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The Cromwell

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I brought more biscuits!
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Those are far more yummy than my pillsbury frozen southern style ones.
 

JuicyLucy

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I've always wondered why I don't get along with cats and now I know why, M*th heads.

Seriously though, happy you are alright. :)

These fucks are waaaayyy too lazy to cook m*th - plus they don't have jobs and can't afford to buy ingredients like cough syrup

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Last biscuit I threw stuck into my ladies nose. She's still complaining about the smell. I told her I was pretentiously butthurt because I had been baking that biscuit for days before I unselfishly shared it with her. I'm telling ya, no respect!
Biscuit throwers are a very unappreciated minority in America.
but very valuable to the economy of maldovia.
 

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Did you hear what chanel said Garrance did when she told him she was pregnant? That girl's just throwing biscuits cause she knows he aint the daddy!
 

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Biscuit throwers are a very unappreciated minority in America.
but very valuable to the economy of maldovia.
Yes they have and I for one have had enough. I've been plotting all evening on how I'm going to pay her back. In the morning when we get nice and cozy in bed, I'm turning on the Dutch oven. Maybe then she'll change her tune.
 

JuicyLucy

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I'm doing keto now and the cashier looked at me like I was on "My 600 lb life". I bought a whole ham. It weighed 21 pounds.

BTW what does Kelp taste like?

Kinda like salty kale, lol

Had ta do it once my liver finally exploded - being an old phart and all
 

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I don't think I could find kelp in WI.
Oh, BTW I thought I was out of Capellas butter cream. Nope! My hoarding of flavors amazes me. I found a older bottle. I'm hoping its still good.
Have that but never tried it. yet.
 

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Well I tried the butter pecan ice cream flavor experiments tonight. Not too bad. I think they could use a little more aging. Maybe just a tiny bit of menthol in one to see if it adds an ice cream coolness to it.


In the immortal words of Socrates, “ I drank what?!”
Try a few drops of koolada for coolness
 

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