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I just want the self confidence that says if it zips it fits... meanwhile I refuse to wear anything that isn’t at least a size too big


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2 more hours before I can get the fuck out of this fucking place!
Happy Easter folks!


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Stop eating spicy gawd damn foods!
This is the 3rd time you end up in the ER!
wife just won’t fucking listen!


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Stop eating spicy gawd damn foods!
This is the 3rd time you end up in the ER!
wife just won’t fucking listen!


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Hope she’s ok....



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MrMeowgi

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Pouring rain,called my boss. He said we're working. Fuck

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ej1024

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ANOTHER DAY AT WORK!
ANOTHER DAY WITH PEOPLE!
I need to start working at home!
Fuck!


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You're a F&^%$&^% idiot, Tony :slowclap:
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trying to get under my skin, using my email address to sign up for BBW Cupid, Fuckbook.com, and now this scammy entertainment for idiots-site "truthfinder"

at least this one went straight to spam, where it belongs
 

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I'm so badass the jury doesn't want me on either side. Woohoo. Go for jury duty and the da is like nope you're dismissed. Ha ha. Raised a bunch of hell when I was younger and that sticks in a small town. At least I'm not stuck getting$12 a day for my service

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Little Johnny is back!

Smart Kid...

Student Says He’s Too Smart For First Grade. This Is The Principal’s Response.

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3”
Johnny: “9”
Principal: “6 x 6”
Johnny: “36”
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher “I see no reason Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
Johnny: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, “pockets”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
 

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MrMeowgi

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The greatest showman is so fucking stupid. I'm sorry. I hate musicals.arrrgghh

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Edit: well damn I lied. It actually was a decent movie. I could still do without the singing.
 
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The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

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The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

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got me. I thought it may have been serious at first.

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This rain has me ready to go crawfishing...


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MrMeowgi

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All these fucking party's on rocket league and here I am like a vanerial disease.

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Either every single person singing on The Voice tonight is flat, or my ears have gone sharp. I'm going to bed.
 

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