ENDED MyFreedomSmokes Food Fight Est End Date 2/28/2017

[happy valley]

but it was really the rest of the moths that gave it body

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Edit: I think I'll sit this one out Jeeez lol

 

[Sporkdroid]

the carcinogen, dichlorobeneze reacted with

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[happy valley]

the mulligatawny, basmati rice and lemon wedges

 

[Nelg88]

To create the slimiest

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[happy valley]

farce of gastronomical creations with a propensity to

 

[darthvaper79]

make the skin shine like

 

[Sporkdroid]

that of a gastropod

 

[Nelg88]

I grab that shiny skinned Bastard and dunk his head in Luke warm nacho cheese

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[darthvaper79]

before @Ms. Trixy put sardines in

 

[Sporkdroid]

the Fruit Loops,

 

[Countrypami]

and poured root beer over top

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Of the brussel sprout flavored jello

 

[SignMan]

Stuck all in yo teeth

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Which you need to brush yo teeth with fish stew

 

[Sporkdroid]

laughing, happy fish heads

 

[MrScaryZ]

who @VapingGuitarist directed to hump @Sporkdroid down the throat

 

[Sporkdroid]

and Frankie said Relax

 

[happy valley]

Eat, drink and be merry, and pass the wine

 

[Sporkdroid]

a large bottle of white wine vinegar files out of the kitchen

 

[happy valley]

and the fork ran away with the spoon

 

[kh1]

A proper food fight needs whipped cream, lots and lots of whipped cream

 

[happy valley]

of many flavors, vanilla, custard, and

 

[Sporkdroid]

must be of a proper consistency to cover one's face

 

[Nelg88]

And kh1 face looks like it needs to be covered but who thinks they are fast enough to catch him

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[VapingGuitarist]

All of a sudden, the New Jersey FDA branch stepped in and demanded the food fight be fought only with non-flavored foods to keep kids away

 

[happy valley]

but the governor of NJ vetoed that because he thought it might effect donuts

 

[MHatt1]

that have fruity jelly centers, which made him think to himself "is it possible this might be a bit hypocritical?"

 

[happy valley]

and of course the answer was yes, so he started throwing donuts against the cage bars

 

[kh1]

which was better than what the other primates threw

 

[happy valley]

Never get between the governor of NJ and a donut

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But @happy valley stole his donuts so he flung rotten goose liver chunks at @MrScaryZ while @Ms. Trixy held him down

 

[happy valley]

while VapingGuitarist was intently occupied with filling a kiddie pool with jalapeno jello

 

[MrScaryZ]

But @happy valley stole his donuts so he flung rotten goose liver chunks at @MrScaryZ while @Ms. Trixy held him down

haha

 

[Nelg88]

I sneak up behind vaping guitarist and push him in the kiddie pool

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[Ms. Trixy]

Although Trixy was still laughing at @MrScaryZ the liver landed on her too. So she pulled out...

 

[VapingGuitarist]

A 10 year old fruitcake and threw it at @Nelg88! But Nelg ducked and it went through the brick wall hitting

 

[Nelg88]

Happy valley right in the

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[VapingGuitarist]

Sack..... of pistachios he was going to use to slingshot at

 

[MrScaryZ]

@Ms. Trixy 's face

 

[Blazel78]

So instead he used a bowl of hummus

 

[Rickajho]

and declared himself a hummusexual

 

[happy valley]

In order to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And throw a lot of watermelons at people because

 

[happy valley]

I don't know why but someone is bound to say

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Because it's a food fight and it's more enjoyable than making an omelette when there are

 

[Rickajho]

jello shots being shoved in everyone's shorts

 

[happy valley]

and Larry, Curly and Moe tossing food in the air

 

[Ms. Trixy]

but Curly was handed something,

 

[happy valley]

a vat of miso soup with rice noodles