NEED HELP NOW~!!!!! ( URGENT )

[YettiBoi72]

Im 26 and I'm a vape a lot and i need some help . Last year i bought a smok r200 along with tfv8 beast and coils and some batteries and a charger which rounded to 220 dollars in total . Ever since my dad confiscated it from me and threw it out , I decided to take it up a notch . So recently like 2-3 days ago i bought a fantasia shisha 900 mah with 4 eliquids which rounded to 30 dollars on eBay . 2 days ago i waited outside for the mailman to come and get my package and my dad suspected me . As the mailman came while i was skateboarding to see if the mailman came . My dad also came out and i was like .. SHIT SHIT SHIT ..!!! so i told my dad lets go inside its cold now . So when we went inside , he went to go piss and i instantly ran out the door to get the package then i quickly hid it under my car . My dad came out of no where again and said what did you buy now ? I was like i bought nothing . HES SUSPECTING ME !!! I have a package coming tomorrow that is backup clearomizers and my dad might find out again!! But at 10 -11 me and my family are going to an arcade so we might be home around 3 - 6 . Everytime i get out the car my dad always tells me to get my sister's bag and open up the door . So I'm first to the doorstep and close to mailbox , If i get it and my dad sees me getting the mail and i go off running to hide it . He's gonna know . Any solutions on how i can get the package tomorrow without letting him know??

 

[Countrypami]

How old are you that your dad is confiscating your gear?

 

[jasonandsarah]

I'm calling shenanigans... this sounds trolly or a blatantly over the top joke.
Profile says 34 years old by the way

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[JuicyLucy]

Im 26 and I'm a vape a lot

Sounds more like 16

 

[Khassy]

Sounds more like 13

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I got 20$ on twelve

 

[SMOKIE]

Im 26 and I'm a vape a lot and i need some help . Last year i bought a smok r200 along with tfv8 beast and coils and some batteries and a charger which rounded to 220 dollars in total . Ever since my dad confiscated it from me and threw it out , I decided to take it up a notch . So recently like 2-3 days ago i bought a fantasia shisha 900 mah with 4 eliquids which rounded to 30 dollars on eBay . 2 days ago i waited outside for the mailman to come and get my package and my dad suspected me . As the mailman came while i was skateboarding to see if the mailman came . My dad also came out and i was like .. SHIT SHIT SHIT ..!!! so i told my dad lets go inside its cold now . So when we went inside , he went to go piss and i instantly ran out the door to get the package then i quickly hid it under my car . My dad came out of no where again and said what did you buy now ? I was like i bought nothing . HES SUSPECTING ME !!! I have a package coming tomorrow that is backup clearomizers and my dad might find out again!! But at 10 -11 me and my family are going to an arcade so we might be home around 3 - 6 . Everytime i get out the car my dad always tells me to get my sister's bag and open up the door . So I'm first to the doorstep and close to mailbox , If i get it and my dad sees me getting the mail and i go off running to hide it . He's gonna know . Any solutions on how i can get the package tomorrow without letting him know??

26 years old you say, but you list as 34 and your story is of a under aged person. Please PM your photo ID.

 

[JuicyLucy]

26 years old you say, but you list as 34 and your story is of a under aged person. Please PM your photo ID.

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Might have to wait a few before he can safely filch his daddy's wallet for some fake ID

 

[gbalkam]

I was thinking.. get your lazy ass off the computer, get a job, move into your own place and stop leeching off your parents. Problem solved. But..that's IMO.

 

[bobnat]

I'll put $50 on 14.

 

[KingPin!]

 

[Whitesoxfan2579]

definately under age

 

[Hanson]

A 92FS


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[Raymcconn]

We could always go with the fail safe answer here and true by the way.
HIS HOUSE HIS RULES. Don't like it get out.

 

[vaporscout]

I got $20 on him being 15

 

[Hillbilly Pig]

I got 5 on 13
Come on no whammy no whammy

 

[Khassy]

I got 5 on 13
Come on no whammy no whammy

 

[SteveS45]

34 and skateboarding? OK my 60 year old bud does but seriously 1 post and never came back? Troll

 

[skt239]

A 92FS


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Handgun? Wrong thread

 

[The Cromwell]

Such rudeness to a new member?

 

[AndriaD]

I'm gonna go with, 47, and a troll.



Andria

 

[The Cromwell]

Either a Troll or a dumbass to think that people here would fall for that line.
Come to think of it a dumbass in either case.

