Pugsley's Ironically named review of the unbelievable DEJAVU RDTA

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  1. Pugs1970

    Pugs1970 Bronze Contributor

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    Odd title for a review I know.....nothing new there though.....but still...why ironic?....

    Well we are all familiar with the feeling of Dejavu ....sorry...Déjà vu....as the french say, simply meaning 'seen before' ...well...although RDTA's are obviously something we have all seen many times over...I will guarantee you right now....that you have never seen anything like the item I am going to show you today....

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    From the moment I clapped eyes on this masterpiece I was in vape feels heaven...my eyes turned to love hearts and a quartet of little birdies came and sat on my shoulder singing their sweet angelic hearts out...Oh yeah ...I had it real bad...and I don't even like RDTA's.......To my utter surprise however I was kindly offered one for review (Bullshit you threatened to burn her house down if she didn't send you one within 36hrs) and once I had that lovely tracking number I sat and prayed to everything I don't believe in that this time.....the DHL truck wouldn't get stolen.....again.....(true story...farewell Aegis)...The next few days were obviously torturous as anyone expecting vape mail thoroughly understands but this was more....by the time the DHL man finally arrived I was a gibbering wreck...

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    safe to say I don't think he'll be coming again.

    All this drama....for one RDTA....what the actual fuck is wrong with me?.....(ooh don't pull that thread)

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    And a fine and ferocious 'How do you do' to you all my fluffy little fog muffins.... I hope you are all fine and dandy on this glorious day...and a very exciting day it is too, You see in this game you get used to taking the rough with the smooth, as is the case with most things in life....Some days you have to review something that's a gargantuan POS......but then some days.....like this day......the road is as smooth as silk and....just as.....flimsy....?...not sure where I was going with that...but anyway...my point is...what I have for you today....is pretty fucking phenomenal....I probably should of just said that. (sigh)

    Designed by another Youtube reviewer as seems to be the trend 'de jour' ...only this time from over in Malaysia, The talented and completely fucking mental Adrian Lo Dejavu....I'll put bets on that not being his real name...regardless...this motherfucker knows how to design an RDTA...and once I stop fangirling the shit outa this...I might just get round to showing it to you...

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    Courtesy of my very relieved to still own a house friends Heavengifts....bestow your eyes upon this beauty....The DEJAVU RDTA......does it have to be all capitals??....so shouty....

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    Retail presence much?......

    The DEJAVU RDTA .....(honestly I promise you I'm not shouting....I don't even give a shit if it's meant to be in capitals I'm not doing it)....is a 24mm at the base tapering up to a 25mm around the waist, 2ml capacity, bottom and side airflow, dual coil device that has quite simply driven in from nowhere ...as smug as you like.... into the world of RDTA's....and stuck its fingers up at every single one of them with a justifiable arrogance...

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    I mean just look at it.....

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    If I was an RDTA out on the market right now the sinking feeling I'd get when laying my eyes on this beauty would literally come out of my arse...The RDTA has been perfected....find an open window.....

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    I know I know....'Perfect?....really??' ...It's a bold statement I get that, But there is nothing.....NOTHING.......N.O.T.H.I.N.G. bad I can say about this tank, So if fan reviews make you angry, if you're one of 'those' people that think 'He's totally licking Heavengifts arse'.....then look away....I have not a solitary fuck to give you...not even the slightest aroma of one, (ew) The rest of this review will sound like a 12 year old boy having a chance meeting with Beyonce ...only with less of an adolescent chubby......well...slightly less....I have warned you.....look away.

    The Package

    The first 2 questions you're probably asking yourself are..'Is that a case?'...and...'Is that it's own stand?' ...yes and yes to both those questions, From the moment you open the rather attractive cardboard box you are greeted with a relentless tirade of vape hornyness that just doesn't seem to want to stop.........ever........insatiable almost.

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzip.....lob....thud.

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    You'll have to forgive the fact that in my excitement to try this thing I had already built on it before taking a picture of the complete package....but regardless......how's that for presentation.

    You get the very heavy and perfectly machined RDTA stand brandishing Dejavu's logo, The RDTA itself displayed out separately, A spare Ultem drip tip....which...you probably won't use due to the fact the SS one is so utterly beautiful, spare glass and a very odd looking plastic screw cylinder full of O's, spare screws,and an allen key, the cylinder incidentally...can be used to transport your RDTA without fear of it dripping all over your new camo hard zip case...(it never leaks btw)...because it too...is rather nice.....Shit I thought the Triade was well displayed....gtfo....THIS was made for vapers....by someone who is obsessed with vaping.

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    The build quality is like nothing I have seen before, Each piece meticulously machined to a flawless standard from top to bottom, There was not a single scratch on any part that shouldn't be there, And not the slightest hint of machine oil.

    The build deck

    The build deck....oh the build deck.....a picture says a thousand words......4 pictures however....well...that'll be...4...thousand.......words......??

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    Perfection.

    Unfortunately the full review contains over 30 images which far out weighs the limits of this forum so if you would like to continue reading then please feel free to hop on over to my house by following the below link..

    http://www.steampugs.co.uk/pugsleys-ironically-named-review-of-the-dejavu-rdta/

    Hope to see you there!

    Pugs
     
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    Heartsdelight Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    OMFG!!! You are a man of many words lol! In a wonderfully articulate, hilariously, belly rolling way! Love your style! Off to your house to read the rest lol!
     
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    Thank you!...hope you liked the rest of it just of much ;)
     
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    I did and I do! :banana:
     
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    bobnat VU Donator Silver Contributor

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    Wow, what a fantastic RDTA. I've got one on pre-order. This could be dangerous!

    Thanks for the informative and entertaining review!
     
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    You're very welcome ;) and thank you!
     

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