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Merbear

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If you like “who done it” mysteries, these are great ones by an ex-jockey in England and all characters have some association with steeplechase-ing.
 

Merbear

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Quit pointing your sensual thing at me, all of youse!!!
PS: Huddy had NOTHING to do with the chlamydic koalas!!!
PSS: it’s Doggie’s fault.......or maybe Hawkie and Keith.....
PSSS:wasn’t me...I didn’t do it....
:)
 

keithu2

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Quit pointing your sensual thing at me, all of youse!!!
PS: Huddy had NOTHING to do with the chlamydic koalas!!!
PSS: it’s Doggie’s fault.......or maybe Hawkie and Keith.....
PSSS:wasn’t me...I didn’t do it....
:)


Quit peeking and you might not see all the thingys.
PS: Traitors are chlamydic by nature.
PSS: Doggie did it.
PSSS: See above, but that does not make you innocent!


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DogMan

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3°C expected 2 nights in a row.

I'm not going to single anyone out, but it could be attributed to someone who's name starts with Hud and ends in dy.

But don't tell granny that I said that. If she asks then I was just telling Kittle to get the ball.

3°C is what my fridge is set to
 

DogMan

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Good night knuckles

Just before I go, I need to check what multiple of 10 my nfl team is? I remember 9, but the other bit is bugging me

Think it is 49ers or 79ers?

I am very passionate, regardless

Night knuckles
 

Merbear

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Good night knuckles

Just before I go, I need to check what multiple of 10 my nfl team is? I remember 9, but the other bit is bugging me

Think it is 49ers or 79ers?

I am very passionate, regardless

Night knuckles

I wish I could say 79ers..........since my stupid worthless 49ers lost the Stupor Bowel..............
 

Merbear

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terrible things were said about that poor man.
You should retaliate by scoldings and whuppin somebody’s butt.
I’m aghast over the whole situation.
Go gettum.


I’ll just wait over here ——> .....:popcorn:

You’re aghast all right!!!! Aghast aghast aghast...
Great word: aghast.
Poor man, just ‘cause he’s not BRAVE anymore.
I’m of the opinion hat YOU need the whippets... damn auto correct... whuppins’

Actually you probably need both, though Herk may get pissed at me. Or piss on me. I don’t know
 

Hawkizefan

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You’re aghast all right!!!! Aghast aghast aghast...
Great word: aghast.
Poor man, just ‘cause he’s not BRAVE anymore.
I’m of the opinion hat YOU need the whippets... damn auto correct... whuppins’

Actually you probably need both, though Herk may get pissed at me. Or piss on me. I don’t know

if I get to pick.....I choose whippets.
Yes, definitely whippets over whuppins.

another great word: angst.
Not sure why that popped into my head. Probably from all that popcorn I ate.....while waiting...and waiting and waiting for you to address the scrupulous behavior of some in this place.

I’ve got your back Jack....ie......Jackie.:)
 

Hawkizefan

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Need to rinse off all the traitorous angst and psych up for a day with a grandson!
Potty training anyone?


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was a potty training guffaw the reason for the shower?
Call the young lad Whippet repeatedly until he thinks that’s his name. His parents would love that.
Grannybears seems testy. Probably because of her choices of teams to cheer for.:D
 

Hawkizefan

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Poor, poor Huddy (The bastard) He is such a hard done by, noble traitorous bastard :(

I agree but gotta warn you that you’re playing a dangerous game.
Grannybears is apt to give you a whippet whuppin.
I can’t protect you from here......and quite frankly she scares the living shiate outta me so not sure I would even try.
Maybe you can get some backup from Sweden. Ask poi boi.
 

Merbear

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Yes, the two of youse are both in for a Whippet whuppin. That has a certain ring to it! Damn auto correct made me type whuppin about ten times. That reminds me...my brother is a rancher/farmer and got his hay bailed and brought in the barn just in time since it’s raining now. I texted him to say” good thing you got your hay in”...except the damn auto correct changed hay to hat. He called me to say yes, he got his hat in and too bad about the hay. We giggled on and off for a bit. Well... maybe you had to be there...it was funny at the time!!

On the awesome news front, my niece, who’s baby turned one last week, found out she’s preggers with TWINS!! (Yep she was on birth control) she and hubby are really excited. She adores kids, teaches kindergarten, etc.

Hope bro’s cows like eating hats! :)
 

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