 

[The Cromwell]

But the hide the vape mail thing is likely somewhat common for vapers on here and their spouse?

Winter is better for that. large coat pockets to hide packages in.

 

[KingPin!]

Could just be senile? And it’s not actually his dad but his son

Gonna call this the green roulette roll

 

[AndriaD]

But the hide the vape mail thing is likely somewhat common for vapers on here and their spouse?

Winter is better for that. large coat pockets to hide packages in.

Don't get that either. Why would you lie to your spouse... unless you just really WANT a divorce...? Because if you're lying to them, then you don't respect them at all, so why would you wanna stay married to them?

Andria

 

[The Cromwell]

Don't get that either. Why would you lie to your spouse... unless you just really WANT a divorce...? Because if you're lying to them, then you don't respect them at all, so why would you wanna stay married to them?

Andria

Don't you watch TV shows?
We are supposed to be deceptive to our spouses. Or so our programming goes.
The shows, the commercials...

 

[KingPin!]

Say something you get grief, don’t say something get grief .....the morale decision us blokes all have to make and anyway it’s not really lying just missing out key details

But if she finds out youre lying god help you ....quick think of something ...... the dog made me do it

Give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done ...close call that time

 

[Polargirl]

If he really was 26, then he'd have far bigger problems than vaping ones that this site is oriented towards.

Members can't help newbies with their family problems especially daddy issues.

 

[The Cromwell]

Say something you get grief, don’t say something get grief .....the morale decision us blokes all have to make and anyway it’s not really lying just missing out key details

But if she finds out youre lying god help you ....quick think of something ...... the dog made me do it

No lying to spouse.
But does everyone here tell their spouse everything?
EVERYTHING?

Except under interrogation with 'The Look'?

 

[KingPin!]

Yes of course Cromwell don’t you?

 

[The Cromwell]

Yes of course Cromwell don’t you?

NO!
I am not that stupid.

I never lie to her and will tell all if the right questions are asked.

Never been unfaithful to her.
but do you think I would tell her about the temptations and offers I got?

 

[AndriaD]

Say something you get grief, don’t say something get grief .....the morale decision us blokes all have to make and anyway it’s not really lying just missing out key details

But if she finds out youre lying god help you ....quick think of something ...... the dog made me do it

Give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done ...close call that time

I would never stay married to someone who lied to me, since that would indicate they had zero respect for me. And I would never lie to my spouse. This is my 2nd marriage, and what I learned best from my 1st marriage was... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MATE. Anyone who hasn't learned that 1st and most important lesson of marriage... have fun in divorce court! Yeah, that's a real blast!

Andria

 

[KingPin!]

Hahahaha

I’m just messin Andria happy wife, happy life

 

[bobnat]

My wife never notices when I have a new mod or tank and I never tell her. My 10 year old son notices everything. I've told him not to bring it up when mommy is around. He's also pretty damn good at sniffing out flavors when I vape.

 

[MyMagicMist]

NO!
I am not that stupid.

I never lie to her and will tell all if the right questions are asked.

Never been unfaithful to her.
but do you think I would tell her about the temptations and offers I got?

Well, half the time my wife needs to point out some twink is hitting on me. While I have that aspect of myself, I'm as dense as a box of rocks at times. It's always the flaming girlish and overloaded sweet ones. That's nice and nothing wrong in it but it simply isn't my type.

As to offers she doesn't notice, she's not noticed, I've not figured there was need to discuss anything because nothing becomes of it. I've quite a few very attractive ladies offer all kinds of favors. I sigh and apologize, declining anything but friendly banter.

A few cute guys who seem fairly straight arrows have offered favors as well. These just wound up running amiss from scheduling, or just them not wanting caught. Otherwise they kind of seem rather open to me and don't bother being subtle. "I'd like to ___ for you. I just can't because everybody thinks I'm straight. I am but you're just so yummy."

But my wife knows everything despite, and she knows I know she knows. I don't cheat because I'm too damned honest to be capable of lying about it. I tell her everything and what I don't tell her she finds out anyway, some of the ladies offering have been ladies she works with or knows. They tell her how lucky she is, if she ever tosses me out to let them know.

The shame is, if she does toss me I would likely look to settle with a guy. As for vaping stuff? Hide it, really? If you have such a problem as to need hiding that from a spouse/parent you have other stuff you need to work on first.

 

[SteveS45]