpg

Here is an example of how I'd like it to look if grown out: Damn, my night med just kicked in. Here is my Google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=col...AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=665#imgrc=3NgsQCSCVjuDIM:
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Depends on a lot of factors: shape of your face being the only "hard and fast", since you can't do anything about that. For me, the most important consideration is usually -- how much time/effort/physical output is necessary to maintain the style, or even to just get it the hell outta the way when you don't feel like doing anything to it at all?

When I'm just sitting around the house, not going anywhere at all, I usually keep mine in a ponytail, with any little wisps secured with those little "snap clips" -- which mean I need to keep it *at least* down to the bottom of my neck, or it won't all go in a ponytail -- I'm also in favor of this new "bob" style that leaves the front slightly longer than the back, because that also makes it easier to grab it all into a ponytail. Keeping it no longer than neck-bottom also makes it easier for me to use the flatiron to get it all smooth, when I feel like fixing it up -- if it's too long, then I have a really hard time with that in back; my hair is very fuzzy, nappy, "fat", and wavy, so unless I spend considerable time straightening it with the iron, it just looks like an untidy haystack and then I stuck my finger in a light socket. I know, "untidy haystack" is all en vogue these days, but I don't care for it, personally.

I like that first styl;e a lot, but short hair has never looked great on me; I'm just not "pretty" enough to get by without "nice" hair; the bones in my face are too strong. I think you might be pretty/feminine/fine-featured enough for it, however.

Andria
 

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Dang!

I missed the panty raid
 

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LOL! I'm sure Manny has spread the word, "You'll be eaten alive if you go in there."
 

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About my hair. If you watch the first video I did at Christmas (no baseball hat) you can see how it was. I didn't want to mess with it. Just mess it with my fingers and it was done. However, I'd like to grow it so I have more styles I can use. Like a pony tail, braid, pulled all the way back and style it if I have to. I like those options. I cut it short for two reasons, simplicity and Chuck likes short hair.

My hair falls out. With it shorter I never noticed. But with it longer it's all over my hands wetting it again, applying gel or mouse, etc. Also, it's more feminine. The dozens of earrings I bought for reviews won't look so bad (no studs) hanging with my ears slightly covered. And, I'll to back to my natural poo color but add a thick bunch of red hair a little behind my bangs.

Wow. Hope that makes sense. Watch the video. Link below. Oh, I was VERY nervous and my false eyelashes refused to go on.
 

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Well, I'm going to schedule a haircut and color this week. Think I'll go my natural dark brown to prolong expensive salon costs & pop it with a chunk of red or light mahogany not quite to my hairline...more like painted on. Should look cute.
 
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Hello ladies,
I was browsing the forums and came across this thread, and decided to say something, as well as to give the thread a little bump. What a wonderful community that all would come together to respect one another enough to leave this thread alone for its intended purpose, this says heaps about the community, and staff here. I am honestly very pleased to see something like this. :)
 

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Hello ladies,
I was browsing the forums and came across this thread, and decided to say something, as well as to give the thread a little bump. What a wonderful community that all would come together to respect one another enough to leave this thread alone for its intended purpose, this says heaps about the community, and staff here. I am honestly very pleased to see something like this. :)

Yeah, except for ol Manny Scoot... ;)

Andria
 

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Yeah, except for ol Manny Scoot... ;)

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Oh my apologies. I guess it's inevitable that someone would come in, and I'm sure mods have helped a litte. Though regardless happy to see something like this.
 

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